Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!
Chapter 188 Zhang Buling
"Girl, if your legs and feet are not good, why don't you run away? Aren't you tired of doing it over and over again?"
While Liu Wuwu was helping Zhang Er Lengzi and Hu San Dao unify their thoughts, the rapper sister ran out again dragging her injured leg.
When Liu Wuwu finished, she just fled to the opposite street.
Liu Wuwu personally grabbed the rapper sister by her collar and carried her back from the street.
The rapper sister was kicking her legs and feet like a frightened monkey and yelling.
"It's murder, help!!!"
It attracted the attention of passers-by.
Zhang Er glared at him.
"What are you looking at? If you look at it again, I'll pluck out your eyeballs and use them as marbles to play with."
This roar was quite effective. No matter how much the rapper yelled, no one dared to come forward and meddle in other people's business.
Liu Wuyue threw the rapper sister on a stool in a nearby teahouse, and he picked his ears a little irritably.
"Girl, can you please stop screaming? If you scream again, I will cut off your tongue so that you will never scream again."
Liu Wuwu's threat worked as expected. The rapper's scream was like the power of the stereo being cut off. She immediately covered her mouth and did not dare to make a single sound.
Liu Wuyou asked the boss to serve tea, and then asked calmly: "Are you sick? Why did you run away for no reason?"
The rapper sister covered her mouth: "Woo... Wu..."
Liu Wuwu: "I allow you to speak."
Rapper sister: "You have admitted it yourself."
Liu Wuwu: "What did you admit?"
"Murder, arson, deception and abduction."
The rapper sister showed fear in her eyes and begged in a lowered voice.
"Please don't kill me. If you want money... I can't give it to you. Otherwise, if it doesn't work, you can rob me. Don't worry, I will definitely cooperate."
Liu Wuyuan looked at the rapper sister speechlessly: "Girl, although we kill people, set fires, rob and poison, we are good people, do you believe it?"
Rapper sister: "Do you think I believe it or not?"
Helpless Liu Wuwu could only resort to a trick.
There was a crisp sound, and a gold nugget the size of a baby's fist hit the rapper sister.
"Help me find a gentleman who is good at robbing tombs. This gold belongs to you. If you can't find him, get out of here!"
Sister rapper: "..."
After all, desire defeated reason. The rapper took the three of them through the streets and found an old beggar who was begging for food.
This old beggar was a bit miserable. Both legs were cut off at the knees, he was blind, and his whole body was dirty and smelly.
The rapper sister didn't dislike the old beggar. She took out two pennies from her arms and threw them into the broken bowl, and then said: "Old beggar, I'll find you a job."
Old beggar: "Fortune telling, mourning or massage? The market has been bad recently and the price is going to increase."
Liu Wuyue's face was a little dark, and he looked at the rapper sister speechlessly: "I didn't realize it, but this person's business is quite broad."
The rapper sister looked a little embarrassed and quickly added: "These are all side jobs, digging graves is the profession. Do you see the old beggar's legs? They were broken because of grave robbing."
Liu Wuwu: "Why, was the owner of the tomb discovered when he was robbing the tomb?"
The rapper sister shook her head.
Liu Wuwen: "Or is it because the spoils are unevenly distributed?"
The rapper nodded and shook her head: "At that time, the old beggar and his gang dug a very large emperor's tomb. There were mountains of gold and silver in the tomb, and there were even more treasures. Then..."
"Then they started fighting because of the uneven distribution of the spoils?" Zhang Er interrupted and asked.
Sister rappe looked embarrassed.
"Then the old beggar turned around and handed over all the treasures to the court. In order to reward these people, the court gave each of them a banner and five hundred coins."
Everyone was fucking stupid.
The tomb robber handed over the funerary objects, but he dug up the grave and dug out his brain, right?
Zhang Er was stunned: "Holy shit, are all tomb robbers so kind nowadays? Why didn't they beat this old coward to death?"
Liu Wuwen walked up to the old beggar and asked directly: "Old guy, is your name Wu Xie?"
Old beggar: "My surname Zhang doesn't work. I wonder who Wu Xie you are talking about is?"
Liu Wuwu curled his lips: "No one, just a shame in the world of tomb robbers."
Then Liu Wuwu patted the old beggar on the shoulder and threw a broken piece of silver into his bowl.
"Uncle, you are here begging for food and we won't disturb you."
Seeing Liu Wuwu was about to leave, the rapper sister was unhappy and stopped Liu Wuwu from letting him leave.
"Why are you like this? You asked me to help you find the tomb robbers, and I found them for you. Why don't you use them?"
Liu Wuyou shrugged his shoulders: "This uncle's views are too upright, and our views are too crooked to form a team."
After that, Liu Wuwu was leaving again.
In order to prevent Liu Wuwu from leaving, the rapper sister directly hugged his thigh.
"Don't go, the old beggar's outlook on life is already crooked. Really, it can't get any crooked anymore."
Liu Wuwu shook his legs and found that he couldn't get rid of the bullshit plaster, so he had no choice but to say:
"Okay, let's talk about it in detail."
Rapper sister: "Do you know how the old beggar became blind?"
