Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

It's really strange to say this.

Qing Lin obviously has a fairy-like appearance and a model-level figure.

But neither the old virgin Liu Wuwu nor the perverted Zhang Erzi had any interest in her.

Qing Lin patted the dust on his butt, then looked at Zhang Er Lunzi and Liu Wuwu angrily.

"Are you two sick? Why did you kick me?"

Liu Wuyou covered his eyes and scolded through gritted teeth: "Crazy woman, put your pants on quickly!"

Qinglin chuckled and said:

"Could it be...are you shy? Hahaha...are you, Liu Wuwu, shy too?"

Liu Wuwen: "You are shy, you are shy. Grandma, you are a woman. Do women understand? Why don't you have any sense of shame?"

Qinglin: "Integrity? Ah... Bah! Can integrity be used as food? I've been a dog to Zhang Wuren all these years, and I haven't done any shameful things."

"Nowadays, you don't have any sense of shame when you expose your butt? Tsk tsk... If you can return the magic whip to me, I will sleep with you... I can sleep a few more times. "

Qing Lin said as he walked towards Liu Wuwu, so frightened that Liu Wuwu pressed his whole body against the wall.

Liu Wuwu screamed in despair: "Can any of you take care of this crazy woman? She's so scary!"

Qing Lin pinched his waist, looking arrogant.

"Hahaha... I never thought that becoming a woman could scare you Liu Wuwu. Listen to me, from now on I will be the boss of the three bastards of the Blood Sea Sect."

"From now on, I will make you stand and you cannot sit. I will make you eat with your mouths open."

"Liu Wuwu, return the magic whip to me quickly. Zhang Er, come and help me pull up my pants. Hu Sandao, go help me make the bed. Hahaha..."

When Qing Lin was feeling proud, Sister Corpse suddenly appeared in front of her.

Qing Lin had never seen Sister Corpse take action and only thought she was an ordinary ghost.

Qing Lin pinched Sister Zhi's face with her hands in an unusually arrogant manner.

"Beautiful girl will hang out with me from now on, and I promise to make you enjoy the food and drink..."

Bang!

Halfway through the words, Sister Corpse took action.

She put her hands on Qinglin's shoulders, aimed her knee at Qinglin's crotch and hit her hard!

"hiss......"

Qing Lin's face instantly turned purple, and the veins on his painful head popped out.

It wasn't over yet. Sister Zhi squatted down and slapped Qing Lin's exposed big white butt twice.

"Qing, if you dare to be so perverted again, I will kill you."

Liu Wuwu: "???"

How can a woman with green scales behave like this?

Has this corpse sister been lying in the coffin for so long that her brain has been lost?

But contrary to Liu Wuwu's expectation, Qinglin seemed to be really frightened.Regardless of the pain, he immediately picked up his pants and hid in the corner to confront Sister Zhi.

"Smelly bitch, if you dare to do that weird thing to me, I will..."

Qing Lin thought of the power of the kick just now, and it seemed that he might not be Sister Zhi's opponent.So she turned her attention to Zhang Er who was standing aside.

"...I'll beat idiot Zhang Er to death!"

Zhang Er was stunned: "Why???"

What a hell.I haven't said a word so far, okay?

......

Fun is all fun, Liu Wuwu's breakthrough still needs to be resolved.

What if Liu Wuyuan failed to hold it in and accidentally endured the catastrophe in the coffin.

According to the nature of heaven, let alone Liu Wuwu, the people in this coffin may not see the sun tomorrow.

In order to prevent themselves from dying at the hands of Liu Wuwu inexplicably, everyone in the coffin made great efforts.

He treated Liu Wuwu as if he were a pregnant woman.

Husanda put away the knife in his arms.

Zhang Erluzi didn't use any curse words in his words.

Sister Corpse calmed down her violent temper.

Qing Lin... was directly locked in the coffin.

They were all evil bastards, but now they have become polite gentlemen.

Zhang Er stupefied: "Oh, dear Brother Husandao, can you get me some paper. Thank you!"

Husandao held his nose and handed over the paper.

"If you don't bring any paper with you when you go to the latrine, why don't you die where you are?"

Zhang Er was stunned: "Dear Brother Husandao, are you blind? Can't you see these two pieces of tofu being lifted in my hands?"

Tiger Sand Sword: "Go to the latrine and eat tofu, what the hell are you doing?"

Zhang Er was stunned: "Dear Brother Husandao, I haven't eaten stinky tofu for a long time. I'm here to reminisce."

Husandao opened his eyes wide: "Is this okay???"

Liu Wuwu, who couldn't bear it anymore, angrily yelled:

"Are you two done? Why are you talking about cross talk here while singing and harmonizing? Our group is the three bastards of the Blood Sea Sect, not the Deyun Society! The main business is to kill people and release... No, it is to maintain world peace. Do you understand? ?”

He was just simply angry, but Liu Wuwu's Dantian was beating in a twinkling, and he really looked like he was pregnant.

Seeing this, Liu Wuwu took a long breath and tried to suppress his excitement.

But the effect didn't seem to be good. Although Liu Wuwu calmed down on the surface, his glowing Dantian was still jumping.

Seeing this, everyone came up with ideas.

Zhang Er was stunned: "Senior brother, how about you drink more cold water?"

Tiger Sand Sword: "I think it would be better to read Buddhist scriptures. Although those bald thieves in the west are not very good people, they have really good scriptures. Whenever I get upset and angry while practicing swordsmanship, I will read some scriptures." "

Seeing everyone's excitement, Qinglin also stretched his head out of the coffin.

"Senior brother, how about I sacrifice myself and help you jerk off with my hands? How do you say that, it's the devil before the devil and the Buddha afterward. Most likely, you are holding it in because you haven't touched a woman for a long time. Release it and you will feel better. .....”

Seeing that everyone looked at him in the wrong way, Qing Lin scratched his head in confusion.

"Why are you looking at me like this? It's disgusting."

Zhang Er stupefied: "As the old saying goes, there are all kinds of birds in a big forest. But I never expected how big a forest is to meet a female pervert like you."

"Help me masturbate? Sister, can you please make yourself mute? You are still a beauty even if you don't speak. When you open your mouth, Wang Tieniu, the pig-killer next door to my house, is more feminine than you."

Liu Wuwu was also very angry at Qinglin.

"Why do you, a pervert, always want to take advantage of me? It's absolutely impossible for the two of us. I advise you not to have such wishful thinking."

With this excitement, the golden elixir on his body began to jump to life again.

Liu Wuwu hurriedly said to Hu San Dao:

"Buddhist scriptures, where are the Buddhist scriptures?"

Husandao hurriedly took out a yellowed book.

Liu Wuyuan didn't care what sutra it was and hurriedly recited:

"Twenty-eight beauties have a body that looks like a crisp, and they wield a sword at their waists to kill the foolish man. Although no heads were found, he secretly taught you that his bones were withered..."

Why does this poem sound so familiar to me?

Then Liu Wuwu seemed to think of something?

Throw the book directly to Tiger Sandow.

"Hey, Tiger Sand Sword, isn't this the first "The Secret Ye Ming Can't Tell"? Show me this book. Do you want to kill everyone?"

Hu Sandao turned over it and explained with a red face: "I'm sorry, I took... the wrong one."