Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

At this time, a cool evening breeze blew by, causing Cecilia's long golden hair to flutter.

The bloody setting sun coated Cecilia's holy body in a wedding dress with a bright red halo.

All the guests present held their breaths and widened their eyes to witness this historic scene.

Just at this exciting moment.

Lance, who was holding the photo stone in his hand and looking excited, suddenly felt silence between heaven and earth.

All the sounds disappeared, and even time seemed to have stood still.

"You actually used the realm of a demigod to escape from marriage?"

In this stagnation, Lance's lips were trembling, and he pointed at Liszt and said with a heartbroken expression.

"Lance, you have to help me, you know I'm not good at dealing with this kind of thing."

Seeing Cecilia's smile frozen on her face, Liszt slowly turned around.

Spreading his hands towards Lance, he said with a wry smile.

"What's wrong with Princess Cecilia! She's a beautiful person with a kind heart, and a comfortable home. If she marries her, she'll definitely be a prosperous husband!"

"She is too scheming and not suitable for me. Besides, I already have someone in my heart."

"So what are you going to do with this mess?"

Lance pointed at Princess Cecilia’s beautiful figure and said:

"You are more experienced in dealing with women. It's up to you."

"What do you mean by this? What do you mean I am more experienced? It sounds like I am a scumbag who plays with the feelings of beautiful women!"

Hearing Lance's rebuttal, Liszt's face showed a look of shock and confusion.

"Is not it?"

"Ha ha!"

When Lance saw his expression, he felt angry and raised his fist to give Liszt a love blow.

Unable to move his heart, Lance punched Liszt on the left eye and shouted angrily:

"I see you are itchy!"

The two had a scuffle in the stagnant hall, and a few seconds later.

Due to his reduced strength, Lance was successfully pushed to the ground by Liszt.

"Stop! I admit defeat, I admit defeat!"

Lance shouted as he dropped to the ground and slapped his palms on the ground.

It's not that Lance isn't strong, but that Liszt is too insidious.

At this time, he was sitting on Lance's waist, holding his thighs up with his hands.

"It's broken! It's broken! Okay, okay, I'll help you find a way. I'm so blessed that I don't know how lucky I am."

"If only 20 years ago, this girl would still be worthy of you, really!"

A circle of strange fluctuations passed by, and Cecilia's long golden hair fell down.

On her beautiful face, her light gray eyes blinked twice in confusion.

Something seemed to have happened just now, maybe it was an illusion.

Thinking of this, Cecilia showed a sweet smile on her face and was about to step forward to hold Liszt's arm.

"Stop! Princess Cecilia, since you are going to marry into our Glory City, you must abide by the rules of our Glory City."

A handsome young priest suddenly came over.

He held a white-covered Bible of Light in his arms, with a harmonious smile on his face, giving people a feeling of spring breeze.

Others would develop a liking for him just by seeing his handsome face, and Cecilia was no exception.

Although Lance appeared very unexpectedly and was rudely sandwiched between the two, making it impossible for Cecilia to hold Liszt's arm.

But looking at this spring-like smile, Cecilia suppressed the anger in her heart and showed a gentle smile.

"As it should be, are you, Father Edward?"

"No, I am the most respected Father Lance in Glory City, and I am responsible for officiating this wedding."

"First of all, as a good and virtuous wife, you should stand on the left side of the groom and not on the right."

"Different from the position of men on the left and women on the right in Gulambeer, men in Glory City must stand up at the wedding to protect the bride from being snatched away by others."

"The bride stands on the left hand side of the groom. In addition to showing humility and surrender, once a love rival appears, the groom can immediately draw his sword to fight him off."

Lance said with a smile, Glory City does have this custom.

However, this is because when Glory City was newly built, there were more men than women, so there were often bloody scenes where several men competed for one woman.

After a large number of refugees returned to their hometowns, Glory City had not seen such a show of bride-grabbing for seven or eight years.

"Thank you Father Lance for the reminder."

Princess Cecilia nodded and moved to Liszt's left side obediently.

"Also, the bride has to wear a veil to symbolize youth and purity. After the wedding is completed, the groom personally lifts the veil, which represents the beginning of a new life for the two of them."

When Glory City was newly built, a large number of rough guys who had stayed in the military camp for several years were left behind.

Three years after joining the army, a sow competed with Diao Chan.

As soon as there was a wedding, these bastards would squeeze in as hard as they could, making the bride's eyes turn green with envy.

For the sake of safety, the brides put on their veils together.

But I didn't expect that the face covering would actually bring everyone's average appearance closer.

Some ordinary-looking girls will add a bit of hazy beauty out of thin air by wearing veils, and this custom has been passed down.

Cecilia also heard a little bit about this, so she did not refuse and put on the veil handed over by Lance.

But what Lance didn't expect was.Princess Cecilia after putting on her veil.

It actually added a bit of intoxicating haziness to the already peerless appearance.

Like light clouds covering the moon, like snow mist flying flowers, this girl can be ranked among the top ten in the world!

"Fortunately I didn't take advantage of that brat Liszt!"

"This is?"

Cecilia looked at the huge wine glass on the tray in front of her with doubts in her eyes.

"This is a cup of wine, and the couple must drink it up in one gulp. It symbolizes the lifelong love between the two people, and not a drop will be spilled."

"Remember, drink it all in one gulp without spilling a drop!"

Looking at the wine glass, which was larger than a bowl, Cecilia had a look of hesitation in her eyes.

But seeing that Liszt had already raised the wine glass first, Cecilia had no choice but to pick up the wine glass.

The wine is an attractive clear green color and exudes a strange fruity aroma.

It is sweet in the mouth and lingers on the lips and teeth, making Cecilia feel warm all over.

"Cough cough!"

After drinking the wine, Cecilia turned the glass upside down and showed it to the guests.

Amidst the applause, a seductive blush appeared on her beautiful white neck.

"It tastes good. What kind of wine is this?"

Cecilia put the wine glass back on the tray and asked Liszt softly.

"This is the supreme wine, the liquid of life, given to Lord Liszt by the former Elf Prince.

"It is brewed with the legendary water of life and has various magical effects."

"The liquid of life can beautify and anti-aging, nourish yin and yang, regulate the spleen and stomach, and also moisturize the intestines and relieve constipation!"

Looking at Father Lance's reassuring smile, Princess Cecilia didn't think much.

She took Liszt's arm, and amid the beautiful singing of the choir, the two walked onto the red carpet of the wedding venue together.