Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

In the city lord's palace of Glory City, in front of the magnificent meeting hall.

An imposing middle-aged man, surrounded by guests, is waiting for the bride to arrive.

His complexion is bronze, his face is resolute, his features are chiseled, and his eyes are dark and deep.

His figure is tall and straight, like the statue of the God of War in classical sculpture, looking wild and unrestrained, evil and sexy.

The ignorant girls around him would feel weak all over and their eyes blurred just by looking at him.

He is one of the three legendary heroes who saved the world in the legend, the Holy Knight, the Son of Light and the Lord of Liszt!

Under the halo of hero.

One look and one movement from Liszt are enough to make countless girls scream with joy.

Lance once joked.

As long as Liszt exercises his 'right of first night' in Glory City, ignorant girls from all over the continent will try their best to immigrate here.

By then, the queue of girls waiting for favor will stretch from Glory City to the eastern seaside.

Of course, if it were Lance who exercised the right of first night, the team of girls could line up to the distant Dragon Island.

The auspicious time has arrived, and the ritual music is ringing.

Surrounded by two bridesmaids, a tall and beautiful girl with blond hair and gray eyes slowly stepped onto the bright red carpet.

The beautiful and holy harmony of the church choir sounded at the right time.

Following the petals falling in the air, this beautiful girl walked towards Liszt step by step.

Her skin was as white and flawless as crystal snow.

Her willow eyebrows are like black and her beautiful eyes are like autumn water, clear and peaceful.

It seems that he can see into people's hearts, making them afraid to look directly.

The low-cut, backless classical royal wedding dress perfectly accentuated her curvy and perfect figure.

The golden tulips embroidered on the front of the wedding dress set off her pride as a woman.

The gathered waist of the wedding dress revealed the slender curves of her waist, as if she could hold it just by stretching out her hand.

The knee-length white stockings tightly wrapped her slender and round legs.

It further highlighted her perfect body curve, like a big S.

A pair of petite and exquisite feet, stepping on those white and holy wedding shoes.

The long golden hair under the veil is spread down from the shawl, hanging around her waist, swaying gently in the breeze.

Two beautiful and lovely flower girls were holding the long hem at the back of the wedding dress, following the bride's steps obediently.

The bride's body seemed to be covered with a light mist, as if in a dream, as if the legendary holy goddess had descended into the world.

Petals fluttering around the bride, coupled with the beautiful harmony of the church choir.

And the holy figure walking step by step made a "boom" sound in Liszt's mind.

It feels like you are floating in the clouds, but also like you are falling into the abyss and unable to extricate yourself.

"Hey~!"

The frivolous whistle shook Liszt's body, and a wry smile appeared on his face.

Looking around, Lance, with a friendly smile on his face, was holding the Holy Book of Light and looking intently at the bride's approaching figure.

"Lance, what's wrong with you?"

"Ah, my dear Lord Liszt, Father Edward can't get out of the toilet again."

"So I, the most respected Father Lance in Glory City, will preside over your wedding, Lord City Lord!"

Lance stepped forward enthusiastically, leaned into Liszt's ear, and whispered in a voice that only the two of them could hear:

"You are such a scumbag who forgets your loyalty when you see profit! You forget your friends when you see sex! You start chaos and end up abandoning each other. Get out of here and fall in love with someone else! You will die at the hands of a woman sooner or later!"

"Lance, listen to my explanation, things are not what you think!"

"Haha, explain? Explain it to your irritable red dragon girlfriend! I heard that her menstrual period has been irregular recently and she has become particularly violent!"

"I wish you peace!"

After Lance left these four words, he blended into the crowd with a smile on his face.

Liszt, who still wanted to explain, put down his hand helplessly, with a bitter smile on his face.

"What's the bride's name?"

Lance easily hugged a noble girl and took her to a dark place.

Lance asked with a smile on his face while gently playing with her long hair with his right hand.

"Cecilia, her name is Cecilia."

The aristocratic girl's cheeks were flushed, and she looked at Lance with somewhat blurred eyes and replied.

"Cecilia, this name is so beautiful. If you know anything else, please tell me!"

Cecilia, the eldest princess of the Gulambell Kingdom in the north of the mainland.

Due to the awkward territorial location of the kingdom, it was caught in the middle between the Empire and the Orc Kingdom.

It can only swing left and right, which can be said to be a disservice to both ends.

It is not so much a noble royal family as it is a buffer zone deliberately left by the two powerful countries.

It looks like that, but once the war breaks out.

The two powerful countries took them away, and there was absolutely no disturbance in their hearts.

The Empire doesn't have a prefix because they haven't agreed on it yet.

During the war to eliminate demons, the royal family of the West retreated all the way.

Finally, he breathed a sigh of relief east of the center of the continent and joined the Alliance of Light.

These wandering royal families who lost their territory united together and made brilliant achievements in the war against demons.

Later, when the fruits of victory were divided, these wandering royal families did not go their separate ways.

Realizing that unity is strength, they went around to win over the royal families of various countries.

In the end, a huge military alliance spanning the east and west continents was formed!

The empire was born!

The empire now has a vast territory and hundreds of millions of people, and has become the fifth largest force in the Anglia continent.

Within the empire, the Golden Family, composed of the twelve most powerful royal families, takes turns serving as emperor.

The remaining dozens of royal families who suffered heavy losses in the war served as nobles at all levels of the empire.

It can be said that after the Demon Slayer War, [-]% of the noble blood among humans are in the empire.

The continent of Anglia has thus formed a power structure of five strong ones and weak ones.

The Five Powers, the Elf Kingdom, the Orc Kingdom, the Kingdom of Light, and the Empire.

As well as the alliance of hundreds of races overseas, which is protected by Dragon Island and led by the Sea Tribe.

The weak ones are the dozens of kingdoms in the north and south, which are used as buffer zones by the five powers.

The Kingdom of Gulamber is also an old country with hundreds of years of history, and its overall strength is not weak.

The noble bloodline of the royal family can even be traced back thousands of years, and it is said that there is still a weak divine blood in the bloodline.

But this strength is not enough compared to the empire and the orc kingdom.

The empire has been licking its wounds for 20 years, but it seems to have regained its strength recently and continues to publicize its presence to the outside world.

The Orc Kingdom is not to be outdone, and its external rhetoric is very strong.

And this is a disaster for the Kingdom of Gulamber, which is sandwiched between the two countries.

It is said that the king of the Gulambel Kingdom was originally a handsome middle-aged man.

But because I have been too worried to sleep in the past few years, my hair is almost falling out.

Seeing that the situation in the kingdom was getting more and more difficult, King Gulamber held Xinna's princess in his arms all day long, tossing and turning on the big bed.

Finally, a bad idea that looked good was suppressed by him.