Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Holy girl, holy girl!"

Outside the Fiery Lips Bar, Marina was standing in the crowd, quietly watching the fireworks in the sky.

A familiar voice came from behind, and Marina turned to look.

Villanse was sneaking around, standing behind a snowman and waving to her.

In order to hide herself, she even wore a black cotton hat to cover her striking blond hair.

Marina walked over, looked her up and down, and asked a little funny:

"Magical girl, why are you hiding here?"

"Oh, you're afraid someone will spank you, hahaha!"

"Nonsense! I'm not afraid of him?"

Villanse quietly poked his head out and took a look, confirming that Lance was not among the crowd.

Then he breathed a long sigh of relief, pulled Marina and said mysteriously:

"Saint Girl, I found an interesting place. How about we go exploring together?"

"Going to the City Lord's Mansion again? I'm more familiar with it than you are, so I won't go there!"

Seeing Marina's lack of interest, Villanse quickly said:

"This time it's not the City Lord's Mansion. Come over here and I'll tell you quietly!"

"When I came over, I saw something glowing in the house of the big devil Lance!"

"There must be a treasure hidden in there!"

"Ah, stealing something? I won't go!"

Marina curled her lips and said:

"Mom says those who steal are bad kids, and Uncle Lance will be angry!"

"It's not about stealing, it's about exploring!"

"Think about it, the big devil Lance never lets us go to his house to play!"

"Aren't you curious about what his home is like?"

Seeing Marina's intention, Villanse quickly added fire and said:

"The righteous holy girl and the magical girl join forces to explore the castle of the great demon Lance!"

"Isn't this what we agreed yesterday?"

"But!"

"But when we went there yesterday, he didn't let us in at all, right?"

"So mysterious? There must be a secret!"

"Maybe there are innocent children hidden inside, ah! Lance eats children!"

Seeing Villanse's exaggerated performance, Marina rolled her eyes and said:

"Uncle Lance won't eat children, but I'm actually quite curious about what his family is like?"

"but."

"No buts!"

Villanse grabbed Marina's shoulders and said:

"Sisterly love is deep! Do you want to watch me fall into a devil's cave for the sake of justice?"

"Are you going to watch me as a magical girl?"

"Were you imprisoned by the great demon king Lance and tortured? You are a holy girl!"

"But Uncle Lance won't go back today, he has no one at home."

After hearing Marina's words, Villanse asked excitedly:

"Really? Then his two maids are not here either?"

"Well, Sister Lilina and Sister Julia are both here!"

"Aren't they going back tonight?"

"Yeah, Uncle Lance said he would take everyone to an unobstructed party, but he didn't let me participate! Angry!"

"What a God-given opportunity! Oh no! I mean, justice will prevail!"

Hearing this, Villanse suppressed the joy in her heart and continued to cheer Marina on:

"Think about how evil the big devil Lance is! Not only did he spank you, he also snatched your lollipop!"

"And tonight, it's time for us to come back with revenge!"

"Let the righteous holy girl and the righteous magical girl occupy the devil's cave of the great devil Lance!"

Marina didn't want to sleep, so she ran out. At this time, under Villanse's constant persuasion.

Her heart was already greatly moved!

"Okay! Let's go!"

"Okay, operation code name, justice will prevail! Let's charge!"

With that said, Villanse pulled Marina and ran towards Lance's house.

“It’s New Year’s Eve, is Father Lance still preaching?”

Sofia, who came back from the Cathedral of Light, felt a little disappointed.

According to the nuns at the church, Father Lance can only be seen in the church on Sundays.

At other times, Father Lance traveled around Glory City preaching and spreading doctrines.

Build up virtue and do good deeds among the poor people, and bring them light and justice!

When she thought of this, Sophia felt a strong sense of admiration and reverence for Father Lance.

Along the way, Father Lance must have slept in the open and worked hard day and night, right?

It's a pity that the scarf I knitted for him was not delivered in time.

The bag on Sophia's arm contained a white wool scarf.

She knitted it stitch by stitch while she was recuperating at home!

Thinking of her embarrassment that day, Sophia felt regretful in her heart!

Father Lance just made a little joke with himself.

Why did I faint so uselessly!

Later, after asking the nuns, I found out that the reason for taking a bath in the holy hot spring bath was with Father Lance.

It's because Father Lance wants to use all his strength to perform light magic.

Let the water in the bath be filled with light elements, otherwise how can it be called a holy bath?

I heard that after soaking, the skin will become more supple and smooth.

All the worries in the heart will be forgotten and become peaceful, serene, full of happiness and joy.

There are many nuns who want to get involved, but they don’t have the chance.

Looking at the nun's envious eyes, Sophia could only curse herself for being stupid!

Why do I have to think about such holy things in unhealthy ways?

The nun curiously asked Sophia what it felt like to soak in the holy hot spring bath.

But after drinking a lot of water, how could she remember?

I can only deal with it by making a hahaha, and then run away.

Regret it!Regret it!

Such a perfect place, such an ambiguous atmosphere.

Why didn't she be bolder and take the initiative to express her love to Father Lance?

With his figure and good looks, he still managed to charm Father Lance.

In that case, my life-long matter will be solved!

Father Lance is not only handsome and tall, but also young and wealthy.

He is also a strong man in the golden glory level!

You know, the offspring born to Lance can inherit the power of his bloodline!

As soon as a child is born, his starting point is much higher than that of others!

"Bah, bah, bah! What are you thinking about?"

"Father Lance doesn't know whether he likes you or not, yet you are so anxious to give birth to a child! How shameless!"

Sofia patted her face gently to wake herself up.

"My skin feels really better than before!"

"But I heard from the nun that I was rescued by Father Lance after just soaking for a short time!"

"If I could take a good soak for a few hours, wouldn't I become more beautiful?"

"How could I miss such a good opportunity?"

"How about asking Father Lance to work harder and let's have another dip?"

"But how can I let people speak! Oh my God!"

While Sophia was distressed, she suddenly spotted the street in the distance.

There are two short figures wearing gangster hoods.

They were clumsily climbing up the wall and then rolled into the yard of a house.