Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

A few of them were not short of money, so they naturally wanted to go to the most expensive and best brothel.But the embarrassing thing is that Changfeng City is a small town with only two brothels, so there are too few options to choose from.

Anyway, I have nothing to do, and these two brothels are on the same street, so I just want to visit them.

A few people took the lead in arriving at a flower house called Li Chun Yuan.

"Oh, uncle is here."

The three of them just stood in front of the door, and the madam rushed in front of them carrying two kilograms of flour.

"The three uncles are looking at each other. Is this your first time in our Lichun Courtyard? Come on, let me introduce the girls here to you."

It’s not that the madam is so enthusiastic, it’s just that the three of them are wearing spiritual clothes.

The madam was also knowledgeable and recognized these three monks at a glance.

Monks are equivalent to nobles in this world, and their main focus is to be rich and willful.

If you are happy, just reward a few spiritual stones and you will have no worries about food and drink for the rest of your life.

If you are unhappy, smashing up stalls is a trivial matter, and committing murder and arson is also a routine operation.

In order to make Liu Wuwu and others happy, the madam tried her best.First, they cleared the flower building, and then placed all the girls they could do best in front of the three of them. The main theme was passion.

At first, Liu Wuwu was quite happy facing such a group of warblers, but upon closer inspection, his face became darker and darker.

The madam is the best at observing words and expressions.

Noticing Liu Wuwu's unhappiness, he asked worriedly:

"If the young master is not satisfied, can I replace the old slave with another batch?"

Liu Wuyue asked noncommittally:

"Madam, are you sure these are girls? They can't be boys pretending to be boys."

Yes, although these girls are all pretty, they are all big tablets.

These large slabs are not ordinary large slabs, but super large slabs that are as flat as an ice rink.

To put it bluntly, Liu Wuwu could see the person on her left from her right sleeve by asking these girls to raise their hands.

The madam looked embarrassed.

"Young master, you are joking. This is a place where men are served. These are naturally girls."

"Is it possible that the young master doesn't like girls with thin figures?"

Liu Wuwu: "Nonsense! I naturally like people with big breasts and big butts. I have flat breasts myself, so I don't care about them."

Liu Wuyuan's words immediately confused the madam. He stood there and smiled awkwardly, and it was neither right nor wrong to leave.

Liu Wuyue: "Why, your store is full of large tablets like this, but there's no one with a better figure?"

The madam looked embarrassed and bent down to apologize.

"I'm sorry, sir, this kind of weak girl is popular in our Changfeng City. The girl you requested is really not available."

Liu Wuwu waved his hand, with an unhappy look on his face.

"That's it, that's all. Let's find another one."

Liu Wuwen was about to leave, and the madam immediately became anxious.

The entire building was emptied out for you three, and you even offended many regular customers.Now I have to leave without spending a penny. Isn’t it a huge loss today?

The madam grabbed Liu Wuwu's arm and refused to let him go.

"Master, don't leave. There is someone with a good figure. Please wait a moment and I will bring it to you. The figure is excellent and huge!"

Liu Wuyue paused, obviously interested: "Okay, I'll wait a little longer."

And turned to look at Zhang Erluzi and Hu Sandao.

"Where are you two? What should I say?"

Zhang Er stupefied and yawned, looking extremely impatient.

"Like my senior brother, I also like those with a slightly plumper figure, and I am not interested in these girls."

Husandao's face was slightly red, and his eyes were always aimed at a girl wearing red clothes.

"This...my that..."

Zhang Er couldn't stand this kind of hypocrite who wanted to eat but wasted his time. He pointed at the girl in red and said to the madam:

"My brother chooses her! Take good care of this fool. If you take good care of her, you will be rewarded!"

Husandao was taken to the second floor by two girls.

Zhang Erlunzi and Liu Wuwu dispersed the crowd, idly drinking wine and listening to songs.

Perhaps because few people come to a place like this to listen to music, this girl's singing was extremely unpleasant.

A country ditty is sung like a rapper getting electrocuted, except for shaking his head and only helplessly roaring.If this was the world before Liu Wuyuan, she would be as tall as a little nightclub queen.

Zhang Er couldn't stand the noise, and when he was about to tell her to shut up, he realized that Liu Wuwu was listening with gusto.

Zhang Er was stunned: "Senior brother, can you still listen to this?"

Liu Wuwen: "This song is sung as if Wu Laoer is killing a pig next door. It's a bit unpleasant to listen to, but the words in this song remind me of one thing."

Zhang Er was stunned and listened.

The little girl sang:

"...My beautiful enemy who wants to kill me came today.

Happy, Lianyi'er hugged her.

Everything about her body is pretty..."

Zhang Er stupefied: "It's just obscene words and songs, nothing special."

Liu Wuwu smiled and shook his head.

"Yes, this song talks about an affair between a scholar and a Hualou actor. It doesn't sound strange at first, but there is a local place name in this song, that is, the place where the two had a secret tryst is called Lao Graveyard.”

Zhang Er was stunned: "Laofengshan? Is there anything special about it?"

Liu Wuyue did not answer directly. Instead, he asked Zhang Erluzi: "Erluzi, do you have any weapons at your disposal?"

Zhang Er raised his head proudly.

"I am a body refining monk, and my body is the most powerful weapon in the world."

Liu Wuwu rolled his eyes at Zhang Er.

"People who can say such things are generally poor. After 30 years of physical training, the defense is not as good as an eighty-thousand-level yellow spiritual garment. How do you lick your big face and say that your body is the most powerful weapon in the world? ?”

Zhang Er was so embarrassed that he became angry.

"Is it necessary to do this? If we don't tell the truth, we can still have fun together. Who hasn't been down yet?"

Liu Wuwen: "Look at you. I haven't finished speaking yet. Why are you so anxious?"

"I actually want to tell you that there are a large number of weapons buried in the old grave."

"Look at the three of us. We are all world-famous geniuses. Look at other geniuses. The weapons in our hands are either natal weapons or top-notch ones. Each one of us has a name that is astonishing."

"Look at us again. We fight with our big arms every day. You don't think it's embarrassing, but I still think it's embarrassing."

After Liu Wuwu said this, Zhang Er also became interested.

"Then what senior brother means is..."

Liu Wuwu: "There are weapons in Laofengshan, but we are short of weapons. Taste it yourself, taste it carefully."

Zhang Er suddenly realized what he was doing.

"You mean...grave robbing?"

......

While Zhang Erlunzi and Liu Wuwu were discussing what weapon was suitable for them below, the girl on the stage had already finished singing a little song.

When she was about to sing the second song, Liu Wuwu stepped forward and kicked her away.

"Girl, can we be a little bit naughty? This is not a domestic entertainment place. Any monster can become a star."