Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

"Isn't this attack too harsh?"

Liu Wuwu was amazed while healing Zhang Erluzi.

Hu San Dao even defended Zhang Er's grievances.

"This woman is really in need of discipline. You idiot, take good care of your injuries. When you are healed, the three of us will go in together to teach this woman who needs spanking a lesson."

Liu Wuwu rolled his eyes at Hu Sandao.

"If you want to go, don't hold me back."

I don’t know if this Tiger Sand Sword is really stupid or fake.

Form a group to beat up Zhang Er’s wife?Is this something a normal person can do?

If we win, I'm afraid Zhang Er will be beaten every day from now on.

If they lose the fight, the three grown men cannot defeat a woman, why should they be embarrassed at grandma's house?

It's something that neither the left nor the right will please, and only a fool like Tiger Sand Sword can come up with such a bullshit method.

Not only Liu Wuwu, but also Zhang Er waved his hands despite the severe pain.

"It's up to me this time. I deserve to be beaten. I can't blame Sister Corpse."

Seeing that Zhang Er was still protecting the corpse sister, Hu Sandao's nose was twisted with anger.

"Why did you still speak for her? Even if you made a mistake, she can't beat her to death."

"We have an old saying in Northern China: "If the wife doesn't beat her, she will go to the house to uncover the tiles." If the mother-in-law disobeys, she should be slapped with a big mouth."

"A little beating every three days, a big beating every five days. There is no such thing as beating a dishonest woman in this world!"

Liu Wuyou paid no attention to the idiot Hu San Dao. He was more curious about why Zhang Er was beaten.

Although Sister Zhi has a bad temper, she is also reasonable.If Zhang Erluo hadn't done something outrageous, she wouldn't have been able to do such a heavy hand.

At first, Zhang Er was reluctant to say it, but he couldn't help Liu Wuwu's repeated questioning, so he had to confess.

"Actually, it's nothing. The silver coffin is not big, and Sister Corpse doesn't have any extra underwear. So she started to take off her clothes in front of me... Her buttocks are white and round."

"Men know everything. Faced with this situation, she is my wife. I couldn't hold it back for a moment and took off my pants. I wanted to punish her on the spot, but I was not strong enough and was pinned down by her. He was beaten on the ground.”

Husandao sighed softly and shook his head.

"This beating is not unjust for you."

Liu Wuwu thought carefully about Zhang Erluozi's words, and then gave Zhang Erluozi a slap in the face.

Zhang Er looked at Liu Wuwu in confusion: "Why did you hit me?"

Liu Wuwen: "You should be beaten! Let me ask you something, how many sets of clothes does Sister Corpse have?"

Zhang Er was stunned for a moment.

"There should be two sets, right?"

Liu Wuwu slapped him again.

"You are such a tough guy, you are not even willing to buy clothes for your wife. You deserve to be beaten."

Zhang Er suddenly realized what he was doing.

"Oh no, you can actually say such reasonable things."

Liu Wuwu: "???"

Is this guy complimenting me?Why do I always feel like something is weird?

Sister Corpse's pants are so clean.

A small pink coffin was embroidered on the snow-white trousers, and there was even a faint scent of plum blossoms on the trousers.

I never expected that such a bad-tempered corpse as Sister Zhi would actually be a little girl at heart.

Zhang Er was very stingy and didn't let outsiders touch Sister Corpse's underwear. He personally put the underwear into the pot for brewing the medicine.

After cooking, he quickly took out his pants and put them into his storage bag, not wanting to let outsiders take another look.

This series of operations left Liu Wuwu speechless.

"You idiot, is there something wrong with you? It's just a piece of underpants. Are you still afraid that we can't steal it from you?"

Zhang Er gave Liu Wuwu a blank look.

"Brother, do you still have hundreds of pairs of women's underwear in your storage bag? Guess who I am guarding against?"

Liu Wuwu suddenly became anxious.

"You fart! You're welcome to your friend's wife... No, you can't bully your friend's wife. I, Liu Wuwu, am the most loyal man in the world. How could I have undue thoughts about your wife?"

Zhang Erzi silently raised his middle finger towards Liu Wuwu.

It’s not that I don’t believe it, it’s that your character is too poor.

Liu Wuwen was so angry!

If it weren't for Zhang Er's serious injury, Liu Wuyuan would have had to break off his raised fingers.

Beauty is indeed a beauty.

The antidote boiled with the underpants of Corpse Sister, instead of having a strange taste, has the coolness of mint tea. Drinking it is simply a pleasure.

Zhang Er, the idiot over there, also took a sip and cried on the spot.

"Damn it, you two are real beasts. Do you know how terrible the soup made by my underpants is? Woohoo... it's so disgusting! Woohoo..."

The antidote worked extremely well, and all three of them turned from black to white the next morning.

Zhang Er, a fool, happily showed off his detoxification results to Sister Corpse, and then beat her up again.

Zhang Er was beaten twice in three days, and his injuries were so severe that he could not continue on his way.

Liu Wuwu could only postpone his departure for a few days for him.

Having nothing to do, Liu Wuwu suggested to Zhang Er that he should take Sister Xie to go shopping and buy clothes.

This is obviously a good opportunity for the couple to enhance their relationship, but Sister Zhi is an epic homebody who is unwilling to come out to meet outsiders.

The helpless Zhang Erluzi could only find Liu Wuwu and Hu Sandao to make up for the loss, and the three grown men went to a clothing store to buy clothes for the corpse sister.

Looking at the colorful clothes in front of them, the three of them were dumbfounded.

Liu Wuwu: "Young fool, do you know Sister Corpse's size?"

Zhang Er was stunned: "What size?"

Liu Wuwen: "Height, how thick your chest is, how thin your waist is, how big your butt is, how big your feet are...that's pretty much it."

"How do I know this?" Zhang Er shook his head in a daze. "By the way, senior brother, don't you have three wives? You should be very good at buying women's clothes."

Liu Wuwu almost shed tears when he mentioned this.

"You idiot Zhang Er, did you do this on purpose? I have three wives, but I haven't even touched them until now."

"I've been married for several years, and with three wives I'm still the eldest daughter of a young woman. Is there anyone worse off than me in the world? Woo hoo..."

The more Liu Wuyuan thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, and he actually shed a few tears.

It's really pitiful to see how hard this kid is holding himself back.

Zhang Er was stunned and couldn't see Liu Wuwu's appearance, so he consoled him:

"Senior brother, if it really doesn't work, go to the brothel and solve it. Don't worry, I will never tell anyone about this matter."

When mentioning the brothel, Liu Wuyuan's eyes suddenly lit up: "This is a good idea. Can't we just spend money to hire a girl with a figure similar to Sister Shi to try on clothes?"

Zhang Er stupefied: "Well...senior brother, I mean you can go to the brothel to solve certain needs."

Looking at Zhang Er's lewd eyes, Liu Wuwu instantly understood.

Liu Wuwu's face turned red and his eyes evaded.

"I really want to go, but... isn't this illegal?"

Zhang Er stupefied: "This kind of thing is done willingly by you and I have to spend money on it. How can it be illegal?"

Liu Wuwu nodded heavily.

"Go, choose the most expensive one. I'll order ten at a time! Grandma, if you want to play, just play with the big one. I won't go home until my kidneys explode!"