Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"As long as the wedding is completed, under the authority of Liszt, the status of the Quran royal family will be unshakable."

"Even when facing the empire and the orc kingdom, my father has the confidence to fight against them."

"And there are large areas of unowned land around Glory City. If they can all be unified and brought under the rule of Glory City, then."

"Gulu~, Gulu~."

Cecilia, who was walking on the red carpet with Liszt, suddenly felt something strange in her stomach.

She didn't notice it at first, but before she took a few steps, Cecilia felt her stomach start to hurt.

And this pain is not stomach pain, but caused by a strong urge to defecate.

Cecilia could only cross her legs and endure with all her strength.

Fortunately, Liszt was considerate and took the initiative to slow down, otherwise Cecilia would really not know what to do.

"Ah, what's going on? You've obviously gone to the toilet before."

"Lord Liszt, do you feel any discomfort in your body?"

Cecilia leaned closer to Liszt and asked softly.

"Really? I don't feel it."

Liszt pretended to be confused, pretending to understand.

"Princess Cecilia! Please watch your appearance!"

Hearing Lance's shout, Cecilia could only straighten up.

But the feeling of urination became more and more intense, and she could hardly bear it anymore.

"There's a reaction! There's a reaction!"

Seeing that Cecilia's left hand was already pressing on her lower abdomen, Lance opened the Holy Book of Light and gave Liszt a reassuring look.

Cecilia never thought that the red carpet of marriage would be so long, but Liszt's steps were still so slow.

After finally reaching Father Lance's desk, Cecilia quickly withdrew her right hand from Liszt's arm.

Then he put his right hand on the skirt and pinched his thigh flesh tightly.

"Ahem!"

Looking at Princess Cecilia's slightly trembling legs under her skirt, Lance smiled to himself.

He calmly opened the Holy Book of Light, cleared his throat and said slowly:

"In the beginning, the Creator God created the heaven and the earth. In the darkness and chaos, the first thing to appear was light..."

"Father, Father Lance!"

Cecilia bit her lip tightly, leaned closer and said:

"Father Lance, I feel a little uncomfortable. Can you skip this section and start the wedding vows directly?"

"How can that be done? This is against the rules. Also, Princess Cecilia! Please pay attention to your appearance!"

Princess Cecilia could only stand up straight, struggling to endure the influx of incest.

"Bear it. The longer you bear it, the more the medicine will be absorbed."

Lance smiled secretly in his heart and continued to read the Holy Book of Light slowly.

"Gulu-lu~Gulu-lu~Gulu! Lu!"

Cecilia pressed her abdomen with her left hand and pinched the flesh of her thigh with her right hand.

But she still couldn't stop the rush of enthusiasm that this desire brought to her!

Originally it was just a slight tremor in the calf, but now even the thigh began to tremble.

And her trembling legs also attracted the attention of many among the guests.

They looked at Princess Cecilia's trembling legs, whispered to each other, and talked about it.

Some of their eyes were curious, some were worried, some were excited, and some were playful!

The voices of the surrounding guests had reached Cecilia's ears, and she was ready to die.

As time passed, the gurgling in Cecilia's stomach became louder and more frequent.

If Liszt and Lance hadn't shown strange expressions next to her, Cecilia would have collapsed.

But she is no better now. At this time, Cecilia's pretty head is slightly raised, and her beautiful light gray eyes are dull and blurred.

The waist-length golden hair behind her swayed slowly.

The small mouth under her veil was slightly open, and she was breathing rapidly, trying to relieve herself from some pressure.

Her thighs were already bruised by her own pinching, but some things couldn't be controlled by will alone.

"No, if the bride leaves the wedding, it will be very rude and will arouse the anger of the groom and all the guests."

"Not to mention leaving for such a ridiculous reason, which will make the groom lose face."

"But if you can't bear it, what if you are in this holy wedding scene, under the gaze of the groom and all the guests...!"

"No! For the sake of my father, for the glory of Gulamber, and for the dignity of the royal family, I must persist!"

Even though Cecilia's consciousness was a little blurry, she still stood tall and tall.

Seeing that the wedding oaths were about to be taken, Liszt couldn't help but show a bit of anxiety in his eyes.

"Anxin, this is a fine wine I brewed myself. How can I not know its effects?"

Giving Liszt a reassuring look, looking at Cecilia's flat and slender belly, Lance couldn't help but feel a little hopeful.

After all, even if this liquid of life is drunk into the stomach, it will still continue to ferment!

"Eh~? Mom! Mom! Look, the bride's sister's belly is so big. Is she pregnant?"

Among the guests present was a little girl wearing a red dress.

At this time, she took out the super lollipop in her mouth, pointed at Cecilia's belly that had swelled at some point, and shouted loudly.

The little girl's voice was clear and innocent, and it suddenly drowned out the whispers of everyone, causing the hall to fall silent.

A beautiful woman rushed over and took the little girl away.

And in this eerie silence, Cecilia's breath froze.

Looking down, I saw that I was in pain of suppressing my urge to defecate.

Her own belly had swelled unconsciously. Although it was not big, it still had a conspicuous round bulge.

And at this shocking moment, Cecilia was already teetering on the edge of her limit.

Suddenly I felt a warm liquid leaking out from behind.

"Sorry to excuse you!"

Cecilia finally collapsed and fled the wedding hall.

"Princess Cecilia! The wedding is not over yet, don't leave, otherwise it will cancel the wedding!"

Lance picked up the Holy Book of Light and chased after him.

"I'm really sorry. There was something wrong with the wedding. Please go back. I will send someone to give you gifts later."

With that said, Liszt sent someone to stop Princess Cecilia's attendants, and followed Lance's footsteps to catch up.

As soon as Liszt left, everyone in the hall began to look at each other.

Some smart people probably guessed something and wanted to laugh.

But they all tried their best to hold it in. After all, they still had to hang out in Glory City, and Liszt had to give them face.

This made everyone feel very tired.

Suddenly, an old nobleman held his breath too hard.

He clutched his chest and made a "burp" sound, causing the guests present to panic.