Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!
Chapter 49 This is actually just a fart
March [-], sunny.
Liu Wuwu specially checked the almanac according to Ye Ming's horoscope. Everything was not going well for Ye Ming today.
If Ye Ming is not going well, Liu Wuwen will naturally be fine.So he chose to go through the tribulation today.
As the first Hundred War God Son of the Blood Sea Sect, Liu Wuwu's every move will naturally attract the attention of many people.
Such a major event as the Son of God's breakthrough attracted many people to watch.
Among them were Long Zizai, the leader of the Blood Sea Sect, and Kongzi, the leader of the Taixuan Saint Sect.
Two of the top bosses in the Eastern Continent are sitting deep in the white clouds drinking tea.
If outsiders saw this scene, their jaws would definitely drop.After all, the Taixuan Saint Sect and the Blood Sea Sect have always had a hostile relationship, and whenever their disciples meet, they will almost always start a fight.
The people below were fighting to death, but the two bosses were chatting like old friends.
Long Zizai: "Old Xu, I heard that your sect has accepted another son of god, with all the best spiritual attributes. You can find such a monster. This time the Taixuan Saint Sect is really going to make a fortune."
Kong Zi secretly glared at Sect Master Long, obviously dissatisfied with the title of Lao Xu.
However, this old dragon was too powerful, so he just pretended not to hear.
Kongzi shook his head: "I didn't let him be the Son of God, I only gave him the status of a Holy Son. Ye Ming is really talented, but it's a pity that his character is so poor that he may not be able to become a great person."
Long Zizai smiled: "A genius, who doesn't have a personality? Take the Dujie guy below, do you know what he used as a weapon during the entry test?"
Thinking of this, Long Zizai couldn't help but cursed.
"Damn it, this perverted thing is actually fighting with a sweet bun that looks like shit. Our Blood Sea Sect is a first-rate sect after all, so it's really disappointing to have such a thing."
Kuangzi was obviously shocked and could not speak for a long time.
Using shit as a weapon?
This man looks quite clean, and the weapons he uses are so sophisticated.
Seeing that the time was almost up, Liu Wuyou first took out the Big Ao Spirit Armor under the attention of everyone.
The Great Ao Spirit Armor has two forms.
One is to turn it into a close-fitting jumpsuit to protect the owner in all aspects.
The second one is to look like a big turtle shell.
The defensive power of this form of Da'ao Spirit Armor is astonishing, and it can withstand a full blow from the late Golden Core without injecting spiritual energy.This kind of defensive power is comparable to a heaven-level spiritual weapon.
The only drawback is that the Big Ao Spirit Armor cannot move in this form.
There was no need to move to overcome the tribulation, so Liu Wuwu chose the second form without hesitation.
After taking out the Great Ao Spirit Armor, Liu Wuwu started to paste defensive charms on its surface...
Kong Zi behind the clouds almost laughed out loud: "Sect Master Long, your son of the Hundred Wars God is too afraid of death, isn't he? Even if he uses earth-level spiritual treasures to resist thunder tribulation, he actually has to put defensive talismans on them."
Long Zizai's face turned dark with anger, and Liu Wuyuan, the bastard, was so embarrassed that he had been thrown into the Taixuan Sect.
Liu Wuwu below was not aware of the resentment coming from the sect leader at all, and continued to focus on the defensive talisman.
One piece, two pieces, three pieces, four pieces...
In full view of everyone, I posted it from morning to noon and still didn’t stop.
A good turtle shell has been pasted into a long-haired turtle shell covered with yellow hairs.
Kongzi asked impatiently: "How long will this kid stay posted?"
Long Zizai had lost his sight and waved his hand helplessly: "Let him go."
After noon, Liu Wuwen couldn't find a place to post it and had no choice but to give up.
Just when everyone thought Liu Wuyuan was about to start overcoming the disaster, he took out a sterling silver hat from his storage bag.
This hat is very strange. There is a half-foot-long silver stick sticking up from the top of the hat, and there is a long tail trailing behind the hat.
"What is this doing again?"
Kuangzi had an eye-opening experience today.
I thought that Ye Ming was already weird enough, but I never expected that the strongest would have the strongest. Compared with Liu Shenzi, Ye Ming looked like a normal monk.
Hey......
Long Zizai has given up explaining.
Explain what?He didn't know what Liu Wuwu was up to.
After everything was ready, Liu Wuwu climbed into the turtle shell, revealing only his long, pointed head.
Don't tell me, this tortoise shell fits quite well.
Liu Wuyou lay down there, looking like a big horned tortoise.
In this scene, not only Long Zizai and others, but even Twelve couldn't help covering her face, for fear that others would know that she was Liu Wuwu's maid.
Liu Wuwu was very satisfied with his appearance.Lying down here, you feel full of security.
Everything is ready to start overcoming the tribulation.
Then......
Liu Wuwu was confused, how to overcome the disaster?
That's right, Liu Wuwu didn't know how to overcome the disaster.
