Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!
Chapter 27 Hot and Abnormal
At Liu Hu's repeated request, Boss Ximen frowned and read "The secrets that cannot be told about Ye Ming."
At first, his face was full of disdain, but after reading a few pages, his brows relaxed and he became serious.After more than ten pages, I patted my thighs with excitement.
"Fuck, that's awesome. What a sentence: "A pair of bright moons stick to your chest, and the Forbidden Grape Jasper is round."
"The writing is smooth, the words are novel, and the plot is novel and exciting... How can it be written so well? This is more than 1 times better than what I wrote."
After saying that, Ximen Dagen excitedly held Liu Hu's hand, extremely excited.
"Master, this book... no, this magnificent masterpiece was written by you?"
Liu Hu was frightened by the fanatical eyes and wanted to take his hand out in a panic, but Boss Ximen held him firmly down.
"Don't get excited. This book was not written by me, but by my young master."
Boss Ximen was disappointed and threw away Liu Hu's hand in disgust.
"Let's just say, how could a fool like you write such a magnificent work?"
Before Liu Hu could get angry, Boss Ximen asked again: "I wonder if your young master is..."
"My young master is...a secret."
Fortunately, Liu Hu also knew that writing pornographic books was not a glorious thing.Otherwise, in less than three days, Liu Wuwen's reputation would spread throughout Dugu City.
"secret?"
Boss Ximen didn't think much about it. It's not surprising that most people who write this kind of books would have a pen name.
"Brother, I like this book very much. How much money can you give it to me?"
Liu Hu looked surprised.
"What, you actually want to give me money?"
You must know that there is no such thing as royalties in this world.To publish a book, the author has to spend his own money, and the price of publishing a book is extremely expensive.For a book with more than 40 pages, printing ten copies would cost a huge sum of 150 taels.
Liu Wuwu also knew this situation. In order to ruin Ye Ming's reputation as soon as possible, he waved his hand and gave Liu Hu 100 Yuan Lingshi.
Nowadays, you can actually make money without spending money.This is really an eye-opener.
While feeling emotional, Liu Hu couldn't help but admire his young master.Others spend money to print books, and my son makes money by writing books.Look, this is the gap!
When Liu Hu didn't say anything, Boss Ximen took the initiative and said, "I have two plans here."
"First, you sell me the copyright of this book directly."
"The second is to share it proportionally. For every book sold, we will give you a share of one tael of silver."
At this time, Liu Hu remembered what the young master said to him before leaving.
"It doesn't matter how much money you spend, the most important thing is to spread the book."
Liu Humang was a bit reckless, but he was not stupid.Otherwise, it would be impossible for him to serve as the Liu family's guard commander.
After thinking for a moment, Liu Hu said to Boss Ximen: "It's still based on the share, but I only need half a tael of silver for each book. With the extra money, you can help me hire a few storytellers from the streets and alleys, so that they can promote it more."
Selling books requires publicity, and customers actually took the initiative to bear the cost of publicity. Boss Ximen naturally agreed happily.
After everything was settled, Liu Hu happily returned to Liu Mansion with a deposit of 50 taels of silver from Boss Ximen.
When Liu Wuwu learned that Liu Hu had published his book as a pornographic book, he was so angry that he cursed.
"You look like a simple and honest boy, how could you do such an unreliable thing? My novel is only marginal at best, and it can pass the review on the Tomato novel platform. It's a good documentary novel, but you actually treat it as a pornographic book If you sell it, aren’t you committing fraud?”
Liu Hu was dumbfounded by the scolding.
Why is what the young master said so difficult to understand?
A few days later, there was a wave of book listening in Dugu City.
Storyteller Lao Xu has been telling stories for nearly 20 years.
Like other storytellers, Lao Xu's storytelling is divided into regular sessions and special sessions.
Most of the ordinary stories are about heroes, romance, monsters and other popular stories.This kind of story is suitable for all ages and can be told anywhere.
