Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Little red baby, come home with me! My stable is big and spacious!"

"And my nest is soft and warm. It's very comfortable to sleep on!"

On the horse-tethering post outside the courtyard, the white stallion grinned and said with two golden front teeth.

In order to let him attract little red horses, Lance bought him back from the police station and let them develop feelings for each other whenever he had the chance.

Lance was really nice to it. Seeing that it had no incisors and it was inconvenient to eat grass, he specially gave it two golden incisors.

Of course, the tooth was just brass plated with gold powder, but Lance lied to it and said it was gold.

This stallion is so precious that he will close his mouth tightly when he sees people.

Afraid of being seen by some bastard who was interested in making money, he snatched its front teeth away.

"Little red baby, look at my teeth, they are gold!"

The stallion stuck out his tongue, licked his front teeth and said:

"If you follow me, you will definitely live a good life! Just follow me!"

"Dear little red baby, I fell in love with you at first sight, I, I can't bear it anymore, I'm here!"

The stallion leaned over and wanted to kiss the little red horse on the side.

The little red horse looked at it with vigilance and disgust, and walked to the side away from it.

Due to the limited length of the rope, the tied stallion could not reach the little red horse.

Love is right in front of you, only a horse's head away.

But the distance between the horses' heads cruelly separated the two horses.

"Oh! No! God! Why are you so cruel!"

The stallion struggled hard in excitement.

Then I felt the restraints on my body loosen, and a feeling of freedom suddenly came to my heart.

The stallion looked back and saw that the rope that tied the horse was only loosely tied, and it broke free with force.

After thinking about all this, the stallion's heart suddenly surged with endless gratitude.

Since Lance is so reliable, it naturally cannot fall behind.

If you don't take advantage of this great opportunity today, take down the little red horse in front of you and cook the raw rice into cooked rice.

Then it is a gelding!It will despise itself for the rest of its life!

"Hey, hey, little mare! You can't run away!"

"唏唷唷唷!"

The little red horse shivered in fear when it saw it breaking free, but it couldn't break free of the tie rope.

"Just scream! Just scream! Even if your throat is broken by screaming! No one will come to save you, hahaha!"

The stallion wandered proudly behind the little red pony, like a cat playing with a mouse.

It can be said that its appearance is handsome, and it belongs to the kind of tall horse with good pedigree.

Under normal circumstances, it would not be a big deal to let Villanse take her pony and breed it.

But the problem is that the little red horse is only a little over a year old and can't even speak clearly. It is a proper young horse.

And the height is less than half of the stallion. I don’t know why the stallion is so impatient.

This is not common sense at all. After all, horses are seasonal animals.

From March to July every year, the pasture is at its most fertile.It is also the best breeding time for horses.

Moreover, mating must be between mature stallions and mares.

But this stallion seems to be in heat all year round.

And I am interested in young horses. I don’t know who I learned it from.

Lance was confused about this too, but what confused him even more.

Every night this stallion would toss around in the stable for a while, and then suddenly become quiet.

I don’t know what a stallion can do in a grass nest.

If he hadn't promised to find a warm stable for the stallion, Lance would have considered gelding it.

After all, a gelded horse will become much docile and will concentrate on eating grass to fatten itself up.

And the lovely Lilina has already bought the tools for gelding.

As soon as Lance gave the order, she took Julia and started to do it together.

This stallion in heat is tossing around in the stable every night, disturbing everyone's sleep!

"I advise you to think about it carefully. It will be good for everyone if you follow me! Otherwise!"

The stallion slowly stepped forward and tentatively kissed the little red horse's mouth, but was kicked back by it.

"Very good! Very good! Since you don't want to eat it when it's soft, I'll give it a hard one!"

The stallion raised its hoof and pressed directly on it. How could the little red horse support its weight? It was directly pressed to the ground.

Just when the stallion was riding on the little red horse, it was about to show its majesty.

The door to the courtyard was pushed open, and a petite figure staggered out.

The "snap" sound when the courtyard door was pushed open made the stallion tremble in fright and turned his head to look.

Lance just came out of the yard and threw Villanse to the ground with a flying swoop.

"Hey, hey, little loli, you can't run away now!"

"Bad uncle! Span her ass! Span her ass! Take off her pants and spank her!"

Marina ran out of the yard excitedly and fanned the flames nearby.

Then out of the corner of her eye, she seemed to see something extraordinary.

Marina pointed at the two horses that were stacked on top of each other and struggling desperately and asked:

"Bad uncle! What do you think they are doing?"

Lance turned around and met the white stallion's eyes.

Why do you feel that the scenes and actions on both sides are so similar?

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward. Villanse slapped Lance and shouted:

"What a pervert! Mr. Goldfish! Why are you pressing on me? Get up!"

Lance coughed twice and got up from Villanse's body solemnly.

"Well, you continue and we won't interrupt you!"

After saying that, Lance picked up Villanse and walked into the yard.

"Don't look at the children, they will get needle eyes!"

Lance walked up to Marina and took her little hand into the yard.

At the end, he suddenly stuck his head out and said to the white stallion:

"Well, you continue, just pretend we never came out!"

With that said, Lance closed the courtyard door tightly.

After the stallion took a deep breath, he felt himself getting excited again.

"Little mare, just obey me. You are so weak, there is no point in resisting!"

"The more you struggle, the more excited I get hehehehe!"

"唏唷唷唛唛!"

At this time, Villanse in the yard had already reacted.

Just listen to her scream with shame and anger in that clear childish voice:

"Ah! God! What are you doing with that broken horse of yours?"

The sudden harsh sound made the white stallion's legs tremble.

"Let me go! Why are you holding me?"

"I'm going to save my little red! Let go! Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude!"

"You're still not letting me go, are you? I'll fight you! I'll bite you to death!"

"Hiss! You are a dog! Open your mouth quickly! It hurts! It hurts!"

The stallion feels a little unwell, but his dream is right in front of him, so how can he be allowed to shrink back?

Thinking of this, it took a few deep breaths, adjusted itself, and was about to start.

"Boom!"

A loud bang like thunder sounded in the yard!

That naked body full of wildness and fitness leaps high into the sky!

"Moo! I'm back!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!"

The stallion, who was at the critical moment, was frightened by him.

I just felt a chill coming from my tailbone and running down my spine straight into my mind.

Immediately afterwards, a deep feeling of weakness and exhaustion emerged from the depths of the soul and filled its entire body.

The stallion glanced down at the shy and angry little red pony underneath him.

He looked up again and saw the warm sun in the sky.

Two lines of clear tears slowly flowed down from the stallion's eyes.

It doesn't work anymore!