Liu Wuwu has traveled through time for only three short years.Originally, according to his qualifications, it took three years to break through from the early stage of foundation building to the middle stage of foundation building, which was enough for the Liu family's ancestral tomb to be smoking.
But Liu Wuwu furiously plucked Ye Ming's wool, ate countless spiritual grasses and spiritual fruits, and forcibly piled up his cultivation to the foundation building perfection.
Originally, the senior Liu family should explain the breakthrough.But Liu Wuwu broke through too quickly, and before the Liu family had time to teach him these things, he had already become the Son of God of the Blood Sea Sect.
At the Blood Sea Sect, Liu Wuwu had never formally worshiped his master, and no one would teach him this.
Now Liu Wuyou was miserable. When things came to a close, he realized that he would never break through.
Forced to be helpless, Liu Wuwu could only stretch his neck and shout to Long Xiaorou: "Dragon Saint, please teach me how to break through to the golden elixir stage!"
Long Xiaorou: "???"
Kuangzi: "!!!"
Long Zizai: “$#-#-#-!!!”
......
The audience was fucking stupid.
Liu Shenzi, this is a bit of a joke. At this point, you don’t know how to break through?
It's like going to a brothel.We all took off our pants, and you actually said you were here to aunt us?
This man is so damn hateful!
Long Xiaorou knew that Liu Wuwu was a bit unreliable, but she didn't expect him to be so unreliable.
But as a friend, she could only help Liu Wuwu.
Long Xiaorou: "Liu Shenzi, it's very simple to break through the golden elixir stage. You only need to mobilize your whole body's spiritual energy to compress it at the Dantian. Remember, be slower and gentler. When the golden elixir is formed in the Dantian, the thunder disaster will come. arrive."
Liu Wuwu: "Where is Dantian?"
Long Xiaorou: "..."
Long Xiaorou was going crazy. As a monk, he didn't even know where his Dantian was. He really wanted to drag this brat out of his turtle shell and beat him to death.
In order to leave this embarrassing place as soon as possible, Long Xiaorou could only pretend to be calm and explain: "The dantian is below the belly button."
1 minutes later
puff......
A muffled sound came from behind Liu Wuwu.
Long Xiaorou: "Did you pass the spiritual energy as a fart?"
Liu Wuwu's face turned red for a rare occasion.
"Sorry, sorry. The pressure was too low..."
puff......
Before Liu Wuwu finished speaking, another muffled sound came to mind.
The whole place was silent, and everyone stared at Liu Wuwu with resentful eyes.
Liu Wuwu touched his head, his face full of embarrassment: "Well... I'm going to say that this fart is because of a stomachache, will you believe it?"
Liu Wuwu specially checked the almanac according to Ye Ming's horoscope. Everything was not going well for Ye Ming today.
If Ye Ming is not going well, Liu Wuwen will naturally be fine.So he chose to go through the tribulation today.
As the first Hundred War God Son of the Blood Sea Sect, Liu Wuwu's every move will naturally attract the attention of many people.
Such a major event as the Son of God's breakthrough attracted many people to watch.
Among them were Long Zizai, the leader of the Blood Sea Sect, and Kongzi, the leader of the Taixuan Saint Sect.
Two of the top bosses in the Eastern Continent are sitting deep in the white clouds drinking tea.
If outsiders saw this scene, their jaws would definitely drop.After all, the Taixuan Saint Sect and the Blood Sea Sect have always had a hostile relationship, and whenever their disciples meet, they will almost always start a fight.
The people below were fighting to death, but the two bosses were chatting like old friends.
Long Zizai: "Old Xu, I heard that your sect has accepted another son of god, with all the best spiritual attributes. You can find such a monster. This time the Taixuan Saint Sect is really going to make a fortune."
Kong Zi secretly glared at Sect Master Long, obviously dissatisfied with the title of Lao Xu.
However, this old dragon was too powerful, so he just pretended not to hear.
Kongzi shook his head: "I didn't let him be the Son of God, I only gave him the status of a Holy Son. Ye Ming is really talented, but it's a pity that his character is so poor that he may not be able to become a great person."
Long Zizai smiled: "A genius, who doesn't have a personality? Take the Dujie guy below, do you know what he used as a weapon during the entry test?"
Thinking of this, Long Zizai couldn't help but cursed.
"Damn it, this perverted thing is actually fighting with a sweet bun that looks like shit. Our Blood Sea Sect is a first-rate sect after all, so it's really disappointing to have such a thing."
Kuangzi was obviously shocked and could not speak for a long time.
Using shit as a weapon?
This man looks quite clean, and the weapons he uses are so sophisticated.
Seeing that the time was almost up, Liu Wuyou first took out the Big Ao Spirit Armor under the attention of everyone.
The Great Ao Spirit Armor has two forms.
One is to turn it into a close-fitting jumpsuit to protect the owner in all aspects.
The second one is to look like a big turtle shell.
The defensive power of this form of Da'ao Spirit Armor is astonishing, and it can withstand a full blow from the late Golden Core without injecting spiritual energy.This kind of defensive power is comparable to a heaven-level spiritual weapon.