It's different when it comes to special shows.It should be clearly stated at the beginning that the following story is not suitable for children. Children and women under the age of 15 are asked to leave.After they left, they started telling some erotic stories.
On this day, Lao Xu took a job to promote a new book from Ximen Bookstore.
Lao Xu was not particularly happy with this kind of living.
Mainly because the owner of Ximen Bookstore is very demanding.Every time I talk about his books, I have to spend a day or two carefully studying the story I want to tell.
If the story is not good, the stingy Ximen boss will not only refuse to pay, but will even find someone to beat the storyteller.
However, Lao Xu had no power and did not dare to refuse, so he had no choice but to accept the deposit.
In order to read the book well, he could only study this "Secrets About Ye Ming" all night long.
Looking at it this way, it's amazing.
Lao Xu makes a living as a storyteller and has read more than a thousand novels of all kinds, including more than 800 pornographic novels.
Colorful novels have been passed down to Wan Zai, but the most common thing he wrote about is the trivial incident of a dragon entering a cave.The most innovation is that the postures are a little more fancy, and the identities of both players are a little more complicated.
But this novel is different.
Sexy but not obscene, customs yet elegant.
This...Which master wrote this? Is this to create a new genre?
Such a book, such a master, this is a once-in-a-millennium experience!
The next day, Lao Xu, with red eyes and dark bags under his eyes, came to his bookstore with a book.
As soon as he entered the venue, he drove the women and children away.Today, he will only give a special lecture.
The audience was confused by this move.How can anyone tell dirty jokes so early in the morning? Isn't this too impatient?
But when Lao Xu opened his mouth, things developed in an uncontrollable direction.
"Many things in ancient times were all made up of jokes. It is said that the world first opened, the beginning of the Hongmeng. There is a city in the east, called the Bugu City. In the city there is a romantic and unparalleled young man, whose surname is Ye Mingming and his nickname is Ye Erlang..."
Originally, Lao Xu's venue could only accommodate 100 people, but after only speaking for half an hour, half the street was attracted.
A huge audience of nearly a thousand people packed Lao Xu's place.
Originally, Lao Xu only planned to speak for three hours, but the fascinated audience could not bear it.Some threw money directly on the stage, and some threatened to remove three of Lao Xu's ribs without telling him.
There was really no other way, so Lao Xu could only talk for four hours with a dry mouth.It wasn't until his voice became hoarse that the enthusiastic audience let him leave.
On this day, Lao Xu made a lot of money.But it was not him who earned the most today, but the Cuihong Building not far from Lao Xu's place.
There are no well-known courtesans in Cuihonglou, nor are there any upright officials who are particularly good at music, chess, calligraphy and painting.At best, it can only be regarded as a second-rate flower house in Dugu City.
Cuihonglou has three first-class girls, 28 second-class girls, and more than 40 bedside girls.Business in the evenings is usually not bad but not bad. On average, one girl can receive three customers.
But today, these men seemed to be going crazy.People started coming in constantly early in the morning.
It's a bastard who doesn't earn money.
The black-hearted madam woke up all the sleeping girls and came out to receive the guests.
But as time went by, the madam gradually realized that something was wrong.
The number of guests who came today was not only frightening, but they also came and went in a hurry.
In the past, guests did not ask for poetry beforehand, but at the very least they would listen to a ditty and drink a glass of wine.
But today's guests are very anxious. Things that originally took half an hour to complete actually don't take half an hour today.
What's more, he started to undress and take off his belt before entering the girl's room.
Although the money was as good as picking it up on the street, it still made the madam terrified, fearing that something evil would happen.
The madam's worry only lasted until noon, because Cuihong Building was closed.
It's not that she doesn't want to make money, but that she really can't make any more money.
Good guy, all morning long.
Cuihonglou received more than 700 customers.
Because there are not enough manpower.Even the madam was put on the shelf and received five guests.
Seeing that his girl couldn't even stand still, the madam could only reluctantly close the door and drive away the customers who were still queuing outside.
During the middle of the story, he knocked down a brothel.
