Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

"Sir, do you want to publish a book?"

Liu Hu was holding a book in his hand, with a few large characters written crookedly on the cover: "Secrets that cannot be told about Ye Ming."

At this moment, Liu Hu looked at Liu Wuwu with eyes full of admiration.

Liu Hu doesn't like reading.

When he was a child, he attended Liu's private school, and the teacher asked him to write a short essay about cabbage.

Liu Hu held it in for eight days and only wrote four words: "The cabbage is edible."

Liu Hu sincerely admires Liu Wuwu who is going to publish a book.

A book must have tens of thousands of words at least. How talented a person is to compile so many words?

Liu Wuwu is an online writer who can type more than [-] words a day.So he didn't understand where the envy in Liu Hu's eyes came from.

Could it be... that he is jealous of my handsome appearance?

Thinking of this, Liu Wuwu suddenly felt that it was very reasonable.

He patted Liu Hu on the shoulder and comforted him: "Young man, you are not ugly either. Some young women like you, a tough guy, so be more confident."

Liu Hu: "???"

......

Liu Hu came to the bookstore with a book in hand with a confused look on his face.

"Boss, how much does it cost to print a book?"

The bookstore owner is a staid old man.When a customer comes to the door, he doesn't even lift his butt.

"How many pages?"

Liu Hu quickly and respectfully handed over the book in his hand.

The bookstore owner flipped through a few pages and glanced at them casually.

"Isn't this word too ugly? A three-year-old can write it better than him."

Seeing Liu Hu's unhappy expression, the bookstore owner did not continue to laugh, but became interested in the contents of the book.

After reading for only a moment, the bookstore owner threw the book to the ground with a red face.

"It's an insult to elegance, it's an insult to elegance! You're a rough guy, and you look like an honest man. Why did you write such a vile book?"

Liu Hu was dumbfounded by the scolding.

Is there something wrong with this book?

Shouldn't it?The young master is knowledgeable, upright and kind.How could there be anything wrong with the book he wrote?

Liu Hu picked up the book on the ground and glared at the bookstore owner.

"Hmph! Boars can't eat fine chaff. You're a sour scholar, you're not worthy of seeing my young master's masterpiece. If it weren't for your old age and frailty, I'd have to treat you to a meal and beat you up."

The bookstore owner was so angry that he was sweating profusely.It's a pity that he is a literati, and the few words he curses over and over again are just literate words such as "reckless man" and "shuzi".

This kind of painless insult did almost zero harm to Liu Hu.

There is more than one bookstore in Dugu City. Liu Hu went to other bookstores after leaving the house.

Halfway through, Liu Hu finally couldn't restrain his curiosity and opened the book in his hand.

Liu Hu's expression changed.

At first he was careless, but later he was blushing.

"This... this... this book is too exciting, isn't it?"

Because he was so excited, Liu Hu couldn't help shouting, and pedestrians on the street cast curious glances at him.

Liu Hu's face was hot, he smiled awkwardly at the passers-by, silently stuffed the book into his arms, and fled from the crowd.

This time, Liu Hu did not continue looking for the bookstore, but walked into a remote alley.

After making sure that no one was around, Liu Hu found a backlit corner and squatted down, taking out the book in his arms.

In fact, this "Secrets That Cannot Be Telln About Ye Ming" is not as filthy as everyone imagined. At best, it is a bit marginal.

The reason why the bookstore owner and Liu Hu behaved so badly was because Liu Wuwu was the problem.

Liu Wuwu's original intention was to simply discredit Ye Ming and waste his luck.

This book is about knocking on widows’ doors in the middle of the night, digging old bachelors’ graves in broad daylight, abandoning wives and children, and stealing the wives of good friends...

Anyway, you can make it up no matter how shameless it is, or write it no matter how obscene it is.

If you want to make a story true, you must have no shortage of details.

But the devil is in the details.

Don’t forget, Liu Wuwu was an Internet writer who wrote harem articles in his previous life.

What do harem novels rely on to attract readers?

The first is to satisfy the fantasy of poor people embracing each other.

The second is to describe various erotic and erotic scenes.

Although Liu Wuwu had no intention of brushing aside his ideas, how could a writer's habits be so easy to change in a short while?