The only drawback is that the Big Ao Spirit Armor cannot move in this form.
There was no need to move to overcome the tribulation, so Liu Wuwu chose the second form without hesitation.
After taking out the Great Ao Spirit Armor, Liu Wuwu started to paste defensive charms on its surface...
Kong Zi behind the clouds almost laughed out loud: "Sect Master Long, your son of the Hundred Wars God is too afraid of death, isn't he? Even if he uses earth-level spiritual treasures to resist thunder tribulation, he actually has to put defensive talismans on them."
Long Zizai's face turned dark with anger, and Liu Wuyuan, the bastard, was so embarrassed that he had been thrown into the Taixuan Sect.
Liu Wuwu below was not aware of the resentment coming from the sect leader at all, and continued to focus on the defensive talisman.
One piece, two pieces, three pieces, four pieces...
In full view of everyone, I posted it from morning to noon and still didn’t stop.
A good turtle shell has been pasted into a long-haired turtle shell covered with yellow hairs.
Kongzi asked impatiently: "How long will this kid stay posted?"
Long Zizai had lost his sight and waved his hand helplessly: "Let him go."
After noon, Liu Wuwen couldn't find a place to post it and had no choice but to give up.
Just when everyone thought Liu Wuyuan was about to start overcoming the disaster, he took out a sterling silver hat from his storage bag.
This hat is very strange. There is a half-foot-long silver stick sticking up from the top of the hat, and there is a long tail trailing behind the hat.
"What is this doing again?"
Kuangzi had an eye-opening experience today.
I thought that Ye Ming was already weird enough, but I never expected that the strongest would have the strongest. Compared with Liu Shenzi, Ye Ming looked like a normal monk.
Hey......
Long Zizai has given up explaining.
Explain what?He didn't know what Liu Wuwu was up to.
After everything was ready, Liu Wuwu climbed into the turtle shell, revealing only his long, pointed head.
Don't tell me, this tortoise shell fits quite well.
Liu Wuyou lay down there, looking like a big horned tortoise.
In this scene, not only Long Zizai and others, but even Twelve couldn't help covering her face, for fear that others would know that she was Liu Wuwu's maid.
Liu Wuwu was very satisfied with his appearance.Lying down here, you feel full of security.
Everything is ready to start overcoming the tribulation.
Then......
Liu Wuwu was confused, how to overcome the disaster?
That's right, Liu Wuwu didn't know how to overcome the disaster.
Liu Wuwu has traveled through time for only three short years.Originally, according to his qualifications, it took three years to break through from the early stage of foundation building to the middle stage of foundation building, which was enough for the Liu family's ancestral tomb to be smoking.
But Liu Wuwu furiously plucked Ye Ming's wool, ate countless spiritual grasses and spiritual fruits, and forcibly piled up his cultivation to the foundation building perfection.
Originally, the senior Liu family should explain the breakthrough.But Liu Wuwu broke through too quickly, and before the Liu family had time to teach him these things, he had already become the Son of God of the Blood Sea Sect.
At the Blood Sea Sect, Liu Wuwu had never formally worshiped his master, and no one would teach him this.
Now Liu Wuyou was miserable. When things came to a close, he realized that he would never break through.
Forced to be helpless, Liu Wuwu could only stretch his neck and shout to Long Xiaorou: "Dragon Saint, please teach me how to break through to the golden elixir stage!"
Long Xiaorou: "???"
Kuangzi: "!!!"
Long Zizai: “$#-#-#-!!!”
......
The audience was fucking stupid.
Liu Shenzi, this is a bit of a joke. At this point, you don’t know how to break through?
It's like going to a brothel.We all took off our pants, and you actually said you were here to aunt us?
This man is so damn hateful!
Long Xiaorou knew that Liu Wuwu was a bit unreliable, but she didn't expect him to be so unreliable.
But as a friend, she could only help Liu Wuwu.
Long Xiaorou: "Liu Shenzi, it's very simple to break through the golden elixir stage. You only need to mobilize your whole body's spiritual energy to compress it at the Dantian. Remember, be slower and gentler. When the golden elixir is formed in the Dantian, the thunder disaster will come. arrive."
Liu Wuwu: "Where is Dantian?"
Long Xiaorou: "..."
Long Xiaorou was going crazy. As a monk, he didn't even know where his Dantian was. He really wanted to drag this brat out of his turtle shell and beat him to death.
In order to leave this embarrassing place as soon as possible, Long Xiaorou could only pretend to be calm and explain: "The dantian is below the belly button."
1 minutes later
puff......
A muffled sound came from behind Liu Wuwu.
Long Xiaorou: "Did you pass the spiritual energy as a fart?"
Liu Wuwu's face turned red for a rare occasion.
"Sorry, sorry. The pressure was too low..."
puff......
Before Liu Wuwu finished speaking, another muffled sound came to mind.
The whole place was silent, and everyone stared at Liu Wuwu with resentful eyes.
Liu Wuwu touched his head, his face full of embarrassment: "Well... I'm going to say that this fart is because of a stomachache, will you believe it?"
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