The rapper obviously overestimated how quickly she could escape when she was injured, and was blocked by Liu Wuwu before she even left the store.

Liu Wuwu: "Why are you running? I won't eat you."

Rapper sister: "I won't give you money, and I won't give you my life. If you dare to hit me again, just pay for the medical expenses."

Liu Wuwen: "I'll go... It's really rare for a good girl to be a piece of shit. I don't ask you for money or your life, I just want to lend you your body."

When the girl heard this, she folded her arms and backed away in fear: "I only sell my art, not my body. Asshole, you can't even try to take advantage of me!"

Liu Wuwen was extremely speechless.

"Sister, can we have some shame when we say this? Do you dare to say that the song of yours is showmanship? If it doesn't work, let's go home and learn some pig-killing skills. It's better than learning how to scream in a brothel. hundred times."

The girl who was originally submissive seemed to have her tail stepped on. She became angry instantly and wanted to beat Liu Wuwu with all her teeth and claws.

"You...you actually dare to insult my art? Hurry, apologize to my art, otherwise I will catch you to death."

Liu Wuwu was too lazy to talk to this guy, but took out a piece of gold from his arms and waved it in front of the rapper sister.

Seeing Jin Zi, the rapper sister suddenly became quiet.

"Humph, I just want to buy this girl's innocence with this little money. Don't even think about it."

Having said that, the rapper's eyes never left the piece of gold.

Liu Wuwu: "We just want to help you try on clothes. We are not big people, why are there so many scenes?"

"try on clothes?"

Three question marks appeared on the rapper's head.Three grown men formed a group to buy women's clothing. Could these people be perverts?

Although she had doubts, for the sake of money, the rapper agreed to the three people's request.

The replacement for Sister Zhi has been found, and all that's left is to choose clothes.

The first is the more intimate underwear.

Liu Wuwu and Hu Sandao didn't dare to interrupt in this kind of matter. They could only be chosen by Zhang Erzi himself.

Unexpectedly, the styles chosen by Zhang Erluzi were relatively conservative, and they were all plain-colored underwear that could cover everything.It is completely inconsistent with Zhang Er's character of being a fool and a coquettish person.

Just when Liu Wuwu lamented that Zhang Erluzi had finally become sensible, Zhang Erluzi raised his head and said to the teller:

"Except for these, everything else is required. For the exact size, ask the girl next to you who is a terrible singer."

Liu Wuwu: "..."

Well, I was thinking too much.

Rapper sister: "???"

Damn it, for the sake of money, can’t I bear it?

After underwear, there are coats, linings, pajamas, trousers, boots, short boots...

Watching these men buying clothes makes the rapper crazy with envy.

I'm a good boy. If someone buys clothes, he can empty out half of a ready-made clothing store.

The luxurious clothes that she usually didn't even dare to touch, in their eyes, were placed on the counter and picked at will like buying cabbage.

Especially when the man holding the knife disliked the dress of her dreams, "Huangfu's Limited Edition Gold Mud Cluster Butterfly Dress," which was too flashy, the rapper sister broke her guard.

Sure enough, the gap between people is greater than the gap between people and dogs.

When the rapper sister is still worried about the next meal, someone buys clothes as if they are restocking.

In one morning, Zhang Erluzi bought more than 1000 sets of clothes for Sister Zhi.

The envious rapper sister drooled.

When Liu Wuwu paid her the reward, the rapper sister grabbed Liu Wuwu's hand.

Liu Wuwu looked at her with horror.

"You...what are you doing?"

Rapper sister: "Do you lack a girlfriend?"

Liu Wuwu: "I have three wives."

Rapper sister: "It's okay, I can be a mistress."

Liu Wuwu looked at the rapper sister deeply and couldn't help but said:

"Yes, I am a bit more handsome. But you cannot abandon public order and good customs or lower your moral bottom line just because I am handsome."

The rapper sister also gave Liu Wuwu a deep look and replied:

"Brother, you are thinking too much. I want to be a mistress just because of the money. There is absolutely no other reason. After all, no girl can refuse a thousand sets of clothes."

Liu Wuyou's face darkened and he looked at Zhang Er: "Is she conceiving me?"

Zhang Er didn't pay attention to Liu Wuwu. He was thinking about how to surprise Sister Zhi.

After all, the rapper sister said that no girl can refuse a thousand sets of clothes.

Zhang Erluzi: How about... buy yourself a pair of underwear?Now that hole has been worn out, it would be bad if Sister Corpse sees it.

After delivering the reward, Liu Wuwu waved his hand and told the rapper to get out immediately. He didn't want to take another look at this piece of meat now.

I never thought that the rapper sister would not leave after getting the money, but instead stared at Liu Wuwu expectantly.

Liu Wuwu: "I don't need a mistress, you can leave."

The rapper sister looked aggrieved: "You have lost my job. Do you have a new job introduction?"

Liu Wuwu waved his hand impatiently.

"We are not locals. Where can I introduce you to a job..."

While talking, Liu Wuwu suddenly thought of something.

"By the way, girl, are you familiar with this place?"

The rapper sister patted her not-so-big breasts.

"I've been hanging out on the streets of Changfeng City since I was a child, and there's no one I'm not familiar with from all walks of life."

Liu Wuwu: "I want to find a tomb robber who is good at digging graves and exhuming corpses. Do you know where such a person can be found?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at Liu Wuwu in astonishment.

Zhang Er stupefied: "Senior brother, this is too much. Since I followed you, I have committed murder, arson, deception and abduction. But this is a waste of money... It really damages one's moral character. How about we become good guys for once?" "

Husandao nodded and advised together:

"There is a saying in my hometown that you will be unlucky for the rest of your life if you make money by killing people. Senior brother, how about we restrain ourselves?"

Liu Wuwen: "Hey, you two have quite upright views. But Zhang Er is stupid. Buried in Laofeng Mountain are not only various weapons, but also the famous ancient pill "King Kong Fudai Tokawan". Also With the Tiger Three Swordsman, do you still want the test stone?"

Then, Liu Wuwu changed the topic.

"Of course, I am also a person who listens to advice. If you two insist on not going, I will not force you."

"do not!"

Zhang Er screamed anxiously.

"I would like to ask first, is that pill the kind of elixir I imagined?"

Liu Wuwu smiled widely.

"Brother, have you heard of this poem?"

"Once you leap over the dragon gate, everything will be new, and you will be free from the changing winds and clouds. Ordinary things happen in the corners of the world, and the sun, moon, and stars are immortal."

"I can guarantee that as long as you take this "King Kong Ten Days Lasting Pill", Sister Shi will kneel down and sing "Conquer" to you!"

Thinking of Sister Corpse's shy and cute appearance, Zhang Er was so excited that he trembled with excitement.

I can't think about it, it's too easy to get a nosebleed.

Zhang Er was stunned: "I'm not afraid of living people, but I'm afraid of dead people. Isn't it just picking up the dead people's graves? I've done it!"

Liu Wuwu turned his attention to Husandao.

"What about you? How to say it."

Tiger Sand Sword: "It is superstitious to lose money and have bad luck for a lifetime. We must resolutely oppose feudal superstition!"

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