Intellectual retardation system: Even ancestors are afraid of crazy criticizers and gossip lovers

The first cat is a beautiful white Persian cat, and the gauze skirt makes it look even more beautiful.

It walked slowly to the middle, stopped when it bypassed Liang Xingqiao, and lifted up the fat white mangosteen.

Liang Xingqiao was stunned for a moment and then came to his senses.Singing, he knelt down and held the furry cat's paw.

The cat walked straight into another door, and the beam light followed it until it could no longer be seen.

Audience: Elegance never goes out of style, this is no more awesome than that catwalk show!

At this time another one came out.

This is a dog in a suit, with a gold-rimmed spectacle frame on the bridge of his nose. As he walks, he looks at the camera with disdain.

The drone's approach also gave it a close-up.

Audience: It’s obviously a number two, but the squinting and contemptuous eyes are so handsome!I can!

The audience screamed in their hearts and cheered silently.

Wait for it to go around from the left and go to the right.

Another beam of light hit another door, also a black cat, dressed in brocade clothes and with cold eyes.

The light wings, strokes, light pillars and the lights on it began to flicker, and the lamp posts dimmed and lit at the same time and moved in position.

The audience didn't think the light was broken, they just saw the erratic cat.

Audience: Ouch... the mysterious killer Meow!

The next one is a dog, very cute, dressed in colorful, dopamine style, jumping forward, and even naughtily circled around Liang Xingqiao twice.

When a cat walks away, a dog comes up, and then another cat comes up.

Each one has its own style.

Finally, the wave group came out together, one on the left and one on the right. When they were separated, the two looked at each other and looked away in disgust.

Needless to say, everyone saw it.

They stopped on one side of Liang Xingqiao, and the rotating gears and aperture behind them gave people a mysterious and powerful feeling.

Just like the Immortal Lord and his mythical beasts.

Then all the lights came on, and the audience discovered that the cats and dogs on the catwalk were evenly distributed on top.

The music changed and the lamppost began to move.

A dog and a cat started to form a combination, a dog combination started, and a cat and cat combination started to play, which was actually a dance.

It's not too exaggerated, they just climb over each other, jump, and run, freely and carefree, and clothes can't restrain them.

The song ends...they finally say goodbye in their own way.

Some flicked their tails, some raised their heads, some stuck out their tongues and put on smiles...

Audience: So interesting, so interesting!I haven’t seen enough, what next?

Then no then.

Warm applause rang out, and the eager audience left in an orderly manner.

They wanted to continue, but everyone was sent away by plane. It was so late at night that they had to continue looking for ghosts.

The audience had no choice but to leave.

After all, he is a boss who doesn't play by common sense and likes to cause trouble, so just get used to it...

Yanli just looked at the empty chair.

That's about it. There are so many live broadcasts and attention, and the most popular people are invited to be hosts and sing. If this is not popular, then what is it?

As for this place, it can be used as a playground for students...for social practice.

She withdrew her gaze and turned around. A cat and a dog followed her, got into the car, and disappeared into the darkness.

The lights in the venue were turned off, only the garland lights were on, and the illuminated statue looked gently at the sky.

Looking from a distance, you can see the landmark building of a city.

The next day, people still came to take photos and check in. They entered the stadium without a door. There were no lights at this time, and the colorful gauze reflected the light in the sun, making it even more beautiful.

"Let's learn about roller skating..." Yaya, the manager here, held up the sign and waved it in front of the visitors.

"???"

"One word!" Yaya's words were unquestionable.

The visitor looked at the little bean-like girl and nodded.

"50 yuan per person."

"So expensive?"

"You can skate for a day. If you have something to do today, you can continue skating when you come back."

The man wanted to tease the child and hesitated: "Then what if I leave and come back and you forget and don't recognize me?"

Yaya looked disapproving and said: What nonsense are you talking about.

"I have a good memory. Also, you just need to provide proof of payment."

When the man choked, he always felt like the child was saying: Are you stupid?

In order to prove that I was not stupid, I picked up my phone and scanned the code and asked: "Is there anything I need to pay attention to?"

"In such a big venue, just don't hit the wall and get killed."

???

"Aren't there guardrails?"

"Here are anti-fall suits, roller skates have brakes, here..."

The man interrupted and said sheepishly: "I don't know how to brake, and I don't skate well."

Yaya waited for the other party to finish speaking, then said disgustedly: "I'm talking about real brakes, not foot brakes. Aren't I teaching you? Your words are so secret..."

"..."

After teaching, stop the next person.

No one came in, so I continued to study hard, Yaya: It’s time to make extra money...

As for the flat land outside, it was divided up by other students, and she was the eldest sister, so she had the largest territory. After all, the school relied on strength to speak for itself.

But if Yanli doesn't know, if he knows, it's up to you.

And the Internet is even more popular. After all, during this period of time, she has not stopped making troubles. She is the hot search topic on her own every day, and there is no one else.

If you know, I can only say: they are all netizens who are too boring.

As for those who questioned the animal performances, some people threw out instructor certificates and video proofs.

These cat and dog instructors only let their subordinates perform.

They can even play tricks on people, and what they play with is their IQ. They not only teach animals, they can also teach people, and they can also refresh their own screens.

Show your face.

So that was training?

Who can train them? The boss is this kind of person!

Do you regard the country as a vegetarian?

Yanli is very busy, she has to do the next task now.

As for the previous one, it's just laziness.

"Ding, congratulations to the mentally retarded host for successfully completing the mission."

"Ding, the main mission is released: your fate is up to me."

"Main mission content: Set up a stall as a fortune teller, actively look for customers, and tell their fortunes."

"Task progress: 0/100 people."

"Task tip: Stop a passerby, count your fingers and say to the passerby: 'Wait... I'll count your fingers, you are in big trouble!' If you successfully get the other person to stay, you will be paid 1000 yuan after the end. Gold is success.”

"Task completion reward: Physical fitness +10 points"

"There are no limits to the tasks. The health points are reset to zero and the tasks are not completed. After death, the soul becomes charred and can only twist and roar and crawl."

The physical fitness is already [-] points, and Yanli feels stronger.

In other words, the body is approaching the reaction speed of the soul.

This task seems to require professionals, but it is actually very easy to complete.

First, become a 'Taoist priest', and second, set up a stall.

This time she wasn't going to trick anyone she knew. After all, she didn't really want to learn the professional knowledge of a Taoist priest, so she was just a fake Taoist priest.

Forget it's an acquaintance, after all, he's been swiped so many times, and he's not a wild monster.

She decided to change passersby A, B, C and D.

Passers-by A, B, B and D: Thank you Ang!