Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

Long Xiaorou taught her very carefully, but Liu Wuwu couldn't figure it out. He tried many times and still couldn't figure it out.

Seeing the sky turn yellow, some people are already impatient.

"Can this Liu Shenzi make a breakthrough? If he doesn't make a breakthrough, I'm going home for dinner."

"Just wait a little longer. I've been waiting for so long anyway, so I don't mind this moment."

"Really, breaking through a mere golden elixir is actually more troublesome than a woman giving birth to a child."

......

Just as everyone was getting impatient, Liu Wuyue made a move.

Long Xiaorou asked anxiously: "What, do you have feelings?"

Liu Wuwu: "No, I've been lying down for a long time and I want to pee!"

"..."

Long Xiaorou's face turned dark, this bastard was so annoying.

Under the gaze of everyone, Liu Wuwu strutted to a corner, untied his belt and turned his head to warn:

"Sisters, sisters, wives, sisters-in-law, cousins, please collect your consciousness and don't peek at me peeing."

cut!shameless.

All the female spectators present spat hard.

We are all good-natured women, okay, who would peek at you bastard peeing?

Of course, there were also those who were psychopathic, and Liu Wuyuan's words made them even more excited.

He scolded Liu Wuwu for being shameless, but subconsciously sneaked closer to Liu Wuwu.

It's a pity that Liu Wuyou was on guard for a long time. No matter how hard these old ladies tried, they could only see a bunch of mosaics.

Maybe it was because he had held it in for too long, but Liu Wuyue felt very comfortable peeing.

Just when he was getting carried away, there was a rumble of thunder in his ears.

Looking up, the originally bright sky was already covered with dark clouds.

From time to time, dazzling rumbles could be heard in the dark clouds.

Seeing this scene, Liu Wuwu was shocked.

"Twelve, go back and collect your clothes quickly, the rain won't stop..."

Snapped!

A slipper appeared from the middle of the sky.

What followed was Long Zizi's roar.

"You two, the thunder calamity is coming!"

Thunder disaster! ! ! ?

Liu Wuwu was so scared that his legs went weak.

Regardless of whether he had finished urinating or not, he pushed up his pants fiercely.

Phew...

Because he was too nervous, his pants were torn in half.

Long Xiaorou on the side jumped anxiously.

"Never mind the pants. Come on! Get in your turtle shell."

A word to wake up the dreamer.

Liu Wuyue didn't care about the embarrassment, and rushed towards the Great Ao Spirit Armor at a speed of [-] meters and two seconds with his buttocks naked.

This shocking scene is really eye-opening.

"Liu Shenzi is so perverted! Doesn't he have any sense of shame?"

"My brother has been in the Blood Sea Sect for 30 years. I thought I had seen all the perversions in the world, and my heart has never been troubled since then. I never expected that there are still peerless masters like Junior Brother Liu in the world."

"There are mountains outside the mountains, there are people outside the people, and Liu Wuwen outside the people!"

"Junior Brother Liu's butt is so white..."

......

"Hahaha......"

After all, the old Taoist Kong Kong couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud in front of Long Zizai.

At first, I used long sleeves to cover it up, but my smile couldn't stop the car.

In the end, he laughed so hard that his whole body shook and he bent over.

"Haha... Master Long, are Liu Xiaoyou here to make a joke? His identity as Son of the Hundred Wars God was bought with money. Tell me, how many gifts did he give to buy this title. Haha. .....”

Long Zizai turned his head and didn't want to talk to this old guy, for fear that he could not help but slap his bad friend to death.

On the stage, a smile gradually appeared on Liu Wuwu's face as he ran with his butt stuck out.The Big Ao Lingjia is already in front of him. If you give him just one more second, he can hide in it.

boom! ! !

It's a pity that the law of heaven is unpredictable, and a millstone-thick lightning struck from the nine heavens.

Like swatting a fly, Liu Wuwu was directly pinned to the ground.

In an instant, a golden ocean composed of lightning formed within a radius of ten miles, which was so dazzling that people could not open their eyes.

The people who eat melons are really unlucky.

