Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Ouch!"

When Marina jumped off the wall, she lost her balance and fell to the ground.

"Be careful!"

Villanse quickly helped Marina up and patted the snow on her body.

"Magical girl, why do we wear such ugly hoods!"

"Mom said only bad people wear hoods like this!"

There are three small holes in the black hood, which just expose the eyes and mouth.

Marina doesn't like it no matter what.

"You don't understand, this is called atmosphere!"

"No further nonsense, let's go in first!"

The two young gangsters looked at each other and then walked towards the door of the big house.

Villanse twisted the doorknob and pushed hard, but the door didn't budge.

"Look, I said it must be locked! Who doesn't lock the door when they go out!"

"Let's go back. Mom will be anxious if she can't see me!"

Marina estimated the time, it was already early in the morning, and she couldn't help but retreat.

You shouldn't have listened to Villanse and run away!

Go back now, maybe the party isn't over yet.

If she waits for the party to end, her mother will find that she cannot be found.

He will definitely be spanked, and maybe even mixed doubles by Uncle Lance.

"We are already at the door, how can we retreat!"

"Besides, I'm already prepared!"

As he spoke, Villanse mysteriously took out a small piece of wire from his pocket.

"Aren't you afraid of getting stabbed in the thigh? Also, when did you learn to pick locks?"

Marina looked at Villanse in surprise, looking like you are so awesome.

"I've known it since I was a child! My sister always locks all the family's money in a small box."

"Then I'll take a piece of wire and push it open! Just push it and it'll open!"

Villanse said proudly.

"Wow, it's so awesome. Is it true?"

Seeing that Marina didn't quite believe it, Villanse said confidently:

"Just look at it!"

As he spoke, Villanse put the wire into the keyhole and stirred it under Marina's curious eyes.

"Crack!"

When the door was locked, a faint magical light flashed through, and the wire that stretched in broke directly inside.

"Tch, lie!"

Marina was disappointed.

"No way, wait a minute, I'll pry out the inner part first!"

"What kind of broken wire is this? It will break as soon as you poke it!"

Just when Villanse was anxious, a note suddenly floated down from above.

"The key is under the mat."

"What did you say?"

Seeing that Villanse was immersed in picking the door lock, he didn't hear what she said clearly.

Marina had no choice but to repeat it again:

"The note says the key is under the mat!"

At this time, Villanse just happened to pry out the broken piece of wire inside.

"Where did the note come from?"

Villanse asked curiously.

"It floated down from above."

The two looked up and saw that it was empty and there was nothing.

"I know, it must have floated down from the door beam!"

"Butler Howard does that all the time."

"Because I was afraid of losing the key while carrying it with me, I hid the key near the door."

"But Lance actually has to write a reminder to himself. His memory is really bad, hahahaha!"

"Mat, mat? Under our feet!"

With that said, Villanse found a dark purple key from under the mat in front of the door.

"Hahaha! I'm so smart!"

"Well, this key seems a bit big? Can you fit it in?"

Marina looked at the size of the key and said a little doubtfully.

"It seems, it's not too different."

Villanse compared the sizes and said:

"What the hell? Stuff it in first and then talk!"

With that said, Villanse put the key in and turned it.

door, open!

"Haha, I knew it! True love! I'm coming!"

Villanse's expression was very excited. Ever since she saw the huge ruby, she had wanted it in her dreams!

The dazzling brilliance made her dream about it!

That bastard Lance clearly promised to give it to her!

As a result, I took advantage and got a spanking!

But Lance said he would give it to her when she grows up!

How about coaxing the kids?It was obvious that he wanted to regret it!

Since Lance is unkind, don't blame her for being unjust!

Secretly take away the heart of true love and leave Lance dumb!

Anyway, Lance promised to give it to her, and now she just wants to get her private property back!

But the deterrent effect of spanking is still very great, so Villanse considered it carefully.

I decided to drag Marina on the pirate ship too!

If they were discovered, the same two people would be spanked.

You can save yourself a lot of blows. This is called risk sharing!

As soon as the door opened, Villanse rushed in.

"Wow! So many gold coins! Hearts of true love! Two! Three!"

"It's all mine, haha! It's all mine!"

"Magical girl, wait for me!"

Marina looked around and saw that it was dark inside. How could there be any gold coins or hearts of true love?

But after hearing Villanse's voice getting further and further away, Marina still couldn't bear to leave her alone.

"Saint Girl, you can do it, come on!"

Marina clenched her little fists, cheered herself up, and then bravely walked in.

"Wow! So many cakes!"

"Lollipop! So big!"

The door closed gently, as if nothing had happened.

A few seconds later, Sophia rushed outside the wall with a small bag on her shoulders.

He climbed up the wall quickly and looked intently into the yard.

As for the small ladder standing next to it, it’s a joke!Would she need that?

"Hey, I can pick locks very quickly! I'm very skilled in the business!"

Sofia jumped into the yard, stood up and walked towards the door.

"I told you, it turns out that the owner of the house put the key in the door but didn't pull it out!"

"It seems that we need to strengthen the promotion of three preventions in the future. Everyone's awareness of anti-theft is also very poor!"

"The purple key is quite beautiful."

"But it's not as pretty as my pink key."

Sophia turned the key, opened the door and walked in.

As for vigilance, what a joke!

With her peak bronze strength, she still has to be wary of two mere thieves?

If she could overturn in a place like this, then she would change her name to Yafiso tomorrow!

"Lan! Father Lance, why are you here?"

Sofia looked at Father Lance's gentle smile and felt her heart melt.

"Because this is my home, why are you here?"

Father Lance put down the pen he was copying from the Holy Book of Light and asked in surprise.

"Oh, um, I saw a thief coming in!"

Sofia explained stutteringly.

"Oh, they are just two little thieves. I have already knocked them unconscious."

"When you leave later, just take them away."

A warm smile appeared on Father Lance's face, he pointed to the chair in front of him and said:

"Since we're here, let's chat for a while."

"Would you like coffee or tea?"

"Father Lance, he is very gentle."

Sofia sat opposite Father Lance, with a shy blush on her cold face.

The door behind her was quietly closed at some point.