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Seeing that things were developing in a strange direction, Liu Wuwu had to explain the true function of Chi-Ji's chamber pot.

After listening to Liu Wuwu's explanation, Patriarch Liu was shocked.

"Are you saying that after being purified by Chi-Ji's chamber pot, ordinary water will turn into water with spiritual energy?"

Liu Wuwu nodded: "The Chi-Ji chamber pot is an ancient object, and what is carved inside is the lost spirit-purifying formation. Pour ordinary water into it, and after taking it out, it will become water with spiritual energy. A small bowl of this water The spiritual energy content is almost comparable to half a spirit-gathering pill."

When the Spirit Gathering Pill was mentioned, Ancestor Liu and Patriarch Liu's eyes lit up.

As the production of Nine-leaf Grass decreased, the price of Juling Pill skyrocketed.

The Spirit Gathering Pill, which originally cost one Spirit Stone per Spirit Stone, has now increased in price to three Spirit Stones per Spirit Stone.

If the water in this bowl is really what Liu Wuwu said, it contains rich spiritual energy.

A bowl of water sells for one...no, half a spiritual stone.

Two bowls of one spiritual stone, ten bowls of five spiritual stones, one hundred bowls of 50 yuan spiritual stones...

At this moment, the Chi Jing chamber pot is still a chamber pot in the eyes of Patriarch Liu. This is clearly a spiritual stone mine, okay?

How to spend so many spiritual stones?

The ancestral hall has not been repaired for decades, and it is time for a major overhaul.There are too few spiritual weapons in the clan, so it’s time to buy some.The Liu family also has many excellent young people, so it’s time to give them some resources.

Patriarch Liu on the side was also thinking about a better life in the future.

While your body and bones are still strong, how about raising a few more outsiders?

Ruhua from Liuying Pavilion is good, although it is a bit ugly and has a beard.But she has a big butt and can give birth to a son.

To grow the Liu family, such a big ass is very much needed.

......

"Boy, drink this bowl of water."

A cold cry interrupted Patriarch Liu's random thoughts.

Patriarch Liu's face fell instantly.

"Ancestor, it's not that I love cleanliness. It's just that the water comes from the urinal... How about I find a servant?"

Old Ancestor Liu was so angry that he picked up the chair under his buttocks and threw it at it.

It seemed that this was not the first time that Chief Liu had been beaten. He squatted down with his head in his hands very skillfully.The mahogany chair flew away after grazing his scalp.

"How could I let you, an idiot like you, be the leader of the clan? I should have shot your grandfather against the wall back then. Why bother finding someone else? Do you want to tell the whole city the secret of Chi-Ji's chamber pot?"

"You bastard, you don't know what it means that a gentleman is not guilty, but he is guilty of having a treasure? You are an idiot with no IQ. If you want to die, don't bring down hundreds of members of our Liu family."

Patriarch Liu became angrier as he thought about it, and even wanted to take action.

Seeing this, Liu Wuwu quickly stepped forward to stop him.

"Ancestor, my father was confused for a moment. Considering that he has worked hard for the Liu family over the years, and there is no credit but hard work, please let him go. If you want to be beaten, I will bear it for him."

How dare Ancestor Liu hit Liu Wuwu, his precious grandson? He could only stop talking in anger.

Under Patriarch Liu's lust, Patriarch Liu could only hold his nose and drink the water from the bowl.

It's bitter, astringent, and smells like piss.

"How about it?"

As soon as the water entered his throat, Patriarch Liu asked impatiently.

Patriarch Liu looked bitter: "This thing is like urine filled with spiritual energy."

Ancestor Liu: "..."

After a long silence, Patriarch Liu suggested: "How about you go wash up again?"

Liu Wuwen quickly stopped him: "Ancestor, you can't wash too frequently. The extinct ethereal sand used to carve the spirit-purifying formation is used. If you wipe it off, this pot will probably become useless."

Ancestor Liu frowned.

"We can't let all our disciples drink this urine-flavored spiritual water, right?"

Ancestor Liu himself still wants to try it.It smells like urine, how can I get it out of my mouth?

"Otherwise, we won't drink it. Let's sell it?"

Chief Liu suddenly spoke up.

Ancestor Liu’s eyes lit up.

"That's a good idea."

Then shook his head.

