Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

"My Nima!!!"

Before anyone could react, Zhang Er was so frightened that he jumped up from the table.

As if he had seen a ghost, he immediately drew out his shield and hid in the corner to defend himself.

Everyone looked at Zhang Er with some confusion.

Qing Lin: "What are you afraid of? Senior brother is about to break through to the Nascent Soul stage, shouldn't you be happy for him?"

Zhang Er showed half of his head and sneered:

"Happy? You're so happy! You all stay away from him. If he breaks through, people will die."

"???"

Qing Lin: "Dead people... aren't senior brothers alive and well?"

Qing Lin thought that the dead person Zhang Er was talking about was the person who had overcome the tribulation himself.

Zhang Er was stunned: "Shit! The dead people I'm talking about are the people around me who are eating melons."

"That bastard surnamed Liu broke through from the Foundation Establishment Stage to the Golden Core Stage. Tsk tsk, that scene was full of corpses, it was too horrible to watch."

Qing Lin clearly didn't believe it: "How powerful can a mere golden elixir stage Heavenly Tribulation be? You bumpkins like you are obviously rare and weird."

Zhang Er was stunned and rolled his eyes at Qing Lin.

"Believe it or not, this person named Liu will definitely not be able to break through here. Otherwise, we don't have to go out and we can just bury them together."

"After thousands of years passed, the tomb robbers pried it open and took a look. Oh my god, three men, two women, a weasel and a donkey were buried in one coffin."

"I don't know how future generations will arrange this kind of bullshit combination. Is it the unresolved love between humans and donkeys? Or is it the unparalleled love between a weasel and three men?"

The extreme fear made Zhang Er stupefied with all his firepower and complained crazily.

The stunned Liu Wuwu was embarrassed to raise his head.

Silence for a long time.

Liu Wuwu said with some embarrassment:

"Well... I actually agree with Zhang Er's statement. When I break through, the people around me will die easily."

other people:"???"

Qing Lin and others also silently took out their shields and blocked them in front of them.

The poor little donkey could only take out two shields because his body was too big.

Put one side on your head as a helmet, and put the other side on your crotch to protect your donkey baby.

Liu Wuyue may lie in other aspects, but when it comes to killing people, he always increases the quantity without increasing the price.

He said that killing one person meant that the number had to be multiplied by at least ten.

Of course, in most cases, the killings are calculated on a city-by-city basis.

Seeing everyone's scared looks, Liu Wuwu quickly comforted them:

"You don't have to worry too much. I can hold on for a while if I hold back on such a breakthrough."

Zhang Er didn't believe it obviously:

"Can you still hold back on this kind of thing?"

Liu Wuwu took it for granted:

"It's just a breakthrough. I think this thing is like peeing and pooping..."

"puff......"

While speaking, Liu Wuwu raised his buttocks and farted again.It was only then that everyone noticed that what Liu Wuyou was farting was not a fart at all, but a smelly aura.

Don't tell me, this spiritual energy is quite pure.

Liu Wuyou didn't care about this and continued:

"I think I can hold it in for at least a year or two, so you should eat and drink. Don't worry about me at all."

One or two years?

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Only Zhang Er was still frowning.

"Senior brother, if you want to make a breakthrough one day, you must tell me."

Liu Wuwu nodded very seriously.

"I promise you that!"

That night, everyone fell asleep.

Only Zhang Er was tossing and turning and couldn't sleep.

How could he be in the mood to sleep with an unreliable time bomb like Liu Wuwu lying next to him?

Feeling in the dark, Zhang Er stood up to pee.

When passing by the coffin where Liu Wuwu lay, Zhang Er stupefied his ears and listened.

Liu Wuyou's grandson was sleeping soundly and talking in his sleep.

"Master Qin... don't take it off... don't stop... Oh, I'm so embarrassed... Damn Ye Ming, lick your toes quickly. ....."

"???"

Zhang Er was stunned and had black lines on his head.

What kind of dirty things are in this grandson’s head?

Peak Master Qin's words... can still be barely understood.

After all, this sister's figure is really explosive and no one can resist it.Even Zhang Erluzi himself had a little fantasy when he was at the Blood Sea Sect.

But what happened to Ye Ming?

Staggering threesome?

tsk...

This Liu Wuwu is really a pervert, even his dreams are so exciting.

After complaining silently for a while, Zhang Er stupidly picked up his pants and continued to pee.

But the moment he turned around, he turned back sharply.

Why did Liu Wuwu's grandson's Dantian area glow slightly, and the brightness became higher and higher, and the surrounding spiritual energy gradually gathered towards his body.

Uncle! ! !

This grandson is making a breakthrough!

"Clap!"

Without a trace of hesitation, Zhang Er raised his hand and teased Liu Wuwu's two big ass.

Liu Wuwu opened his eyes and stared straight at Zhang Er: "Boy, you need to give me a reasonable explanation, otherwise I will break your legs."

Zhang Erzi pointed at his Dantian tremblingly: "Brother, please control it."

Liu Wuwu was stunned for a moment, and then quickly blocked his dantian to prevent it from swelling further.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was dreaming about fighting with someone just now, and I couldn't control my excitement."

Zhang Er stunned and patted his chest with some fear, and whispered softly: "You need to improve your combat power to have an erotic dream. How weak must you be?"

Liu Wuwu: "What did you say?"

Zhang Er was stunned and waved his hands quickly.

"Nothing, nothing. I need to pee, together?"

Liu Wuwu nodded.

"It just so happens that we are together."

Although the inside of the silver coffin is not big, so many people must have a place to solve the cycle of grain reincarnation.

For this reason, Sister Corpse separated a small room in the corner. There was a hole the size of a bowl in the small room, which led directly to the outside of the coffin.

The two brothers Liu Wuwu and Zhang Erluzi didn't hold back either. They took off their pants and peed at the small hole together.

Liu Wuwu: "Don't shake, you'll splash on my feet."

Zhang Er curled his lips in a daze.

"You still have the nerve to criticize me. I've seen people pee with two prongs. What do you mean by three prongs? A humanoid trident?"

Liu Wuwu rolled his eyes at Zhang Er.

"You fart, isn't it because of you that I peed like this?"

Zhang Er was so frightened that his face turned pale.

"Nonsense, it's none of my business how you pee? You can't taint my innocence out of thin air."

Liu Wuwu also realized that he had said the wrong thing and quickly made up for it:

"I don't dare to use force to pee now, for fear that I won't be able to control the breakthrough if I use force."

"It's normal to have split ends when peeing without exerting force. If it weren't for you, why would I need to work so hard?"

"Is peeing with split ends a big deal?"

Another dark shadow came in.

"When I pee now, it's like a fucking waterfall. It all comes down in one go."

Qing Lin said as she began to take off her pants...she was also ready to pee standing up.

Liu Wuwu and Zhang Er stared at each other.

The two of them silently pulled up their pants, and then kicked Qing Lin away together.

"Get lost, you pervert!"