Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!
Chapter 186 Tiger 3 Swords, Question
The singing girl limped away with Liu Wuyue's compensation for her medical expenses.
She should be quite satisfied with the amount of compensation, otherwise she wouldn't be able to hum in pain and sing a ditty at the same time.
In the middle of the trip, the madam called over a girl with big breasts and a big butt.It's big, but it's ugly!
It looked like Zhong Kui was cheating on Tu Xingsun, and the main theme was that he was neither a human nor a ghost.
Liu Wuwu was so angry that he also beat up the old bustard.
It's a bit strange upstairs at Husandao.
At first Husandao and the girl in red entered the house, and a quarter of an hour later the girl in red came out.
I thought this was the end, but who knew that shortly after the girl in red left, she brought in an older girl in purple.
Two quarters of an hour later, the two girls, who were sweating profusely, called another girl in white to come in...
Back and forth again and again, and finally even the madam got in.
This made Liu Wuwu and Zhang Er stunned.
Liu Wuwu: "Is it so strong? I did a rough count and there are at least ten girls in there now."
Zhang Er stupefied: "It's awesome, it's really awesome. Even the madam went into battle personally. I heard from the older generation that every madam has his own unique skills and never shows them to outsiders easily."
"The Tiger Three Swordsman is so powerful! He even used his unique skill of suppressing the bottom of the box. It's so powerful, so powerful."
Liu Wuyou looked at the door on the second floor and sighed.
"The same goes for these three swords. What he does puts a lot of pressure on me, the "most powerful man in the Blood Sea Sect"!"
Zhang Er was stunned: "???The most powerful man in the Blood Sea Sect, who gave you the nickname?"
Liu Wuwu rolled his eyes at Zhang Er.
"Why, am I not?"
Zhang Er curled his lips in a daze.
"Haha... all three wives are virgins, you seem a bit weak as a tough guy!"
It was okay not to mention this problem, but Liu Wuwu broke through the defense immediately when he mentioned it.
Liu Wuwu took out a two-meter-long bomb, banged it in front of Zhang Er's face, pointed at Zhang Er's nose and cursed:
"Grandson, if you dare to mention this again, I will die with you. Your bones will be smashed into ashes, and your body will be broken into pieces. Even your mother will not be able to recognize you."
The last time Zhang Er saw such a big bomb was when the Kong family ascended to heaven together.He was so frightened that he knelt on the ground.
"Brother, let's go back to having fun and don't make fun of your life. I swear I will never make fun of this matter in the future. I was wrong, I'm sorry. If it doesn't work, can I give you a kiss?"
Liu Wuwu put the nuclear bomb away silently.
"Humph, you coward. You don't even dare to resist a nuclear bomb. Are you still not a real man?"
Zhang Erluzi said flatteringly: "You are a real man, you are the number one real man in the Blood Sea Sect."
......
The two of them ate and drank and waited for another half an hour.
Husandao followed the madam downstairs.
Husandao's face turned red and he was too ashamed to raise his head.
The madam also looked embarrassed, as if she wanted to say something but didn't dare.
This situation left Liu Wuwu a little confused.
If it were him, he would definitely use a loudspeaker to publicize such a record all over the world.
Liu Wuyou thought Hu Sandao was shy, so he had to suppress his curiosity and took a piece of spiritual stone and put it into the old bustard's hand.
"Thank you for taking care of me. If you have any extra money, I'll treat you all to tea."
The madam looked at the spirit stone in her hand, a trace of greed flashed in her eyes, but she still painfully returned the spirit stone to Liu Wuwu.
"Sir, we can't accept this money."
Liu Wuwu was confused.
"If we don't charge money, isn't this free prostitution? Even though the three of us are handsome, we are actually all respectable big shots in our hometown. You should never do this kind of thing for free."
The old bustard glanced at Hu San Dao and saw that Hu San Dao was unwilling to speak, so he could only bite the bullet and explain: "Master, have you ever bought anything?"
Liu Wuwu: "Aren't you talking nonsense?"
The old bustard was not annoyed, but continued:
"For example, if you go to buy buns, each bun costs a penny. The bun shop owner gives you a bun, and you give the bun shop owner a penny. Right?"
Liu Wuwen: "Can you stop being so convoluted and just say no?"
The madam shook her head and continued:
"If the bun shop owner doesn't want your buns, are you still willing to pay this penny?"
Liu Wuyou: "I'm not a fool, why should I give him an extra penny..."
Halfway through, Liu Wuwu's eyes widened.He pointed at Husanda as if he had seen a ghost.
"Hiss...you mean he didn't eat the buns?"
The madam nodded helplessly.
"Sir, it's really not our fault. The old man and the girls have tried their best, but the software hardening project failed in the end."
At first, Zhang Er was confused, but everyone was smart and could figure it out.
Seeing that Hu Sandao was so ashamed that he wanted to commit suicide, Zhang Er took the initiative to explain for him:
"Senior brother, I'm afraid this matter is related to the incident with Master Miaoyu. Eighteen times in one night, it directly caused problems."