"But how to deal with the smell of urine? It tastes bad. Can it be sold?"

"This......"

Patriarch Liu was confused by the question and couldn't think of a good solution for a while.

While the two old guys were thinking hard, Liu Wuwu smiled slightly, full of confidence: "This problem is very easy to solve."

Chief Liu: "Let's talk about it."

Liu Wuwu didn't speak in a hurry, but sorted out his thoughts in his mind.I didn't speak until I felt there was no problem.

"In this way, we will publicize that this water is the urine of Ao Bing, the third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea."

I saw the two elders looking confused.

Liu Wuwu continued: "In order to sell well, we can make the story more complete."

"Let's just say that Ao Bing is a natural heterogeneous species with a trace of ancestral dragon blood. When he was born, five-colored auspicious clouds descended from the sky, and all beasts knelt down to worship him. As soon as he was born, he pointed to the sky and said: Holding the sun and moon in his hands and stepping on the stars, there is no one like me in the world. people."

"By the way, let's add a little more frustration to Ao Bing."

"Although Ao Bing was born into a noble family, he had a beautiful and cruel stepmother and a harsh and harsh father. In order to seize Ao Bing's luck, his stepmother repeatedly used tricks to kill him."

"A hundred years ago, Ao Bing was seriously injured by his stepmother. Fortunately, the ancestor of the Liu family came to help and saved his life. In order to repay the Liu family, Ao Bing gave the Liu family a soak of... dragon urine that collects the essence of heaven and earth."

Liu Wuwu wrote online novels during his lifetime, and he could easily pick up routines.

He can write more than a dozen of this kind of simple and refreshing articles in a day.

But today he was a bit out of his element, and his writing was too illogical.

Save a dragon's life, and the other party's reward is a drop of urine?

Everyone has to take action to beat this broken dragon until the chrysanthemums bloom.

Liu Wuyuan thought this was a bad cliché, but the two elders of the Liu family had never seen such a cool novel.

This is like a barely dressed Chen Qian suddenly appearing in front of an old bachelor who has been single for more than thirty years.

Although everyone knows that Chen Qianer's life is very disorderly.But in the eyes of the old bachelor, is this inappropriate?This damn thing is Bai Yueguang, the goddess sent by God to save him!

At first, the two Liu family seniors didn't think it was anything, until Ao Bing said, "Holding the sun and moon in my hands and stepping on the stars, there is no one like me in the world."

These words are like thunder from the ground, resounding throughout the world and reaching people's hearts.

Heaven and earth, I am the only one.

A man should be like this!

Patriarch Liu excitedly held his ancestor's hand, as if a fanatic fan had met his idol.

"Ancestor, tell me quickly. How charming is this senior Ao Bing?"

Ancestor Liu frowned and thought for a long time, then shook his head.

"I originally thought that the endless good grandson was talking nonsense. But after hearing him speak in such detail, I hesitated a little."

"However, when I was nine years old, I hit my head and had a memory loss. Now that I think about it carefully, it is very likely that Senior Ao Bing deliberately erased my memory in order to prevent me from getting into trouble."

After saying that, Patriarch Liu looked out the window with a look of admiration.

"Senior Ao Bing is really an amiable and powerful senior."

The more Liu Wuwen listened, the more he felt something was wrong, and couldn't help but remind him: "Ancestor, I just made up a story..."

Ancestor Liu stared.

"You kid can predict the future. What happened to Senior Ao Bing might be what you see from the future. Besides, do I need you to tell me whether I have met Senior Ao Bing myself?"

Liu Wuwu: "???"

Liu Wuyou was confused. He seemed to have discovered a great secret in this world.

The people here are very simple and easy to be brainwashed.

This... how about making up a story for Ye Ming?

For example, Ye Ming occupied his sister-in-law and poisoned his brother Ye Dalang.

In order to pursue the goddess of Taixuan Sect, Ye Ming abandoned his fiancée who he was in love with.The fiancée stayed in the cold kiln for 13 years, shedding tears and her eyes went blind from crying.

Another example is that Ye Ming was caught in an affair with his father's concubine.Only then was he kicked out of the Ye family.

......

As he thought about it, Liu Wuyuan wondered if he was too shameless.

So...he decided to compile these stories into a book and print tens of thousands of copies.