Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Ha! I want to be a magical girl!"

"Ha! I want to become a holy girl!"

In Torun Mansion, two little lolita, Villanse and Marina, were playing wildly in the snowy yard.

Villanse picked up a ball of snow and sprinkled it on Marina's head:

"Look at my magical girl's snow mist attack!"

"Snow baby! Come on!"

Marina also pinched the snowball and fought back, but because of her small stature.

Even small hands can’t hold much snow, and they are always the ones who suffer.

"Wahahahaha! Look at my final kill, holy girl, please wake up! A huge snowball!"

Marina was greeted by snow again, her delicate and lovely face turned red from the cold.

"Damn it! I'll fight you! Headbutt attack!"

Marina clenched her fists and rushed forward angrily.

"Still want to do this? Look at me, Snow Mist Barrier!"

Villanse bent down and began to blow snow on Marina's body.

But what she didn't expect was that Marina actually rushed forward despite the attack.

With quick eyes and quick hands, Villanse unzipped his pants, picked up a ball of snow from the ground, stuffed it in, then turned around and ran away.

"Ah! Ah ah ah!"

Villanse jumped up immediately, feeling cold in her underwear.

But with this jump, the snow inside dispersed even more.

Her whole lower body was cold and wet. She was so angry that she slammed her hands on the ground twice, picked up a big snowball and chased after him.

"Bad uncle! Bad uncle! Sister Villanse bullied me, wuwuwu!"

In the kitchen, Lance stood on the shelf.

As soon as I added a bucket of water to the cauldron, I saw Marina running in crying.

Seeing her little face turning red from the cold, Lance said angrily:

"I told you not to have snowball fights, but you didn't listen."

"Look, your clothes are all wet. Karina will definitely take care of you when you get back!"

Lance said as he got off the shelf and stuffed some firewood under the cauldron to make the fire burn brighter.

Marina pouted her mouth aggrievedly, originally wanting to make a few excuses.

But looking at the tall cauldron in front of her, Marina suddenly exclaimed:

"Bad uncle! The fire is so strong, Uncle Niu won't be cooked, right?"

"How is that possible? I know it in my heart."

Lance waved his hand, lifted a vegetable basket from the ground and put it on the shelf.

Then Marina looked at Lance helplessly and threw two green onions, a few pieces of ginger, and a handful of garlic cloves into the pot.

After picking up a big spoon and stirring it, I poured in all the remaining red peppers in the basket.

After that, Lance mysteriously took out three large colorful mushrooms from his arms.

As soon as it was thrown into the pot, the tempting aroma wafted out.

"Fuck!"

Marina wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth, sniffed twice more, then her mouth deflated and she started crying:

"Wow, woo, woo, uncle cow, uncle cow is going to be eaten, woo woo."

"What nonsense?"

Lance picked up the crying Marina and said:

"He climbed out after he soaked himself."

"Here, can Uncle Niu still crawl out?"

Marina, who was lying on Lance's shoulder, looked at the steam rising from the pot with a look of disbelief.

"What about the twin tails? Ask her to come and have dinner with her."

As soon as Lance walked out of the kitchen door with Marina in his arms, a snowball called from the side.

"I sneak attack!"

"I counterattack!"

Lance took the snowball and pressed it on Villanse's forehead.

"Revenge, revenge! Bad uncle is so awesome!"

"I don't care, goldfish man, put her down quickly, I haven't taken revenge yet!"

Villanse brushed the snow off her hair and shouted angrily.

"No! You've been bullying me for a long time, I just made a small counterattack!"

Marina hugged Lance's neck and defended herself.

"You obviously can't beat me, so you're acting like a fool!"

"Why don't you bully others just because you're big?"

"If you can't beat me, you can't beat me. What excuse are you looking for? Crybaby! Shame on you! Crybaby! Shame on you!"

Seeing Villanse's arrogant look, Marina's wine-red eyes flashed with an angry look.

Turning to look at the handsome Lance, Marina suddenly became interested.

After kissing Lance on the face, Marina leaned into his ear and whispered:

"Bad uncle, please help me teach her a lesson."

"Then, I promise you anything!"

There was a faint fragrance in Marina's mouth.

As he spoke, the little girl's breath sprayed on Lance's face, making him feel itchy in his heart.

"Oh, really?"

Lance's ears seemed to have caught some key information, and his eyes looked up and down at Marina's petite body that had not yet grown.

Look at her cute little face, delicate facial features, and the alluring little pink tongue that was exposed when she spoke.

Lance's heart moved and he asked expectantly:

"Then, is anything okay?"

A trace of doubt flashed in the wine-red eyes, and then became clear again.

Marina nodded firmly and said:

"As long as the bad uncle wants it, Marina can do anything!"

"Does she know what this means? She must not know, right?"

Lance swallowed hard and looked around alertly.

"Her mother has to reconcile the accounts today, so she definitely won't have time to come over!"

"Then as long as I'm quick enough, I can comfort Marina and make it a little secret between us."

"If I don't say it and she doesn't say it, then Karina will definitely not know!"

Thinking of this, Lance kissed Marina on the face and said:

"Then it's a deal!"

"Whoever is cheating is a puppy!"

Seeing Marina holding out the little finger of her right hand, Lance immediately understood and hooked the two little fingers together and said:

"Hang yourself with a hook. Don't change for 100 years! Whoever changes will be a puppy!"

"How old you are to be so childish!"

Villanse sneered at this:

"Also, did you two listen to me?"

"Marina, she can't afford it, so she's acting like a fool! Look! She got my pants all wet!"

"Don't worry, I'll be here to entertain you right away."

Lance turned his head and said softly to Villanse.

Then he gently placed Marina on the ground, stroked her long brown hair and said:

"I'm going, wait for me to come back!"

With that said, Lance stood up suddenly.

He walked towards Villanse with a strong aura, like an epic knight stepping onto the battlefield.

Although what Lance wants to do is shamelessly bully a little blond girl.

But as long as the reward is attractive enough, let alone Lance.

Even the most holy angels in the Kingdom of Light are driven by desire.

The so-called loyalty is just that the price of betrayal is not enough.

"Goldfish! You! What do you want to do?"

Villanse was forced back step by step by Lance's strong aura, and his voice was trembling.

"I'll teach you a lesson! Blonde twintails! Just wake up!"

With that said, Lance reached out and grabbed Villanse's shoulder.