Liu Wuwu: "Have you handed over cultural relics again?"
Rapper sister: "No, these eyes were blinded by her three sons because she peeked at Dongcheng's widow Liu taking a bath."
Liu Wuwu frowned: "This..."
It’s really hard to evaluate this old man’s outlook on life.
You could say he has a good outlook on life. Even if his leg was broken, he would not forget to peek at the old widow taking a bath. It can be said that he is a shameless representative of the disabled.
If you want to say that he has bad views, he still has a banner issued by the government.
Forget it, Liu Wuyue already knew the approximate location of the entrance to Laofeng Mountain, so finding a professional tomb robber was just a precaution.
There is not much difference whether there is this person or not.
Lao Zhang has no legs, and the donkey doesn't want to be ridden by outsiders.Liu Wuyue had no choice but to grab an extra-wide iron donkey cart and let the little donkey pull it in front. The rest of the people sat on the cart.
In order to take care of Lao Zhang, Liu Wuwu roped in the rapper sister and gave her a high salary of one tael of silver a day.
Five people and one donkey came to a small, rundown village at the foot of Laofeng Mountain.This village must have been abandoned for a long time. The whole village was lifeless except for a few weasels running around.
It was getting dark, and Liu Wuwu decided to rest here for the night and go into the mountains to dig graves tomorrow.
Several people walked towards the center of the village, and the surroundings gradually became foggy.
It stands to reason that there should be no fog in April and May, but as everyone walked toward the center of the village, the fog became heavier and the temperature gradually dropped.
"Don't go any further, I'm afraid this is an ominous place." Lao Zhang, who was sitting in a wheelchair, suddenly said.
Liu Wuwen asked curiously: "Uncle, how did you know that this is an ominous place?"
Lao Zhang: "The world is upside down, and everything is dark in front of my eyes. The cold wind is blowing around, making me feel cold in my bones."
Zhang Er was stunned: "You are blind to begin with. Seeing the light is a medical miracle. As for the cold..."
Zhang Er stupefied and glanced at Lao Zhang's legs. They were originally covered with a torn cotton coat, but now they were draped over them by the rapper sister behind them.
Zhang Er gave the rapper a blank look.
"You little girl, don't you have any sympathy? You even rob the disabled people's things."
Zhang Erzi casually covered Lao Zhang with a torn cotton coat: "Uncle, do you still think this is an ominous place?"
Lao Zhang shook his head slightly embarrassed.
"I'm a little cold. Can you make some hot soup for me?"
When he heard that he was going to cook, Liu Wuwu jumped out with his hands raised.
"I'll do it, I'll do it... I'm recognized as the number one chef in the Blood Sea Sect."
While Liu Wuwu was helping Zhang Er Lengzi and Hu San Dao unify their thoughts, the rapper sister ran out again dragging her injured leg.
When Liu Wuwu finished, she just fled to the opposite street.
Liu Wuwu personally grabbed the rapper sister by her collar and carried her back from the street.
The rapper sister was kicking her legs and feet like a frightened monkey and yelling.
"It's murder, help!!!"
It attracted the attention of passers-by.
Zhang Er glared at him.
"What are you looking at? If you look at it again, I'll pluck out your eyeballs and use them as marbles to play with."
This roar was quite effective. No matter how much the rapper yelled, no one dared to come forward and meddle in other people's business.
Liu Wuyue threw the rapper sister on a stool in a nearby teahouse, and he picked his ears a little irritably.
"Girl, can you please stop screaming? If you scream again, I will cut off your tongue so that you will never scream again."
Liu Wuwu's threat worked as expected. The rapper's scream was like the power of the stereo being cut off. She immediately covered her mouth and did not dare to make a single sound.
Liu Wuyou asked the boss to serve tea, and then asked calmly: "Are you sick? Why did you run away for no reason?"
The rapper sister covered her mouth: "Woo... Wu..."
Liu Wuwu: "I allow you to speak."
Rapper sister: "You have admitted it yourself."
Liu Wuwu: "What did you admit?"
"Murder, arson, deception and abduction."
The rapper sister showed fear in her eyes and begged in a lowered voice.
"Please don't kill me. If you want money... I can't give it to you. Otherwise, if it doesn't work, you can rob me. Don't worry, I will definitely cooperate."
Liu Wuyuan looked at the rapper sister speechlessly: "Girl, although we kill people, set fires, rob and poison, we are good people, do you believe it?"
Rapper sister: "Do you think I believe it or not?"
Helpless Liu Wuwu could only resort to a trick.
There was a crisp sound, and a gold nugget the size of a baby's fist hit the rapper sister.
"Help me find a gentleman who is good at robbing tombs. This gold belongs to you. If you can't find him, get out of here!"
Sister rapper: "..."
After all, desire defeated reason. The rapper took the three of them through the streets and found an old beggar who was begging for food.
This old beggar was a bit miserable. Both legs were cut off at the knees, he was blind, and his whole body was dirty and smelly.
The rapper sister didn't dislike the old beggar. She took out two pennies from her arms and threw them into the broken bowl, and then said: "Old beggar, I'll find you a job."
