Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

That is, give your most beautiful daughter.

The eldest princess of the kingdom who has awakened the divine blood, Cecilia Gulan, marries Liszt!

As the son of light of the Holy See, the legendary hero who saves the world.

Just these three words of Liszt can bring glory to the Kingdom of Gulamber for another 1000 years!

But Liszt has an excellent reputation, and there has been no scandal over the years, nor is it known that he has a wife or lover.

Many kingdoms and even the golden families of the empire wanted to marry Liszt, but he rejected them one by one.

Seeing the peerless appearance of his daughter Cecilia, King Gulamber also felt a little nervous.

After all, Liszt even rejected the imperial princess. Could it be that he likes men?

But who makes Liszt the glorious paladin? According to the words passed down from the Elf Kingdom, a gentleman can bully him.

The Kingdom of Gulambel immediately launched a beauty contest in the country and selected a hundred beauties as a dowry group for the eldest princess.

From five years old to 30 years old.

No matter if Liszt is a lolita fan or a girl fan, a sister fan or a mature woman fan, this dowry group can satisfy them all.

The composition of this dowry group can be described as luxurious, with everything you need, thousands of enchanting figures, plump and thin, and beautiful girls.

What?Liszt won’t accept it!It's okay, they still have backup plans.

Three hundred swordsmen and axemen will follow them, if Liszt doesn't stop them.

Then these beauties would kneel in a row in front of the city lord's palace, and their pretty heads would be chopped off and dried like carrots by ax hands.

When the holidays come, I will send two of them to Liszt to drink.

As the eldest princess, Cecilia Gulain's treatment is slightly better.

A piece of white silk was hung on the door of the city lord's mansion, and the neck was tied inside.

Perform a traditional Gulamber show for Liszt, in which a beautiful woman swings on her neck.

When the breeze blows, the body hanging in the air starts to sway back and forth. That scene is simply unbearable to watch!

This method would only bully the honest Liszt, if it were him, Lance.

If they dared to cut, Lance would dare to take advantage of the heat, ah, he would dare to take everything as ordered, how could he be as entangled as Liszt.

In the end, for the sake of justice in his heart, Liszt could only reluctantly agree and then wait for the opportunity to act.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Liszt agreed, the distinguished guests from Glory City would arrive one after another.

It turns out that Princess Cecilia had sent people to distribute the invitations in advance in order to make the wedding a solid fact.

In order not to be noticed by Liszt in advance, the person sent also specially gave instructions to the guests.

It was said that City Lord Liszt had given instructions to act in secret before the wedding started, so that they should not make any noise.

Naturally, the big scumbag Lance and the naturist Torun are not the respectable ones in Glory City.

In addition, as soon as Cecilia arrived in Glory City, she broke into the city lord's mansion.

In the rush of the incident, Lance and Toren didn't receive any news at all.

Liszt saw that the wedding venue was about to be set up. If Lance knew about this, he would definitely spread the news to Long Island.

What will happen to you then, hiss!

Just at this time, the news of two perverts causing a scene in Glory City had spread.

Liszt gritted his teeth and ordered the Knights of Glory to dispatch.

At least control these two bad friends first, and then slowly think of a solution on your own side.

But to his surprise, the wedding took place too quickly!

Before he could think of a good idea, he was put into a dress by a group of beauties brought by Cecilia.

Over there, Cecilia has already changed into her wedding dress, and even the choir is ready.

As soon as Father Edward arrived, the wedding began immediately.

Cecilia is worthy of being the eldest princess of the kingdom. Her skills, courage, intelligence, and appearance are all first-rate.

In just half an hour, he had Liszt, an innocent old virgin, in the palm of his hand.

Although Liszt is a legendary hero who saves the world, it's okay if you let him draw a knife and kill people, but let him scheming with others.

The instructor of the Holy See of Light didn’t teach either!

Liszt's mentor is a great paladin, old-fashioned, just, compassionate, compassionate, and short-sighted!

I have been great all my life without even having a wife!

And Liszt, who was trained by him, perfectly inherited the character template of the paladin mentor.

Honesty, trustworthiness, humility, integrity, bravery, justice, honor, loyalty.

Even if he was backstabbed by the Alliance of Light, he never thought of revenge.

It was Liszt's foolish character that prevented the Light Theocracy from exterminating him.

Instead, he began to play the emotional card and release goodwill.

I want to see Liszt, the demigod, the legendary hero of mankind.

Return to the Kingdom of Light and continue to be their top thug.

This shows the extent of Liszt's short-sightedness.

And when he faced a beautiful woman, the damn old maid plot happened again.

After all, he is an innocent little virgin who has never experienced the blows of wind and rain.

Even if you live to be 80 years old, you will still be an innocent virgin, or at most, you will become an innocent old virgin.

As early as during the Demon Slayer War, Lance had already seen through Lister's true nature and originally planned to take him along for fun.

Dye this pure white lotus into a sexy burgundy color!

But it's a pity that Liszt still firmly guarded his bottom line and did not let Lance succeed.

Just like the princess who lost her country back then, her appearance and temperament were both excellent.

Moreover, I am still in a situation where I am helpless and frightened every night.

At this time, Liszt just wanted to give her a warm and firm embrace.

Then his little bed will be warmed by someone!Still warm and delicious!

Seeing that the princess was young, Lance and the others did not try to destroy her.

A group of comrades in arms left the little princess to Liszt intentionally or unintentionally, hoping that he could get rid of the title of virgin.

But it is a pity that if Liszt had been braver at the time.

Maybe in the later stages of the Demon Slayer War, I can have the same fun as Lance.

But it was a pity that the princess was wearing tulle and sat in front of Liszt's tent for a whole day and night.

And this stupid boy was so stunned that he didn’t dare to go up and talk to him!

I just secretly looked at the figure of the princess from a distance, blushing and having a thick neck!

Liszt was so frightened that he didn't even dare to return to his tent, and even took the initiative to apply to investigate the enemy's situation.

In the end, the little princess took advantage of Lance.

Thinking about it now, Lance felt quite sorry for him.

So I took out the magic photo crystal and prepared to record the first wedding of this innocent old virgin.

When the time comes, package this video and send it to Dragon Island to give Liszt’s red dragon girlfriend a birthday surprise!

Stock up on snacks!Stock up on snacks!

When she gets back, she will ask Lilina to buy all the snacks on West Street, and she will have an ultimate happy day party with her old comrades!

And when Princess Cecilia's soft body, exuding the fragrance of tulips, slowly came to Liszt.

The tall and straight figure of our beloved City Lord Liszt suddenly froze in place.