After this battle, this "Ye Ming's Untold Secret" became completely famous.
At first, his face was full of disdain, but after reading a few pages, his brows relaxed and he became serious.After more than ten pages, I patted my thighs with excitement.
"Fuck, that's awesome. What a sentence: "A pair of bright moons stick to your chest, and the Forbidden Grape Jasper is round."
"The writing is smooth, the words are novel, and the plot is novel and exciting... How can it be written so well? This is more than 1 times better than what I wrote."
After saying that, Ximen Dagen excitedly held Liu Hu's hand, extremely excited.
"Master, this book... no, this magnificent masterpiece was written by you?"
Liu Hu was frightened by the fanatical eyes and wanted to take his hand out in a panic, but Boss Ximen held him firmly down.
"Don't get excited. This book was not written by me, but by my young master."
Boss Ximen was disappointed and threw away Liu Hu's hand in disgust.
"Let's just say, how could a fool like you write such a magnificent work?"
Before Liu Hu could get angry, Boss Ximen asked again: "I wonder if your young master is..."
"My young master is...a secret."
Fortunately, Liu Hu also knew that writing pornographic books was not a glorious thing.Otherwise, in less than three days, Liu Wuwen's reputation would spread throughout Dugu City.
"secret?"
Boss Ximen didn't think much about it. It's not surprising that most people who write this kind of books would have a pen name.
"Brother, I like this book very much. How much money can you give it to me?"
Liu Hu looked surprised.
"What, you actually want to give me money?"
You must know that there is no such thing as royalties in this world.To publish a book, the author has to spend his own money, and the price of publishing a book is extremely expensive.For a book with more than 40 pages, printing ten copies would cost a huge sum of 150 taels.
Liu Wuwu also knew this situation. In order to ruin Ye Ming's reputation as soon as possible, he waved his hand and gave Liu Hu 100 Yuan Lingshi.
Nowadays, you can actually make money without spending money.This is really an eye-opener.
While feeling emotional, Liu Hu couldn't help but admire his young master.Others spend money to print books, and my son makes money by writing books.Look, this is the gap!
When Liu Hu didn't say anything, Boss Ximen took the initiative and said, "I have two plans here."
"First, you sell me the copyright of this book directly."
"The second is to share it proportionally. For every book sold, we will give you a share of one tael of silver."
At this time, Liu Hu remembered what the young master said to him before leaving.
"It doesn't matter how much money you spend, the most important thing is to spread the book."
Liu Humang was a bit reckless, but he was not stupid.Otherwise, it would be impossible for him to serve as the Liu family's guard commander.
After thinking for a moment, Liu Hu said to Boss Ximen: "It's still based on the share, but I only need half a tael of silver for each book. With the extra money, you can help me hire a few storytellers from the streets and alleys, so that they can promote it more."
Selling books requires publicity, and customers actually took the initiative to bear the cost of publicity. Boss Ximen naturally agreed happily.
After everything was settled, Liu Hu happily returned to Liu Mansion with a deposit of 50 taels of silver from Boss Ximen.
When Liu Wuwu learned that Liu Hu had published his book as a pornographic book, he was so angry that he cursed.
"You look like a simple and honest boy, how could you do such an unreliable thing? My novel is only marginal at best, and it can pass the review on the Tomato novel platform. It's a good documentary novel, but you actually treat it as a pornographic book If you sell it, aren’t you committing fraud?”
Liu Hu was dumbfounded by the scolding.
Why is what the young master said so difficult to understand?
A few days later, there was a wave of book listening in Dugu City.
Storyteller Lao Xu has been telling stories for nearly 20 years.
Like other storytellers, Lao Xu's storytelling is divided into regular sessions and special sessions.
Most of the ordinary stories are about heroes, romance, monsters and other popular stories.This kind of story is suitable for all ages and can be told anywhere.
It's different when it comes to special shows.It should be clearly stated at the beginning that the following story is not suitable for children. Children and women under the age of 15 are asked to leave.After they left, they started telling some erotic stories.
