Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"That Lance must have done this!"

"He has been coveting my granddaughter for a long time!"

"He has deceived my granddaughter many times. Fortunately, I watched closely and didn't let him succeed!"

"But I didn't expect it! I didn't expect it!"

"He actually ruined my granddaughter in the middle of the night! He even took her away!"

"Father Lance! Sheriff Sofia! You have to let me make the decision, old man!"

In the bedroom of Old Jack's granddaughter, Old Jack was holding Father Lance's thigh and burst into tears, crying so hard that his heart broke.

Lance looked at the priest's robes stained by his tears and snot, and he couldn't bear it anymore.

He didn't raise his fist and hit his shiny forehead.

On the girl's bed, the pillows and quilts were messy, and there was a large stain on the sheets that exuded a strange smell.

Coupled with the fact that the girl is missing, it is easy to think of it.

This young girl was pressed on the bed and she did something first, then another, and then another.

In the end, he was carried away with his underwear on.

As for what happened to Old Jack, I swore that it was Lance who did it.

He also wanted to create hot spots in the newspapers and ruin his granddaughter's reputation.

It's because Lance has done the trick of breaking into a girl's boudoir at night more than once.

Sometimes things like that happen when we are in harmony.

But Lance went too far this time and actually took the person away without leaving even a hair behind.

"Old man, don't worry, we will find out the real culprit behind the scenes and bring him to justice!"

Sofia felt sad and stepped forward to comfort Old Jack.

"Who's going to bring him to justice?"

Old Jack sniffed and gritted his teeth and said:

"My granddaughter is a lady, and our family is also a scholarly family!"

"He wants to play for nothing? No way!"

"Tell Lance! Ask him to pay a gift of one thousand gold coins, not even a cent less!"

"Are you crazy about being poor?"

Sophia swallowed the words that rushed to her throat.

The total wealth of a middle-class family is less than a thousand gold coins.

He opened his mouth and asked for a gift of one thousand gold coins. Wait a minute?Something seems wrong?

"Old man, your granddaughter was raped and taken away!"

Sofia thought that old Jack had lost his mind due to grief and tried to wake him up.

"Yes! So Lance must be responsible for my granddaughter to the end!"

"Otherwise! I will scold him in the newspaper!"

"Wait a minute, it seems like his reputation can't get any worse?"

"I don't care! Anyway, if Lance doesn't come over with a gift of one thousand gold coins, I'm not done with him!"

Old Jack knelt on the ground and beat his chest and said.

"The old man may have been hit too hard, so he can't accept it for a while, right?"

Sofia looked at this absurd scene and felt a little unstable.

At this time, Tracy walked in from the outside, handed a testimony to Sophia and said:

"Captain Sofia, all the victims' families are emotionally stable, but..."

"But what but? Say?"

"They all asked Lance to send the bride price as soon as possible."

"The amount of the betrothal gift ranges from three to five hundred gold coins, and can range from one to two thousand gold coins."

"They also said that their daughter was no longer pure and could not get married anyway."

"If they don't give it, they will go to the police station to cause trouble."

Hearing this, Sophia frowned, interrupted her and asked:

"Why the police station and not the Flaming Lips Bar?"

"Oh, because the security guard at the Red Lips Bar is very fierce and will beat people."

Hearing Trish's words, Sophia's expression twitched.

She couldn't bear all this absurdity anymore, so she turned around and looked at Lance for help.

But he saw him taking a thick money bag from Old Jack's hand.

Then he took off the priest's robe, and Old Jack put it away as a treasure.

"He, why are they?"

Sofia looked at this outrageous scene and said somewhat incoherently.

"Oh! Captain, you are from the empire, don't you know?"

Tracy looked at Old Jack with envy and said:

"Father Lance's priest's robe can cure infertility when worn on a woman!"

"Most people can't even ask for it. Now, old Jack shouldn't enshrine it like a family heirloom!"

After listening to Tracy's words, Sophia felt a little suffocated.

I am deeply afraid that if I stay here any longer, my brain will become abnormal like theirs.

He immediately turned around and strode away.

Perhaps only the cold air in winter could make her feel at ease.

If this is a ridiculous dream, please wake up quickly.

"Lord Sheriff, please inform Lance!"

"Ask him to send the gift as soon as possible! If it's too expensive, we can discuss it!"

Sophia immediately quickened her pace, ignoring Old Jack's shouts behind her.

Outside Old Jack's home, a group of neighbors gathered around to watch the fun.

Seeing Sophia coming out at this time, a fat woman boldly asked:

"Your Majesty Sheriff, how much does Old Jack want?"

"Lance is the big boss! It must be a lot of money, at least a hundred gold coins!"

Another aunt said gossiping.

"I can't stop watching that girl grow up. She's so healthy!"

A dark, skinny old man retorted with confidence:

"I think it will cost at least three hundred gold coins!"

"Oh, old Jack is getting rich!"

"Yeah, I got rich!"

"I got rich!"

Hearing the chatter of these people, Sophia only felt fear.

She slipped through the gaps in the crowd and fled.

For the first time, Sophia discovered that the people she was determined to protect were actually so terrifying!

Seven young girls lost their virginity, and even now their life and death are uncertain.

But these people, as if they were discussing the price of pork, were discussing how much these girls were worth?

Sophia felt very uncomfortable, she didn't know where she was going.

I just want to find a place to hide where no one is and think about something quietly.

Sofia didn't understand until now.

Why can Lance act so unscrupulously here without being disliked by others?

Is this city really the legendary city that symbolizes freedom, peace, victory and glory?

When Lance found her, she was huddled in the alley with her knees in her arms, almost buried in the snow.

After sighing softly in his heart, Lance stepped forward and patted the snow off her body.

Then he took off his priest's robe and put it on Sophia's body.

The robe with a hint of residual warmth suddenly brought Sophia back to her senses.

Looking at Father Lance, who was wearing thin clothes, Sophia suddenly felt a huge feeling of guilt and gratitude in her heart.

Sophia said in a hoarse voice:

"Father Lance, you, you gave me your clothes, what will you do?"

"I have plenty of this robe, right?"

Lance looked at her with some confusion and took out another robe from the storage ring.

After getting dressed, Lance reached out and pulled Sophia up.

After patting off the ice on her buttocks, Lance said with a warm smile on his face:

"Looking for a place to chat together?"

"okay."