Old beggar: "Fortune telling, mourning or massage? The market has been bad recently and the price is going to increase."
Liu Wuyue's face was a little dark, and he looked at the rapper sister speechlessly: "I didn't realize it, but this person's business is quite broad."
The rapper sister looked a little embarrassed and quickly added: "These are all side jobs, digging graves is the profession. Do you see the old beggar's legs? They were broken because of grave robbing."
Liu Wuwu: "Why, was the owner of the tomb discovered when he was robbing the tomb?"
The rapper sister shook her head.
Liu Wuwen: "Or is it because the spoils are unevenly distributed?"
The rapper nodded and shook her head: "At that time, the old beggar and his gang dug a very large emperor's tomb. There were mountains of gold and silver in the tomb, and there were even more treasures. Then..."
"Then they started fighting because of the uneven distribution of the spoils?" Zhang Er interrupted and asked.
Sister rappe looked embarrassed.
"Then the old beggar turned around and handed over all the treasures to the court. In order to reward these people, the court gave each of them a banner and five hundred coins."
Everyone was fucking stupid.
The tomb robber handed over the funerary objects, but he dug up the grave and dug out his brain, right?
Zhang Er was stunned: "Holy shit, are all tomb robbers so kind nowadays? Why didn't they beat this old coward to death?"
Liu Wuwen walked up to the old beggar and asked directly: "Old guy, is your name Wu Xie?"
Old beggar: "My surname Zhang doesn't work. I wonder who Wu Xie you are talking about is?"
Liu Wuwu curled his lips: "No one, just a shame in the world of tomb robbers."
Then Liu Wuwu patted the old beggar on the shoulder and threw a broken piece of silver into his bowl.
"Uncle, you are here begging for food and we won't disturb you."
Seeing Liu Wuwu was about to leave, the rapper sister was unhappy and stopped Liu Wuwu from letting him leave.
"Why are you like this? You asked me to help you find the tomb robbers, and I found them for you. Why don't you use them?"
Liu Wuyou shrugged his shoulders: "This uncle's views are too upright, and our views are too crooked to form a team."
After that, Liu Wuwu was leaving again.
In order to prevent Liu Wuwu from leaving, the rapper sister directly hugged his thigh.
"Don't go, the old beggar's outlook on life is already crooked. Really, it can't get any crooked anymore."
Liu Wuwu shook his legs and found that he couldn't get rid of the bullshit plaster, so he had no choice but to say:
"Okay, let's talk about it in detail."
Rapper sister: "Do you know how the old beggar became blind?"
Liu Wuwu: "Have you handed over cultural relics again?"
Rapper sister: "No, these eyes were blinded by her three sons because she peeked at Dongcheng's widow Liu taking a bath."
Liu Wuwu frowned: "This..."
It’s really hard to evaluate this old man’s outlook on life.
You could say he has a good outlook on life. Even if his leg was broken, he would not forget to peek at the old widow taking a bath. It can be said that he is a shameless representative of the disabled.
If you want to say that he has bad views, he still has a banner issued by the government.
Forget it, Liu Wuyue already knew the approximate location of the entrance to Laofeng Mountain, so finding a professional tomb robber was just a precaution.
There is not much difference whether there is this person or not.
Lao Zhang has no legs, and the donkey doesn't want to be ridden by outsiders.Liu Wuyue had no choice but to grab an extra-wide iron donkey cart and let the little donkey pull it in front. The rest of the people sat on the cart.
In order to take care of Lao Zhang, Liu Wuwu roped in the rapper sister and gave her a high salary of one tael of silver a day.
Five people and one donkey came to a small, rundown village at the foot of Laofeng Mountain.This village must have been abandoned for a long time. The whole village was lifeless except for a few weasels running around.
It was getting dark, and Liu Wuwu decided to rest here for the night and go into the mountains to dig graves tomorrow.
Several people walked towards the center of the village, and the surroundings gradually became foggy.
It stands to reason that there should be no fog in April and May, but as everyone walked toward the center of the village, the fog became heavier and the temperature gradually dropped.
"Don't go any further, I'm afraid this is an ominous place." Lao Zhang, who was sitting in a wheelchair, suddenly said.
Liu Wuwen asked curiously: "Uncle, how did you know that this is an ominous place?"
Lao Zhang: "The world is upside down, and everything is dark in front of my eyes. The cold wind is blowing around, making me feel cold in my bones."
Zhang Er was stunned: "You are blind to begin with. Seeing the light is a medical miracle. As for the cold..."
Zhang Er stupefied and glanced at Lao Zhang's legs. They were originally covered with a torn cotton coat, but now they were draped over them by the rapper sister behind them.
Zhang Er gave the rapper a blank look.
"You little girl, don't you have any sympathy? You even rob the disabled people's things."
Zhang Erzi casually covered Lao Zhang with a torn cotton coat: "Uncle, do you still think this is an ominous place?"
Lao Zhang shook his head slightly embarrassed.
"I'm a little cold. Can you make some hot soup for me?"
When he heard that he was going to cook, Liu Wuwu jumped out with his hands raised.
"I'll do it, I'll do it... I'm recognized as the number one chef in the Blood Sea Sect."
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