Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Pfft, look how scared you are!"

Karina rolled her eyes at Lance and retracted her legs from Lance's arms.

"I'm going to let you go today. You're like this, but you still want to attract beauties from all races in the world?"

"Don't die in bed like that old king Machiro, hahahaha!"

"Shit? Can a demigod and a gold have the same physique?"

Lance picked up a piece of stir-fried pork loin and stuffed it into his mouth, and said angrily:

"Isn't it just that he is two levels higher than me because of his strength, and his recovery and durability are better than mine?"

"When I become a demigod, there will be times when you kneel down and beg for mercy!"

"Okay, then I'll wait!"

Karina lowered her head and adjusted her hip-covering skirt, then stood up and left.

After untying her knot, Karina finally took off her obstructive robe and put on the OL uniform designed by Lance himself.

Paired with black stockings and high heels, she looks like a strong business woman.

It feels completely different. Lance likes the temptation of uniforms the most!

By the way, Karina is actually a virgin!

Looking at the blood stains on the sheets, Lance was really shocked.

It turns out that Lance’s cheap cousin actually likes men!

So the two of them never slept together.

Marina, on the other hand, is just the child that Karina adopted from the Witch Clan out of frustration.

All members of the Witch Clan are female, and they can reproduce within the same sex.

But in any ethnic group, there will be some promiscuous guys.

If there are scumbag men, there will inevitably be scumbag girls, and how can scumbag girls take care of their own children?

If you accidentally become pregnant, the baby will be born.

She would leave him at the home of someone he knew as a witch, and then run away.

At this time, the unlucky witch had only two choices, either to raise the child.

Or, send it to the clan to see who is willing to adopt it. In short, abandonment is absolutely not allowed.

Even that scumbag used an excuse to help take care of her for two days.

And Marina was adopted by Karina in this way, and was treated by Karina as her biological daughter.

Karina had only had knots in her heart because she had been married before.

It wasn't a big deal, and Lance never cared about that.

Otherwise, Lance wouldn't be able to comfort the princesses and princesses on the demon-slaying battlefield.

When I picked up my pants afterwards, I couldn’t even remember my name!

But what troubles Lance now is that Karina actually knows the taste after eating the marrow!

He was crying and crying before, but now he pesters me every night.

It was so bad that Lance couldn't change his vest and went to find Sophia to be happy!

Last time, after Sophia drowned in the bathtub, she was raised at home for more than half a month before she recovered.

Hearing that she had returned to work in the past two days, Lance felt extremely itchy!

"Then, I'll wash the dishes!"

When Robert saw Lance put down his chopsticks and picked up a tissue to wipe his mouth, he quickly stood up and started clearing away the dishes.

After half a month in jail, this guy became much more diligent.

Yes, if Lance hadn't established the relationship.

Robert was released on bail with money, but he didn't know how long he would be imprisoned.

I lost a lot of weight in prison, and I ate and drank a lot during this time.

Not only did it fill out, but my chin was also rounded!

I heard that in the police station, I was starved for 32 times in [-] days, and then beaten [-] times.

He deserved it, who allowed him to act like a hero in front of Sophia.

He admitted all the crimes that those women had accused him of.

Many times, Lance couldn't figure out his brain circuitry at all.

But he can't be a civil servant in the empire anyway, so it's okay to have some bad records on his file.

I hope that after this ordeal, Robert will come to a complete realization and change his past mistakes.

Lance originally wanted him to go to Torun to raise pigs.

But after Toren left.

Lance looked at the golden boar, which was as long as an elephant, and then at Robert, whose strength was barely considered black iron.

Let's forget it, lest the golden boar doesn't have enough to eat and chews it like a brittle bone.

Then Julia had to cry to death.

Except for the few pregnant sows that Lance sent to the city lord's mansion as mascots.

All the other golden boars were bled one by one by Lance.

After picking out the biggest ones, Lance called over to the veterans of Glory City.

The rest was disemboweled, divided and taken away.

Think of it as a New Year's gift from Torun to all his comrades.

As for Robert's arrangement.

Lance looked at the four-story Flaming Lips Tavern and decisively dismissed the two aunties and cleaners he had previously hired.

An area of ​​several thousand square meters needs to be swept and mopped three times a day.

Plus dumping garbage, wiping tables and chairs and other chores.

Robert is so busy every day that he doesn't even have time to go to the toilet.

After the daily fatigue has exhausted his energy, I believe that Robert will not have any bad thoughts again.

As for Robert's salary, Lance generously gave him a high salary of five silver coins, which rose to six silver coins three years later.

In this way, he can save at least five gold coins a year.

As long as he works for Lance for 20 years, he will be able to save a huge sum of one hundred gold coins to buy a house and marry a wife!

"No, no, no, put it down, put it down!"

Seeing that Robert was about to clear away the dishes, Lance raised his hand to stop him.

Then he stepped forward and patted his shoulder and said:

"Young man is very hard-working. It's a good thing to have a job!"

"I'll tell you secretly, I'm actually very optimistic about you!"

"As long as you work for 20 years, I guarantee you to earn a hundred gold coins!"

"Boss, is this true?"

Robert said excitedly after hearing this.

You know, in a lot of families he knew.

The family worked hard all their lives and could only save a family fortune of seventy or eighty gold coins at most.

"Julia is right, this kid has never been to elementary school!"

Lance sighed secretly, pressed his shoulder hard and said:

"Of course, why should I lie to you?"

"The company is lucky to have such a good employee like you!"

"Well, today is New Year's Eve, so you can take a break and celebrate with other employees!"

"Keep it up! If you do a good job, I'll promote you to manager!"

"Thank you boss for your cultivation! I will definitely work hard!"

Robert bowed deeply to Lance and said with great emotion:

"Boss, you are my noble person, I will definitely remember your kindness to me!"

"It's easy to talk, let's go!"

After watching Robert leave, Lance curled his fingers at Lilina and said:

"Lilina, pour the food on the table, and then master and I will set off the fireworks."

"Ah! But Master, Sister Cecilia hasn't eaten yet."

Hearing Lilina's question, Lance said nonchalantly:

"Don't worry about her! It took eight hours to wash the carpet! She's so lazy!"

"Every day, she eats more and does less, and she always snitches on her. It's against her!"

"Tell the cooks not to cook her food at night from now on!"

"Wouldn't it be better to save the food and send it to the city lord's mansion to feed the pigs?"

"Boss, it seems that he doesn't like Cecilia! So don't I?"

Outside the hall is Robert who has returned.

He hid behind the door and listened carefully to the voices inside.

I don't know what he thought of, but Robert's expression suddenly became excited!