Those who were not strong enough were directly knocked unconscious by the thunder and lay down straight on the ground, like a trembling dead fish.

Those with high cultivation levels didn't fare well either, with all of them looking gray and wearing afros like hedgehogs.

Such a thunder disaster was not only beyond the expectations of all the audience, but even the two big guys in the sky were shocked and stood up.

Kuangzi: "Why is his thunder calamity so thick?"

Generally speaking, Jindan Thunder Tribulation is also divided into levels.Cyan is the lowest level, white is more common, and gold is the highest level.

The higher the level of thunder tribulation, the greater the difficulty in overcoming the tribulation, and the higher the talent of the person who overcomes the tribulation.

Of course, this is just the consensus of the cultivation world.

Similar to top sects such as Blood Sea Sect and Taixuan Saint Sect, golden thunder tribulations abound.

In order to better distinguish geniuses, big guys like Long Zizai discovered that golden thunder tribulations come in different sizes.

The thicker the Golden Thunder Tribulation, the higher the talent.

Kuangzi aside, Long Zizai is one of the top experts in the mainland and the most promising Mahayana master in the past ten thousand years. The golden thunder calamity he encountered when he broke through to the Golden Elixir stage was only as thick as a thumb.

Moreover, this thumb-thick thunder tribulation is not the first thunder tribulation, but the third.

Liu Wuwu's first thunder calamity was as thick as a millstone!How could Long Zizai, who had always boasted that he was the best in the world, not be surprised by this?

"Liu Shenzi is also a top-notch talent with all attributes?" The person who asked the question was Kuangzi.

Although he pretended to be calm, his slightly trembling beard showed the turmoil in his heart.

Long Zizi shook his head.

"Except for the fact that his mental power is a hundred times stronger than that of ordinary people, there is nothing special about the rest."

"hundred times?"

Kuangzi confirmed again in disbelief.

Long Zizai nodded.

"It is indeed a bit ridiculously high. Throughout the eternal history of the world of cultivation, I have never heard that the human race can possess such terrifying spiritual power."

Kongzi secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Not bad, just mentally stronger.

Ye Ming... should probably be almost a little better than Liu Shenzi.

Looking at the sea of ​​thunder and lightning under his feet, Kuangzi began to consider whether he should focus on training Ye Ming.

Although Ye Ming's character is as bad as an animal.But if they want to deal with Liu Wuwu, Ye Ming is the only genius from the Taixuan Sect who can take action.

......

boom! ! !

Just as Kongzi was thinking wildly, the second thunder disaster came.

This time the thunder disaster was simply not in the shape of lightning.A machete made of lightning poured down like a torrential rain.

The machete hit the ground and exploded on the spot with a bang, creating a large crater no less than one foot in diameter in the granite square.

Sect Leader Long stared at the deep pit blown by lightning, his eyes doubled in size in shock.

"The power of this blow is comparable to a full-strength blow in the early stage of the Golden Core. This thunder tribulation is not to help Wu Wu achieve the Golden Core, it wants to kill him!"

After saying that, Long Zizai stepped forward to help and save Liu Wuwu's life.

But who would have thought that as soon as he took a step, a golden machete appeared out of thin air, lying in front of Long Zizai.

The golden machete turned into gold powder and formed several strange symbols in front of Long Zizai.

With just a few words, Long Zizai didn't dare to take another step forward.

This is Long Zizai, who is ranked third in the world in terms of strength and thinks he is the best in the world! ! !

The golden symbol flashed past, and Long Zizai did not go to save Liu Wuwu, but slumped on the seat.

Kongzi looked confused.

"Sect Master Long, don't scare me. What do those symbols just mean?"

Long Zizai looked pale and was breathing heavily, as if he was seriously ill.

It took him a long time to regain his composure.

"The content of the text is very simple. It just warned me not to come forward. What scares me is the source of those words."

Kuangzi didn't take it seriously.

"What's the source? It can scare you like this."

call......

Sect Master Long took a long breath and looked at the countless golden machetes in front of him with a complicated expression.

"Those characters are the Prison Immortal characters that only the Ancient Dragon and Ancient Phoenix clan can write."