In this world, there are also bedside novels like Jin Ping Mei, which are even quite small in scale.

But when looking at this kind of thing, we need to talk about it step by step, and it also needs to be interesting.

You take off your pants and go up to fight, it feels good, but after you release it, you will feel boring.

In contrast, this book "The Untold Secret About Ye Ming".There are black silk stockings, maid outfits, halter tops...

There are also erotic scenes, but they are extremely obscure.

For example, in the article about Ye Ming killing his brother and seizing his sister-in-law, Liu Wuwu did not describe any illegal scenes.Just a light description

"Ye Ming dragged his sister-in-law into the bedroom. After a while, a wild cat-like whining sound spread throughout the yard. It was sad and lingering, and it made people want to stop..."

Leave enough blank space to allow readers to fully use their imagination.

Various props, postures, and temptations that I have never seen before.

Liu Hu, a country bumpkin who always blushes when talking to girls, has never seen such a high-level tug.

Reading this book, he felt his body heat up and his heart was beating fast.There seemed to be a ball of fire in his lower body, eager to be released.

......

"Boss, do you want to buy a book? An inappropriate book."

Just as Liu Hu was immersed in the book, an obscene voice sounded in his ears.

"Who......"

Liu Hu was frightened and stuffed the book into his arms in a panic.Then he looked at the person behind him.

True to his voice, this man looks really wretched.Hunchbacked, yellow-faced, and as thin as a weasel that hasn't eaten.

Seeing Liu Hu's question, the wretched man quickly showed a kind smile.Unfortunately, this smile made him look even more vulgar.

"Boss, I have some good stuff here. Can I take you to see it?"

If it were in the past, Liu Hu would definitely reject such a villain of unknown origin.

But now the Liuhu spermatozoon's head is full of messy things.

I couldn't hold it back for a moment, so I followed the wretched man to an extremely secluded courtyard.

The courtyard looks ordinary from the outside, but it is something special inside.

A dozen guys wearing gray hats and aprons were busy.

Some are carving wooden boards, some are painting ink on stencils, and some are binding pages of books with needle and thread.

Seeing that Liu Hu was looking carefully, the wretched man said proudly: "Brother, your eyes are open today. Don't look at the fact that my yard is not big, but the books printed in our yard are sold to hundreds of cities in the Linghai Empire. To put it bluntly, [-]% of the hardcover books in the Linghai Empire come from this courtyard."

Liu Hu's eyes lit up.

"You mean this is a den of pornographic books?"

The wretched man immediately became unhappy.

"What is a pornographic book? Scholars who like Zhihu Zhihu have said it. There is a beautiful woman like jade in the book, and there is a golden house in the book. There are one or two brothels in my book. Is there any problem?"

Liu Hu didn't care about this and quickly took out the book in his arms.

"I have a book here, please help me print [-] copies."

The wretched man looked at the ugly words on the cover and showed disdain.Didn't even pick it up with my hands.

"As the old saying goes, if you have 360 ​​jobs, you will be number one. Although I, Ximen Dagen, am just a bookstore owner, I am also ambitious."

"My dream is to become Huangfu Yi in the book printing world. The books I print will become luxury goods in the pornographic book world in the future. So I set a goal for myself not to print anything but fine books."

Seeing that Liu Hu didn't believe it, Ximen Dagen randomly picked out a book from the pile of newly printed books.

"Have you seen this "Romance Record of Dugu City"? I wrote it. In order to write this book, I visited all the flower houses in Dugu City within a year and clicked on all the girls in the city. Up to From 50-year-old women to young girls, I haven’t missed any of them.”

Speaking of excitement, boss Ximen's eyes filled with tears.

"Do you know how I spent this year? The first month was heaven, and the next eleven months was hell."

"I used to be seven feet tall and weighed one hundred and forty-four. Anyone who saw me would sincerely praise me as a handsome young man. But in order to write this book, I lost fifty pounds in a year. I almost died from all the diseases. Killed me."

"Now that I have been cultivating for half a year, I can see that women still feel sick and their legs feel weak."

Speaking of sadness, Ximen Dagen couldn't help but wipe the corners of his eyes.

Liu Hu on the side was dumbfounded.

I'm just a pornographic book seller. Do you want to be so inspirational?