Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

"Rubber shield!!!"

Liu Wuyue, who was almost turned into a meat pie, is not dead yet, but he will be soon.

From the outside to the inside, from the epidermis to the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys.Every organ that could be named was torn apart by lightning and cracked.

Pain is graded, and there are 10 levels in total.

The doctor said that the pain a woman feels when giving birth is close to level 10, which is equivalent to the pain of breaking twenty ribs.

There is one kind of pain that can exceed level 10, and that is hitting a man's balls with a hard object.

Liu Wuwu's pain now is equivalent to giving birth to thirty children at one time or smashing eighteen balls with a hammer at one time.

If this kind of extreme pain were placed on a normal person, he would have fainted long ago.

Liu Wuwu is also a normal person, and he also wants to faint.

But the problem is that the place where he lies now is a sea of ​​thunder. Every time he wants to faint, the surrounding voltage of [-] volts will give his heart an electrotherapy, making Liu Wuwu unable to faint even if he wants to.

I can't faint, so I can only think of other ways.

Zhou Xingxing, the greatest comedian of this century, said that as long as you focus on other things, the pain relief effect is comparable to anesthetics.

In order to divert attention, Liu Wuwu used his skills to create a shield in Mengxiang while looking for Twelve.

However, the twelve cultivation bases were low, and they had already been electrocuted unconscious at this moment.

Helpless, Liu Wuwu could only look at Long Xiaorou, who was hanging in mid-air, arranging her hair.

"Sister Long, can I ask you a favor?"

Long Xiaorou looked puzzled: "What are you busy with?"

Liu Wuwu: "Can you dance for me?"

Long Xiaorou's face turned cold: "Do you think you have lived too long?"

Liu Wuwu was so wronged that he almost cried.

"Sister, I'm really in pain. There's no anesthesia in this damn place, so I can only use the local methods from my hometown to distract my attention and relieve the pain."

Long Xiaorou subconsciously thought that Liu Wuwu was talking nonsense.But then I thought about it, Dugu City seemed to be a really weird place.

Not only did Liu Wuwu and Ye Ming appear, two terrifying geniuses, but the specialty of their hometown was urine-flavored spiritual liquid and shit-shaped sweet steamed buns.

It seems reasonable for Dugu City to have one or two strange pain relief methods.

Looking at Liu Wuwu again, his face was twisted together in pain, which was really heartbreaking.

Long Xiaorou stamped her feet angrily and disappeared in an instant.

After a while, she brought back two pretty dancers.

The two dancers were so frightened that they trembled all over.

One second they were performing on stage, and the next second they were in such a strange place, how could they not be scared?

Long Xiaorou ordered coldly: "Dance!"

One of the girls boldly looked around at the men and women around her and questioned in a low voice: "So many people..."

Long Xiaorou threw two spiritual stones to the two girls.

"Jump quickly, or I'll kill you both."

Spiritual stone! ! !

The two dancers were so excited that they almost screamed.

Normally, the reward they get from dancing for a day is only one tael of silver, and the reward for a private dance is only ten taels of silver.

One spiritual stone is equal to 100 taels of gold and 1 taels of silver...

Even if they break their legs, they will never earn so much money in this life.

With this spiritual stone.All shame and dignity are bullshit!

Isn't it just dancing?Jump!

For this spiritual stone, the two women risked their lives.

The two dancers were the best at the beginning.

As soon as the coat was taken off, only the tight-fitting red bellyband and obscene pants were left.

Long Xiaorou frowned, are all dancers today so shameless?

Liu Wuwu was also stunned.Damn it, Sister Long is awesome, can you get a show like this?

The demons and monsters from the Blood Sea Sect in the audience were in a collective climax.

"My dear, I'm only 38 this year. Is this kind of program something that an innocent young man like me can watch?"

"My Liu Shenzi is really a pervert. He doesn't forget to have some fun at such a critical moment of life and death. His lustfulness is really a role model for us."

"Give in, give in. I want to criticize these two shameless women at close range."

"What does a shameless woman mean? This is a goddess who is willing to give, okay?"

......

The empty son in the sky doesn't know what to say now.

Liu Wuwu, in just less than a day, was able to refresh Kongzi's knowledge again and again.

At this moment, he really wanted to ask Liu Wuwu, as a human race, is it really okay for you to constantly break through the bottom line like this?

Long Zizai was so angry that he had nothing to say. He could only rub his temples with his hands to relieve the pain.

In fact, this was not Liu Wuwu's fault, but Long Xiaorou's fault.

She didn't know that the two dancers she caught randomly were not ordinary.

They are performing sex dances.

I’ve never heard of dirty dances, but I’ve heard of dirty jokes, right?

In public places, these two girls dance with their shoulders and legs exposed.

If it is a privately customized dance, it will be more particular.

Doors and windows are not allowed to be opened during dancing, women or young men under the age of 20 are not allowed to be present, and no one other than the host is allowed to watch.

As for privately customized content...

In fact, it’s nothing. Anyway, if it’s on TV, it needs to be re-coded and silenced. If it’s written in a novel, it will be blocked for decades.

You can watch such exciting content for only ten taels of silver, but what about 1 taels of silver?

If possible, the two beauties would like to peel off their skins.

Otherwise, Zhou Xingxing is the greatest comedian of this century. The method he said actually works.

At this moment, Liu Wuwu looked excited and his blood was boiling.The congested brain doesn't even feel pain.

Damn it, it's just a thunderstorm, there's nothing to be afraid of, if you have the ability, come down and fight!

The second thunder tribulation lasted for half an hour, and the two beauties also danced for half an hour.

Just as the two women were about to take off the last piece of clothing, the third thunderstorm came.

This time the thunder tribulation was very weird. It turned into a real entity and turned into a human-shaped thunder ball.

Forget it, it turned into a human form. After it fell from the sky, it did not deal with Liu Wuwu directly. Instead, it walked up to the two dancers, slapped them twice, and then forced the two girls to put on their clothes.

"???"

All the male compatriots looked confused at first, and then became furious.

"It's disappointing, it's really disappointing. How could such a stupid thing come out at such a critical moment?"

"Damn it, I've even taken off my pants, are you going to do this to me?"

"Don't stop me, I'm going to beat the brains out of you."

......

This is the Blood Sea Sect, and there are daring people everywhere.

Some people scolded them happily, while others took action directly.

I saw a Jin Danqi holding a big ax, aiming at the Lightning Man's head and chopping it down hard.

Ding!

Unfortunately, the ax hit the barrier one meter away from the lightning man and could not advance any further.

snort!

The Lightning Man snorted.

Both eyes fire thunder and lightning, aiming at the ground in a burst of fire.

The power of this thunder and lightning was so great that no one in its path was spared and was stunned.Even the elders in the Nascent Soul stage are no exception.

The lightning man seemed to have no intention of killing anyone. After electrocuting everyone, he looked at Liu Wuwu...

Hey, what about people?