Liu Wuyang also stepped forward and patted Hu Sandao on the shoulder, comforting him: "We will treat the illness, there is no shame in it."
After that, Liu Wuwu threw the spiritual stone to the bustard again.
"This is hush money. If you dare to tell what happened today, I will turn this Lichun Courtyard into a mass grave!"
The madam quickly took a group of girls and swore collectively that they would never reveal what happened today.
In order to take care of Hu Sandao's mood, Liu Wuwu did not dare to go to the next brothel.
The three bored people could only wander around the street.
Hu Sandao kept his head down and said nothing, no matter how Liu Wuwu and Wu Wu comforted him, they remained silent.
Finally, he burst into tears at the door of a bun shop.
"Uuuu...Senior brother, I can't even eat the steamed buns. Uuuu...I'm so embarrassed..."
This cry scared the bun shop owner.Whose child is so miserable that he can't even afford a steamed bun?
In order to divert Hu San Dao's attention, Liu Wuwu had to tell what happened in Laofengshan.
Husandao shook his head indifferently.
"I have a knife, no need for a weapon."
Liu Wuwu almost laughed angrily.
"That broken knife of yours is so hard to cut into pieces of pork, does it deserve to be called a knife?"
Hu San Dao said righteously:
"My master once said that if you have a knife in your heart, everything can be a knife. Besides, I am a person who can't even eat steamed buns, so how can I use a good knife? Wuwu..."
Liu Wuwu scratched his head, this matter is not over yet, is it?
Liu Wuwu had no choice but to use the killer cocoon.
"There is a test stone in Laofeng Mountain. Do you want to go?"
The three words "testing stone" seemed to have magic power. The sluggish Husandao immediately became energetic when he heard these three words.
"I'll go, I'll go. As long as there is a testing stone, Baozi is nothing to me!"
Liu Wuwen: "Haha... You dare to say such things, you might as well go and marry Dao."
The next day, the three of them went to a women's clothing store to buy clothes.
Originally, the three of them were going to buy some random clothes to deal with the corpse sister, but who would have thought that Liu would be so happy when they arrived at the clothing store.
Because he saw an acquaintance, the rapper who he kicked yesterday, who was limping to buy clothes.
I didn't notice it at the time, but after a closer look, I discovered that the figure of this rapper is [-]-[-]% similar to that of Sister Zhi.
Liu Wuyue was about to say hello.
I never thought that the rapper sister would turn around and run away when she saw Liu Wuwu, shouting as she ran.
"Don't ask me to pay back the money, I've already spent it!"
She should be quite satisfied with the amount of compensation, otherwise she wouldn't be able to hum in pain and sing a ditty at the same time.
In the middle of the trip, the madam called over a girl with big breasts and a big butt.It's big, but it's ugly!
It looked like Zhong Kui was cheating on Tu Xingsun, and the main theme was that he was neither a human nor a ghost.
Liu Wuwu was so angry that he also beat up the old bustard.
It's a bit strange upstairs at Husandao.
At first Husandao and the girl in red entered the house, and a quarter of an hour later the girl in red came out.
I thought this was the end, but who knew that shortly after the girl in red left, she brought in an older girl in purple.
Two quarters of an hour later, the two girls, who were sweating profusely, called another girl in white to come in...
Back and forth again and again, and finally even the madam got in.
This made Liu Wuwu and Zhang Er stunned.
Liu Wuwu: "Is it so strong? I did a rough count and there are at least ten girls in there now."
Zhang Er stupefied: "It's awesome, it's really awesome. Even the madam went into battle personally. I heard from the older generation that every madam has his own unique skills and never shows them to outsiders easily."
"The Tiger Three Swordsman is so powerful! He even used his unique skill of suppressing the bottom of the box. It's so powerful, so powerful."
Liu Wuyou looked at the door on the second floor and sighed.
"The same goes for these three swords. What he does puts a lot of pressure on me, the "most powerful man in the Blood Sea Sect"!"
Zhang Er was stunned: "???The most powerful man in the Blood Sea Sect, who gave you the nickname?"
Liu Wuwu rolled his eyes at Zhang Er.
"Why, am I not?"
Zhang Er curled his lips in a daze.
"Haha... all three wives are virgins, you seem a bit weak as a tough guy!"
It was okay not to mention this problem, but Liu Wuwu broke through the defense immediately when he mentioned it.
Liu Wuwu took out a two-meter-long bomb, banged it in front of Zhang Er's face, pointed at Zhang Er's nose and cursed:
"Grandson, if you dare to mention this again, I will die with you. Your bones will be smashed into ashes, and your body will be broken into pieces. Even your mother will not be able to recognize you."
The last time Zhang Er saw such a big bomb was when the Kong family ascended to heaven together.He was so frightened that he knelt on the ground.
"Brother, let's go back to having fun and don't make fun of your life. I swear I will never make fun of this matter in the future. I was wrong, I'm sorry. If it doesn't work, can I give you a kiss?"