On this day, Lao Xu took a job to promote a new book from Ximen Bookstore.
Lao Xu was not particularly happy with this kind of living.
Mainly because the owner of Ximen Bookstore is very demanding.Every time I talk about his books, I have to spend a day or two carefully studying the story I want to tell.
If the story is not good, the stingy Ximen boss will not only refuse to pay, but will even find someone to beat the storyteller.
However, Lao Xu had no power and did not dare to refuse, so he had no choice but to accept the deposit.
In order to read the book well, he could only study this "Secrets About Ye Ming" all night long.
Looking at it this way, it's amazing.
Lao Xu makes a living as a storyteller and has read more than a thousand novels of all kinds, including more than 800 pornographic novels.
Colorful novels have been passed down to Wan Zai, but the most common thing he wrote about is the trivial incident of a dragon entering a cave.The most innovation is that the postures are a little more fancy, and the identities of both players are a little more complicated.
But this novel is different.
Sexy but not obscene, customs yet elegant.
This...Which master wrote this? Is this to create a new genre?
Such a book, such a master, this is a once-in-a-millennium experience!
The next day, Lao Xu, with red eyes and dark bags under his eyes, came to his bookstore with a book.
As soon as he entered the venue, he drove the women and children away.Today, he will only give a special lecture.
The audience was confused by this move.How can anyone tell dirty jokes so early in the morning? Isn't this too impatient?
But when Lao Xu opened his mouth, things developed in an uncontrollable direction.
"Many things in ancient times were all made up of jokes. It is said that the world first opened, the beginning of the Hongmeng. There is a city in the east, called the Bugu City. In the city there is a romantic and unparalleled young man, whose surname is Ye Mingming and his nickname is Ye Erlang..."
Originally, Lao Xu's venue could only accommodate 100 people, but after only speaking for half an hour, half the street was attracted.
A huge audience of nearly a thousand people packed Lao Xu's place.
Originally, Lao Xu only planned to speak for three hours, but the fascinated audience could not bear it.Some threw money directly on the stage, and some threatened to remove three of Lao Xu's ribs without telling him.
There was really no other way, so Lao Xu could only talk for four hours with a dry mouth.It wasn't until his voice became hoarse that the enthusiastic audience let him leave.
On this day, Lao Xu made a lot of money.But it was not him who earned the most today, but the Cuihong Building not far from Lao Xu's place.
There are no well-known courtesans in Cuihonglou, nor are there any upright officials who are particularly good at music, chess, calligraphy and painting.At best, it can only be regarded as a second-rate flower house in Dugu City.
Cuihonglou has three first-class girls, 28 second-class girls, and more than 40 bedside girls.Business in the evenings is usually not bad but not bad. On average, one girl can receive three customers.
But today, these men seemed to be going crazy.People started coming in constantly early in the morning.
It's a bastard who doesn't earn money.
The black-hearted madam woke up all the sleeping girls and came out to receive the guests.
But as time went by, the madam gradually realized that something was wrong.
The number of guests who came today was not only frightening, but they also came and went in a hurry.
In the past, guests did not ask for poetry beforehand, but at the very least they would listen to a ditty and drink a glass of wine.
But today's guests are very anxious. Things that originally took half an hour to complete actually don't take half an hour today.
What's more, he started to undress and take off his belt before entering the girl's room.
Although the money was as good as picking it up on the street, it still made the madam terrified, fearing that something evil would happen.
The madam's worry only lasted until noon, because Cuihong Building was closed.
It's not that she doesn't want to make money, but that she really can't make any more money.
Good guy, all morning long.
Cuihonglou received more than 700 customers.
Because there are not enough manpower.Even the madam was put on the shelf and received five guests.
Seeing that his girl couldn't even stand still, the madam could only reluctantly close the door and drive away the customers who were still queuing outside.
During the middle of the story, he knocked down a brothel.
After this battle, this "Ye Ming's Untold Secret" became completely famous.
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