Travel through time and become a villain: Heroine, don’t come over!

When it comes to cooking, Liu Wuyou is the most typical type of person who is addicted to food.

Although Zhang Erluzi has never eaten the food cooked by Liu Wuwu, he has experienced the most famous "Chive Chicken" incident in the Blood Sea Sect.

Good guy, at that time half of the elders of the Blood Sea Sect, including the sect leader Long Zizi, all suffered from diarrhea and collapsed.

The situation at that time was so tragic!

There were queues dozens of feet long outside the public huts, and someone even invented a bed that could be used to sleep while having diarrhea.

However, the effect is not particularly good, because most people turn over unconsciously after falling asleep...

At that time, many people would scold Liu Wuwu twice when they got up in the middle of the night, and even talk in their sleep to greet Liu Wuwu's female relatives within three generations.

It was only after that incident that Zhang Erluzi realized that his son of God was definitely a different person.

Let Liu Wuwu cook?

Ha ha......

Zhang Erluzi said that he still wanted to live a few more years.

After stopping Liu Wuwu, Zhang Er asked Hu Sandao: "Can you cook?"

Husandao nodded: "I can make the special dishes of the Northern Continent, dipped in pickles."

"Okay, let's eat pickles today."

Zhang Er doesn't know what pickles are, but as long as Liu Wuyue is not allowed to cook, he can say anything.

"Sandao, you prepare the food, and my senior brother and I will prepare the accommodation for tonight."

Regardless of whether Liu Changtong agreed or not, Zhang Er stupidly forced him to build a house.

The remaining rapper sister helped Hu Sandao cook together, while the disabled Lao Zhang sang a ditty out of boredom.

"It's pity that I am old and miserable, spending my time~

All because my husband died young,

I left little Haier with only one seedling..."

Although there is no accompaniment, it is full of sadness and desolation.A few simple humming lines can describe all the ups and downs and worries of Zhang Buling's life.

Seeing Lao Zhang's rise in singing, the rapper sister also shouted at the top of her voice:

"Little Liu Hai said goodbye to his mother in the hut,

Go for a walk into the mountains and forests.

Unfortunately, my father died early..."

I was a good boy, but I was so frightened by the sound of my voice that the tiger cut his finger three times, and the surrounding crows were so frightened that they spread their wings and fled together.

Liu Wuwu covered his ears and ran from a distance. He raised his hand and gave the rapper a big bang.

"Sister, I really can't appreciate your art. Can you stop singing, be careful to attract wolves."

Rapper sister: "Huh, I don't have any artistic ability at all."

Husandao smacked his fingers and looked at Liu Wuwu.

"Brother, the house is built so quickly?"

Liu Wuwu raised his head proudly:

"Who am I? The number one architect in the Blood Sea Sect, Master Liu Wuwu Liu! In 1 minute, it only took me 1 minute to build a three-room, two-story small Western-style building made of fine iron. I will take you to see it later. , will definitely refresh your knowledge.”

Having been with Liu Wuwu for a long time, Hu San Dao has become immune to these endless new gadgets, so he is not very interested in the small western-style building Liu Wuwu talks about.

Hu San Dao brought out a pot of vegetables and a bowl of freshly cooked meat sauce and said to everyone:

"Everyone, let's eat first."

There are fresh radishes, cucumbers, green onions, leeks, tomatoes and other different types of vegetables in the copper basin.Next to the copper basin is a large pile of tofu skin.

Liu Wuwu looked at Hu Sandao a little confused: "Eating raw food?"

Husandao didn't say anything, but took the initiative to demonstrate to everyone.

I saw him using a small brush to apply meat sauce on the bean skin, then grabbing some green onions and sliced ​​radish and cucumber strips and rolling them into it.

It's crackling, and it tastes delicious.

"Can this be delicious?"

Liu Wuwu was a little skeptical and followed the example of the Tiger Three Swordsman to roll one.

Hey......

Don't say it, really don't say it

Ice cold, crispy and refreshing with a strong meaty aroma, the taste is really amazing.

Seeing that Liu Wuyue was enjoying the food, everyone was no longer polite and turned their cheeks aside to enjoy the meal together.

Among the crowd, only old man Zhang couldn't get used to the pickles. It wasn't that he disliked the taste but that the rice was too cold and would easily freeze his stomach.

While Zhang Er was preparing hot porridge for Uncle Zhang, he complained:

"You're an old man, and you have a lot of trouble. You don't want to eat such delicious food, and you insist on drinking hot porridge."

Lao Zhang: "You should also eat less. Raw food can cause diarrhea."

Zhang Er was dumbfounded: "Humph, young master, I am a body-refining monk, and my firepower is so strong that it is scary. It's okay to eat ice, but why am I afraid of this little cucumber?"

......

Facts have proved that Zhang Er's bragging was a bit exaggerated.

Not long after eating the pickles, a cold wind blew.

Suddenly my stomach was churning and rumbling.A wave of cold air blew upwards from the lower abdomen, and the urge to shit also came fiercely.

Zhang Er, who had just finished bragging, was embarrassed to say that he had diarrhea, so he could only excuse himself to pee and left everyone.

It was completely dark now, and Zhang Er, who was holding a candle, didn't choose and found an abandoned hut.

He took off his pants at lightning speed, and then began to act recklessly.

Halfway through, Zhang Er felt something was wrong.

There was always a stream of cold wind blowing upward under his buttocks. At first, Zhang Er thought it was a draft blowing in from outside.

But it’s not right if you think about it carefully, right?

The draft in the hall always blows horizontally, not from the bottom up.

Out of curiosity, Zhang Er held up the candle and looked at the soles of his feet.

In the dark pit.

A pale face, long wet hair, bloodshot eyes, and a split mouth full of shark-like teeth.

When Zhang Er looked at the female ghost, the female ghost also looked at him.

Female ghost: "Am I beautiful?"

Zhang Er was stunned: "Ah! There is a ghost!"

Female ghost: "Hahahaha..."

People tend to become incontinent when they are extremely scared, not to mention that Zhang Er's stomach is always loose.

When he was frightened by this female ghost, he fell into a spiral and couldn't stop.

Female ghost: "Hahaha... Damn it, stop it!!! Ugh..."

When Liu Wuwu and others heard the sound and rushed over, Zhang Er was running away while holding up his pants. Behind him, a woman covered in stench was chasing him.

Seeing this, Liu Wuwu took action directly.

"Where did this stinky bitch come from and dare to bully my brother?"

Liu Wuyue kicked her and the woman in white was hung directly from the tree.

Zhang Erzi picked up his pants and ran to Liu Wuwu in tears.

"Brother, she...she is a female ghost!"

Liu Wuwu rolled his eyes at Zhang Er.

"Did you lose your brain when you went to the latrine? Your wife is a corpse, and you are actually afraid of ghosts?"

Zhang Er was right when he thought about it, and he was no longer afraid of this female ghost.

Zhang Er, who felt that he had lost face, kicked down the big tree where the female ghost was hanging, and watched helplessly as the female ghost threw a dog and ate its shit.

Zhang Er was stunned and said viciously to the female ghost:

"Tell me, why did you peek at me going to the latrine, you pervert!"

The female ghost raised her head, her face covered with blood, and glared at Zhang Er.

"Say, why are you shitting in my face, you bastard!"

"???"

Liu Wuyou and other melon-eaters were so surprised that they couldn't open their mouths from ear to ear.

My dear, what kind of weird thing happened between this person and the ghost?