Liu Wuwu put the nuclear bomb away silently.
"Humph, you coward. You don't even dare to resist a nuclear bomb. Are you still not a real man?"
Zhang Erluzi said flatteringly: "You are a real man, you are the number one real man in the Blood Sea Sect."
......
The two of them ate and drank and waited for another half an hour.
Husandao followed the madam downstairs.
Husandao's face turned red and he was too ashamed to raise his head.
The madam also looked embarrassed, as if she wanted to say something but didn't dare.
This situation left Liu Wuwu a little confused.
If it were him, he would definitely use a loudspeaker to publicize such a record all over the world.
Liu Wuyou thought Hu Sandao was shy, so he had to suppress his curiosity and took a piece of spiritual stone and put it into the old bustard's hand.
"Thank you for taking care of me. If you have any extra money, I'll treat you all to tea."
The madam looked at the spirit stone in her hand, a trace of greed flashed in her eyes, but she still painfully returned the spirit stone to Liu Wuwu.
"Sir, we can't accept this money."
Liu Wuwu was confused.
"If we don't charge money, isn't this free prostitution? Even though the three of us are handsome, we are actually all respectable big shots in our hometown. You should never do this kind of thing for free."
The old bustard glanced at Hu San Dao and saw that Hu San Dao was unwilling to speak, so he could only bite the bullet and explain: "Master, have you ever bought anything?"
Liu Wuwu: "Aren't you talking nonsense?"
The old bustard was not annoyed, but continued:
"For example, if you go to buy buns, each bun costs a penny. The bun shop owner gives you a bun, and you give the bun shop owner a penny. Right?"
Liu Wuwen: "Can you stop being so convoluted and just say no?"
The madam shook her head and continued:
"If the bun shop owner doesn't want your buns, are you still willing to pay this penny?"
Liu Wuyou: "I'm not a fool, why should I give him an extra penny..."
Halfway through, Liu Wuwu's eyes widened.He pointed at Husanda as if he had seen a ghost.
"Hiss...you mean he didn't eat the buns?"
The madam nodded helplessly.
"Sir, it's really not our fault. The old man and the girls have tried their best, but the software hardening project failed in the end."
At first, Zhang Er was confused, but everyone was smart and could figure it out.
Seeing that Hu Sandao was so ashamed that he wanted to commit suicide, Zhang Er took the initiative to explain for him:
"Senior brother, I'm afraid this matter is related to the incident with Master Miaoyu. Eighteen times in one night, it directly caused problems."
Liu Wuyang also stepped forward and patted Hu Sandao on the shoulder, comforting him: "We will treat the illness, there is no shame in it."
After that, Liu Wuwu threw the spiritual stone to the bustard again.
"This is hush money. If you dare to tell what happened today, I will turn this Lichun Courtyard into a mass grave!"
The madam quickly took a group of girls and swore collectively that they would never reveal what happened today.
In order to take care of Hu Sandao's mood, Liu Wuwu did not dare to go to the next brothel.
The three bored people could only wander around the street.
Hu Sandao kept his head down and said nothing, no matter how Liu Wuwu and Wu Wu comforted him, they remained silent.
Finally, he burst into tears at the door of a bun shop.
"Uuuu...Senior brother, I can't even eat the steamed buns. Uuuu...I'm so embarrassed..."
This cry scared the bun shop owner.Whose child is so miserable that he can't even afford a steamed bun?
In order to divert Hu San Dao's attention, Liu Wuwu had to tell what happened in Laofengshan.
Husandao shook his head indifferently.
"I have a knife, no need for a weapon."
Liu Wuwu almost laughed angrily.
"That broken knife of yours is so hard to cut into pieces of pork, does it deserve to be called a knife?"
Hu San Dao said righteously:
"My master once said that if you have a knife in your heart, everything can be a knife. Besides, I am a person who can't even eat steamed buns, so how can I use a good knife? Wuwu..."
Liu Wuwu scratched his head, this matter is not over yet, is it?
Liu Wuwu had no choice but to use the killer cocoon.
"There is a test stone in Laofeng Mountain. Do you want to go?"
The three words "testing stone" seemed to have magic power. The sluggish Husandao immediately became energetic when he heard these three words.
"I'll go, I'll go. As long as there is a testing stone, Baozi is nothing to me!"
Liu Wuwen: "Haha... You dare to say such things, you might as well go and marry Dao."
The next day, the three of them went to a women's clothing store to buy clothes.
Originally, the three of them were going to buy some random clothes to deal with the corpse sister, but who would have thought that Liu would be so happy when they arrived at the clothing store.
Because he saw an acquaintance, the rapper who he kicked yesterday, who was limping to buy clothes.
I didn't notice it at the time, but after a closer look, I discovered that the figure of this rapper is [-]-[-]% similar to that of Sister Zhi.
Liu Wuyue was about to say hello.
I never thought that the rapper sister would turn around and run away when she saw Liu Wuwu, shouting as she ran.
"Don't ask me to pay back the money, I've already spent it!"
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