Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

On December 523, 12 in the Guangming calendar of the mainland, the 1-year-old king of the Kingdom of Machiro.

After a full four hours of fighting with three beautiful belly dancers.

He died suddenly at 45:[-] that night.

Since the old king did not designate an heir during his lifetime, all the princes ignored his corpse and attacked each other with their armor on!

Before the old king's body had cooled down, the palace was filled with blood.

The old king's beloved concubine is the most beautiful woman in the Kingdom of Machiro.

Helen Cathaway was also split in half by a giant ax due to the fight between the two princes.

If she were just a woman with an ordinary family background, then this kind of wasteful behavior would be regrettable for at most two days.

But unfortunately, her brother is a powerful general who guards the border fortress and is confronting the orc army.

After receiving the news of his sister's death, he surrendered without saying a word.

Subsequently, the Wolf Cavalry Regiment and the Centaur Legion marched in and occupied the entire Kingdom of Machiro on December 523, 12.

As for the princes vying for the throne, except for the little prince who fled to the empire to seek political asylum.

All others were executed for treason and patricide.

On December 523, 12, the Kingdom of Machiro held a referendum.

Under the bloody scimitar of the Wolf Cavalry, 90.00% of the voters supported the merger of the two countries.

On December 523, 12, the Kingdom of Machiro, located in the northeastern corner of the mainland, perished.

This matter is of strategic significance to the Orc Kingdom.

As for Machiro Province, in order to celebrate the unification of the Orc Kingdom in the north.

Just the number of dancers being dragged to the Orc King's capital was loaded into more than 30 carts.

December 523, 12, the day after the fall of the Kingdom of Machiro.

Because the old king of the Kingdom of Karega intends to change the successor.

The throne was seized by Prince Anson Dowding, who killed his father!

As the patron state of the Kingdom of Karega, the Empire severely condemned this act and sent a large army to conquer it.

Under the strong pressure of the empire, Prince Anson Dowding chose to seek asylum in the Elf Kingdom.

Therefore, when the imperial army arrived at the capital of Kalega, it had already been taken over by the elven army.

After a friendly and eager discussion between the two parties.

The imperial army returned to the empire with the plundered population and wealth.

On December 523, 12, the Kingdom of Karega became a vassal state of the Elf Kingdom and was fully taken over by the Elf Kingdom.

The frightened King Anson Dowding was sent to the Elf Forest for recuperation.

It is said that King Anson Dowding was so haunted by the Elf Forest that he cried bitterly while holding the hand of the Elf Prince.

No matter what, I have to recuperate in the Elf Forest for 50 to [-] years before going back.

Then the Elf Prince put his arm around his shoulders and said enthusiastically.

Since he likes it here so much, he might as well not go back.

The hospitable elves are willing to treat him here to eat and drink for free for the rest of his life.

Not only was he given a big house for free, but the location of the cemetery was also chosen for him. I asked him if he was touched!

Then King Anson Dowding cried even louder!

On December 523, 12 of the Continental Light Calendar, the Kingdom of St. John and the Kingdom of St. Paul bordered the Kingdom of Light.

They sent envoys one after another to come to the Pope, crying and shouting that they also wanted to merge into the Kingdom of Light.

The Pope first angrily rebuked, saying that the Theocracy of Light loves peace.and sternly rejected them.

Then the princes of the two countries knelt before the Pope and begged.

He was once again rejected with righteous words by His Majesty the Great Pope.

But what people didn’t expect was that in the afternoon.

The princes of the two countries actually ran over again.

He also brought two crowns and the abdication decrees of the two kings.

The Pope originally wanted to refuse, but was surprised to find out.

These two crowns actually resonated with the ecclesiastical crown on my head!

For a moment, the light bloomed, and the hall was like daylight.

"This is the will of the God of Light!"

The Pope exclaimed, fell in front of the statue of the God of Light and burst into tears, and readily agreed to the request of the two princes.

On that day, the Kingdom of St. John and the Kingdom of St. Paul were merged into the Theocracy of Light.

On December 523, 12 in the Guangming calendar of the mainland, the empire conquered the 29-strong army of the Highland Kingdom.

Under the severe cold weather and a flood of attacks from the highlanders, the entire army was wiped out.

The border between the two countries was littered with the naked and frozen corpses of imperial soldiers.

On December 523, 12, after the empire covered up the matter for a day.

This matter still spread throughout the entire continent at a terrifying speed.

The crystal communication hubs in various regions have been overwhelmed by the huge amount of information and have stopped functioning.

The countries in the mainland suddenly discovered that this empire seemed to only look powerful.

It doesn't seem to be as intimidating as it appears.

In any case, if the empire cannot conquer the Highland Kingdom as soon as possible after the New Year.

Then all the countries in the mainland will want to tear off a piece of fat from the empire.

You know, the empire is a rich and vast land.

And those hundreds of millions of people, who can bring a lot of tax revenue, have been coveted by all countries for a long time!

December 523st, 12rd year of the Chinese Guangming Calendar, is the day before the New Year.

"Pfft! What the hell is the empire doing?"

In the top floor lobby of the Flaming Lips Bar, Lance slapped the newspaper on the dining table and sneered:

"Look at what the Imperial Military Affairs Department has done."

"The soldiers don't even have winter clothes, so they dare to pull up to the plateau! You can't even stretch your fingers and you still want to hold the sword?"

"It's a pity that the legendary legion commander is gone. I met him during the Demon Slayer War."

"He was a good young man. I didn't expect that he would die here!"

"This is the empire's logistics, it can trick the legend to death, damn!"

"It's not necessarily all a matter of logistics, it's not what the newspapers say."

"Did we encounter a blizzard that only happens once in a hundred years, causing the severe cold weather?"

After hearing Karina's rebuttal, Lance sneered and said:

"If you have long hair and short knowledge, the Highlanders won't be afraid of the cold if you wear it together, right?"

"Actually, they are most afraid of the cold. I haven't seen them wrapped up like a bear in the summer."

"Sixty thousand against twenty thousand, the empire wouldn't lose even if it was spanked."

"It's because the logistics didn't keep up that we lost so miserably."

"I've said it many times, logistics! Logistics can determine the outcome of a war!"

"Okay, stop with your long talk!"

Karina, who was sitting next to Lance, secretly took off her shoes.

Then he put those long black stocking legs in Lance's arms.

I saw Karina, gently pushing Lance's waist with her silk feet and asking:

"Then I would like to ask the wise military strategist Sir Lance, are your logistics prepared for today?"

Looking at Karina who was glowing recently, she looked so charming and silky.

Lance felt a chill in his heart.

"Well, I'll drink some chicken soup to replenish my body."

"Lilina! Pass me the plate of pork kidneys. Master, I love eating that lately!"