Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Boom!"

The beams in the utility room were removed by Toren, and the roof made of wood and tiles collapsed instantly.

Torun held the Tauren chief totem pole that was used as a beam, waved it twice in mid-air, and made a "hoo, hoo" sound.

After feeling that he was still alive, Torun nodded with satisfaction, and then jumped from the wall to the yard.

Landing with a "boom", Lance felt the ground shaking.

It was mid-afternoon, and fine snowflakes were still falling in the sky.

The sun was blocked by clouds, and only a hazy circle of light could be seen.

Threads of blood mist rose up from the golden totem pole.

As Torun slowly stood up, a wild and heavy aura enveloped the entire courtyard.

The tall tauren with bronze skin was glaring at Lance with his bull's eyes as big as copper bells.

The square ox face has sharp edges and corners, full of fortitude.

The naked upper body is covered with strong and strong muscles.

After carrying the huge and thick totem pole on those broad shoulders.

Toren walked towards Lance step by step with his strong hooves.

As Toren's oppressive wild body slowly approached, the pressure of that aura became stronger and stronger.

The two little lolita felt difficulty breathing and involuntarily hid behind Lance.

Lance, who was holding the soup basin and sipping mushroom soup, suddenly felt his eyes go dark.

Looking up, he saw a chest covered with black chest hair, as hard as a city wall.

Protect the top of the soup basin with your hands to make sure no chest hair falls into it.

Lance then raised his neck and looked into Toren's bull's eyes.

"Moo!"

Toren raised his head and let out a long roar, assuming an extremely eye-catching bodybuilding posture.

Then he lowered his head and said sincerely to Lance:

"Lance! Come with me, I will support you!"

An extremely dangerous feeling surged out of his heart. Lance felt his anus tighten and reached out to grab Marina.

Then his hand trembled in mid-air, as if he thought of something bad.

Then he pulled Villanse over and held him in his arms with one hand.

Lance stroked her little face that was still stained with tears, and said with a big tongue:

"Sorry, I only like women."

"Also, be nice to that guy named Ryan when you get back. I heard his butt is still leaking poop."

"Last time when I was meeting the imperial envoy, I farted accidentally, which almost caused a world war."

"You said you did this."

"Mo! Now I have to go back to the path of legend. It will take several years before I can go back."

"I heard that little Ryan's health is very poor, and I don't know if I can see him for the last time."

Speaking of Ryan, Toren's eyes dimmed for a moment, and then suddenly lit up again:

"But I heard that Ryan's sons are all handsome."

"For the sake of past friendship, I will choose a few good young men and keep them by my side for good training."

After two seconds of silence for Ryan's sons, Lance asked seriously:

"Why don't you wait until spring starts before leaving? It's freezing cold now, and the coldest period hasn't passed yet."

"The Orc Kingdom has issued a general mobilization order, and the Empire is also on the way."

"I really don't know what they are planning to do? It's only been 20 years!"

Torun sighed and said:

"The sooner I regain my strength, the sooner I can enter the game."

"Maybe I can make things less bad."

Having said this, Toren gently raised his hand and patted Lance on the shoulder.

"Okay, old cow, I'm not a pretentious person, just let it go!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Torun turned around and strode away.

"and many more!"

Looking at Toren's leaving figure, Lance shouted subconsciously.

Hearing this, Torun paused in his steps, turned around and said in surprise:

"Lance! You, you want to go with me?"

"No, I just want to ask you, if you leave, what will happen to the pigs in your backyard?"

Lance pointed in the direction of the backyard and asked:

"You've been raising me for so many years, don't you have any feelings at all?"

Toren turned his head silently, leaving Lance with a huge look on the back of his head.

Torun sighed softly, waved his hand back and said:

"Kill them all, roast or stew them as you wish."

"By the way, there are a few sows that are about to give birth. We'll deal with them after they give birth."

"I've given this yard to you, and I won't come back again."

The cold wind carried the snowflakes, and the whistling sounds seemed to be sending Torun off.

After watching Toren's figure disappear, Lance's body stood there, silent for a long time.

It was as if he was sad for Toren's passing, and also as if he was waiting for someone's apology.

After seeing this scene, Marina struggled in her heart for a long time before she plucked up the courage.

I saw her reaching out and holding Lance's arm, and said pitifully:

"Bad uncle, people know that they are wrong, please don't be angry, okay?"

"You have the nerve to mention it!"

Lance shook off Marina's little hand and said angrily with a big tongue.

There are two rows of deep tooth marks on Lance's tongue.

Regardless of whether I was eating or talking, I felt heart-wrenching pain whenever I moved.

If I had known earlier, the witch's teeth would be so sharp.

He doesn't know how to stick out his tongue.

"Bad uncle, I really didn't mean it!"

"If you do it again, I promise not to bite you this time!"

Marina hugged Lance's thigh, twisted her body and said coquettishly:

"Otherwise, if you hit me twice to vent your anger, I promise not to complain to my mother!"

"No, I prefer Villanse now."

"At least she knows where to bite and where not to bite!"

"Villance, can we get married?"

Lance threw away the soup bowl he had finished drinking from, then held Villanse in a princess hug and asked affectionately.

"You just finished spanking her! Now you want to marry her? Are you dreaming, wow! It's so beautiful!"

Villanse looked at the heart of true love in front of him with a look of obsession in his eyes.

"I know you've wanted it for a long time, marry me and it will be yours!"

"In one sentence, it's all about knotting!"

"Knot! Get married now!"

Villanse snatched the heart of true love and held it tightly in his arms.

"now it's right!"

Lance let Villanse put his arms around his neck, and then walked straight to Toren's bedroom with her in his arms.

"No! Bad uncle, didn't you agree to marry me? Wow, oh, oh, oh!"

Seeing Lance leaving with Villanse in his arms, Marina shouted heartbroken.

Lance turned around and looked at Marina who was crying loudly.

The pink and jade-carved little face was full of tears, which made people feel distressed.

"Anyway, there is no way to explain the tooth marks on the tongue to Karina."

"If I didn't take advantage of anything, wouldn't I have been bitten in vain?"

Thinking of this, Lance slowly walked up to Marina, touched her little head and asked:

"Do you know what's wrong?"

"I know, I don't dare to do it anymore!"

Marina raised her head, looked at Lance in front of her and sobbed.

"Okay, then I'll give you another chance, and I'll forgive you if you do it right!"

With that said, Lance leaned over and picked her up.

Just like that, Lance entered the room with two little girls in his arms.

Then he poked his head out furtively and looked around.

After making sure there was no one around, he closed the door, and then the sound of locking came from inside.

At the same time, in front of the top floor window of the tower in the distance.

Cecilia dismissed the eagle eye spell in front of her, then picked up the magic sound crystal beside her, and said with a sneer:

"Sister Karina, you are right as you expected."

"Lance can't help it anymore and is going to attack Marina!"