Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva has been practicing deep Prajnaparamita for a long time... Form is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from color, form is emptiness, emptiness is color..."

thump!A sound.

Liu Wuwu fell asleep in the coffin.

Let’s not talk about whether this Buddhist scripture has the effect of calming down the mood. Its hypnotic effect alone is definitely the best in the world.

Liu Wuyue read for less than a minute before he felt his eyelids became heavy and his head felt dizzy.

Unfortunately, after less than 15 minutes of sleep, I was woken up again by Zhang Er.

Before Liu Wuwu could get angry, Zhang Erzi pointed at his abdomen and begged: "Brother, why don't you stop sleeping?"

Looking down, I saw that restless golden elixir was secretly breaking through again.

Liu Wuyuan was going crazy.

In order to prevent himself from breaking through, he couldn't eat or sleep well, and he didn't even dare to pinch hard to stop pooping.

He was afraid that with a little force, the Heavenly Tribulation would be pinched out by him.

It’s not just Liu Wuwu who is going crazy, but also the Four Pillar Gods who are countless worlds away.

Since the son has no way of knowing Lao Tzu's whereabouts, no one in the world can figure out his location except Liu Wuwu himself.

Gods as powerful as the Four Pillars are helpless against this.

But it's man-made.

Although the four bosses could not know where Liu Wuwu was, they could feel Liu Wuwu's state through their own changes.

The stronger Liu Wuwu is, the weaker the four gods are.

Through this stupid method, the Four Gods could roughly feel Liu Wuwu's cultivation level, physical health and other general information.

Qinglong, one of the Four Pillars of Gods, had already planned to use this Nascent Soul Stage Heavenly Tribulation to beat God Father to death!

But this catastrophe that was supposed to happen a month ago has been delayed until now.

This is really weird.

Other monks are willing to risk death to break through in order to practice.

But what does Father God mean, and why have you been holding back and not making a breakthrough?

Suddenly, Qinglong looked up at the huge eye in the sky with a horrified look.

"Do you think Father God knows our plan?"

One sentence frightened the white tiger so much that all the hair on his body exploded.

"No way? It won't even move now."

"It" refers to that eye, not Liu Wuwu.The four pillar gods were not sure what that eye was.

Zhuque said boldly:

"I have an idea. How about... let's try to attack this eye? Maybe this eye is very weak and will die in one hit?"

The other three gods looked at Suzaku with slight horror.

Bai Hu: "You all called me a tiger before, but you never expected that this bastard bird is actually more tiger than me. Those eyes are nine times out of ten that of Father God. If you piss him off, we can tie the four of us together." It’s not enough for him to squeeze with one finger.”

Qinglong rolled his eyes.

"I think what Suzaku said is not completely unreasonable. Otherwise, sister Suzaku, please try to attack first."

Suzaku glared at Qinglong with his little eyes: "I'm attacking, what are you three doing, standing aside and watching?"

"Well...we'll be rooting for you."

Qinglong felt a little guilty and dared not look directly into Suzaku's eyes.

Suzaku: "Okay, you just think my words are farts. Listen to me, you three. Even if I die, I will hold you three together until I die."

......

Another month passed.

Liu Wuwu was almost on the verge of collapse.

At this moment, he didn't even dare to fart, so he could only raise half of his buttocks to let it leak out bit by bit.

Others are aware of the danger, too.

Not only was everyone fully armored, they even had to take turns guarding Liu Wuyue when he slept.

Nowadays, I definitely don’t dare to smoke with a big mouth.

Now that Liu Wuwu was asleep, everyone could only use the gentlest method to wake him up.

Sister Corpse, Tiger Sandao and Ji Di said that the three of them would pull Liu Wuwen's hair.

Liu Wuwu was worried about being plucked bald, and was determined not to let the three of them stay overnight.

Two people and one donkey are left...

Qinglin, Zhang Erluzi and Xiaolu Mahu.

Little Donkey Ma Hu is famous for not knowing the depth of things.

For the sake of his own life, Liu Wuwu excluded him.

In the end, Qing Lin and Zhang Er were left...

Liu Wuyue was about to cry.

What kind of bullshit team was he leading? It was just a simple vigil.After choosing and choosing, why are there only these two bad guys left?

It’s really exciting to think about it.

With such a bad team, Liu Wuwu was able to lead them all the way from the Eastern Continent until now.

Thinking of this, Liu Wuwu couldn't help but admire himself.

This kind of rubbish team couldn't bring me down. I, Liu Wuyue, am so awesome.

It was night, and Zhang Er stayed up half the night.

Liu Wuyue just fell asleep...

Suddenly, I felt cold.

Liu Wuyue sat up suddenly and glared at Zhang Er.

"You...why are you taking off my pants?"

Zhang Er looked shy.

"Brother, I have something that has been buried in my heart for a long time..."

"Shut up, I don't want to hear it."

Liu Wuwu quickly interrupted Zhang Er's words.

Although he didn't know what this idiot was going to say, Liu Wuyuan instinctively felt that this idiot definitely didn't have anything nice to say.

Zhang Er ignored Liu Wuwu and continued: "Actually, I have always kept a little secret in my heart. That is... I like you."

While talking, Zhang Er stupefied Liu Wuwu's ass with his orchid finger.

"Don't come here! I...I'm scared!"

Liu Wuwu hid in a corner in fear. At this moment, he wanted to chop his butt off.

Seeing that the scare was enough, Zhang Er patted Liu Wuwu on the shoulder.

"Senior brother, I'm going to bed. Just think about it here. By the way, do you prefer to sleep on your side or on your stomach when sleeping?"

Liu Wuwu, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, felt his heart tighten again.

"Why are you asking this?"

Zhang Er was stunned: "Nothing... have you heard of the story of Xiao Fei Guan?"

Liu Wuwu shook his head.

Zhang Erluzi began to tell the story in a leisurely manner.

"Once upon a time there was a mountain called Ignorance, and at the foot of the mountain there was a city called Ignorance, and in the city there was a poor scholar surnamed Dong."

"Dong was born in a beautiful family and had no money to study, so he asked his neighbor Zhang Dahu for help. Zhang Dahu was ugly and kind-hearted, so he was willing to help with gold and silver."

"It was night, Mr. Dong took money into the backyard. The lamp-lighting servant listened to Zhang Dahu's words: "The little flying stick is here."

"The next morning, Dong Sheng came out with ten gold coins in his arms. The servant was very envious."

"In March like this, Dong Sheng stayed up day and night and gained a lot of wealth. Every night the servant heard, "The little flying stick is here! ""

"In the second month of the year, Dong Sheng said goodbye to his servant. The servant was puzzled: "What? "Dong Sheng replied: "My butt hurts."

Speaking of this, Zhang Er smiled sinisterly at Liu Wuwu:

"Senior brother, you must not fall asleep. Otherwise... the little flying stick is coming!"

Liu Wuwu felt a chill.

"Well... I always sleep on my back. Stay away from me. Your story is okay for scaring children, but it's too childish."

Zhang Er stupefied and said nothing.

He stopped watching at night and went to sleep on his own.

On Liu Wuwen's side, he couldn't sleep at all, for fear that the flying stick would come as soon as he closed his eyes.