Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

In a remote tavern, Sophia and Lance sat face to face at a small table.

Although it's not spacious here, it's warm.

There was a bright stove in the middle of the tavern, with a large teapot boiling water on it.

On the iron box behind the stove, there are still several meat buns with brown skin roasting.

The proprietress of the tavern is an old lady on crutches.

Although one leg was empty, the landlady always had a happy smile on her face.

The young man serving tea and water was also very handsome and looked quite shy.

"This is ginger soup to remove the cold."

"With your current strength, you are not immune to the cold and heat."

"If you catch a cold, you'll have a better time when your period comes."

Lance instructed very gently.

"Father Lance, thank you so much."

Sofia took the bowl from Lance's hand and took a small sip.

She didn't dare to look up.

Because as soon as she saw Father Lance's deep purple eyes, Sophia felt her face burning.

"Um, am I embarrassed today? I'm sorry for making you worry!"

As soon as Sophia said the words, she felt nervous.

"Oh my God! What am I talking about?"

"We are not lovers yet, how can we say that!"

"It's over, it's over, what should I do?"

"It's okay, I think you're quite cute."

Lance's faint smile made Sophia's heart feel like a deer bumping into each other.

"Father Lance, he said I was cute!"

"He, is he interested in me? He also likes me, right?"

Look at the blush on Sophia's cold face due to shyness.

Lance laughed secretly in his heart.

"I knew it! No one can resist my charm, Lance!"

"Speaking of which, the identity of a priest is really useful! It's worth all the hard work I put into raising this vest!"

Father Lance, human, golden strongman.

Coming from a kingdom that was destroyed by the demon army, it is said that his bloodline is very noble.

For more than ten years, Father Lance has shown his noble character and selfless good deeds.

Deeply respected and loved by all residents of Glory City.

It is said that Father Lance has been blessed by the God of Light and should not be disrespected or blasphemed.

And everything he gave was a treasure with divine power.

This is not nonsense, it is supported by facts.

Viscount Soros in the south of the city knows that his third wife is as beautiful as a flower and charming.

But I just can’t give birth to a child!

That belly has never grown bigger.

The old Viscount Soros saw that his family was on the verge of extinction.

As soon as he was cruel, he sent his wife to the church and became a nun for a month.

And guess what, hi!Got it!

She became pregnant as soon as she came back, which made Viscount Soros very happy, but she died suddenly that night!

It is said that his wife only wore Father Lance's priest's robe once and she became pregnant!

She was pregnant with two babies at once, a boy and a girl!

I heard that the priest's robe is still hidden in their family's treasure house, and no one is allowed to see it.

Also, how can such a treasure be shown to outsiders!

I heard that it was going to be used as a dowry for her daughter!

Rumors like this have already taken root in Glory City.

It's so cold in winter that we can't do farm work.

Many people are telling these well-founded and lively stories to their children at home.

The children at home were stunned for a moment.

The rough guys are loud and their neighbors are very close to each other.

While eating here, Sophia heard several interesting stories.

It's all about Father Lance.

Sofia was sitting uneasily on the stool, looking at Lance's face, and asked cautiously:

"Father Lance, aren't you angry when they slander you like this?"

"Slander me? What are you slandering me for?"

Lance swallowed the meat bun in his mouth and looked at Sophia doubtfully.

"He, they!"

Sofia gestured with her hands, wanting to say something but unable to.

"Dad! Tell me one more thing! Tell me one more thing, Dad!"

The little girl from the neighbor's house pestered her father with a sweet voice.

"Okay, then Dad will tell you another story, about Father Lance fighting the night elf!"

"Snapped!"

Sofia couldn't bear it anymore, slapped the table, stood up, and shouted to the wall next to her:

"Are you done yet? Do you know that this is slander? Stop poisoning children's minds and read more books!"

"Whoa whoa whoa~!"

Perhaps Sofia's tone was too fierce, but the little girl over there burst into tears.

No matter how coaxed the man next door is, he can't coax him.

"Hey! You're a bitch who only eats when she's eating. Why are you so busy?"

"My girl was scared to tears by you. I'm a rough man and I don't know how to coax a child. I'll hold her over and you can coax her!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a man's footsteps could be heard over there.

Then, Sofina heard the little girl's cry getting closer and closer.

"Isn't it? I really hugged you!"

Sophia stood there, a little at a loss.

Soon, a thin, lame man opened the door of the tavern.

In his arms, there was a thin little girl.

Maybe it was because she was crying, but the little girl's big black eyes were watery and she looked particularly distressed.

The man's eyes didn't look good, and he tripped over the dustpan at the door when he came in.

He looked at the little girl's eyes, staring straight at the baked buns on the iron box.

The bar owner’s wife kept scolding:

"Dead gambler! Rotten alcoholic! You are a dead person! Why don't you die?"

"This girl is so hungry that she doesn't know how to come over and get a steamed bun or something!"

"Hey, that's not me."

"There's nothing shameful about it. I just want to propose a kiss, but you don't want to!"

"What's wrong with my son? Is he older when he's 20 years old? He's still pregnant when he's 40 years old!"

"20 years older! It's not like you have longevity, then!"

Just when Sophia was about to say something, Lance held her shoulders and said:

"Don't talk, watch carefully!"

While cursing, the lady boss put a bag of steamed buns on the counter for the man.

"What are you looking at? Come and get it! Do you want me to carry it to you with a cane?"

The man nervously stepped forward to take it, thanked him a few times, and left with his daughter.

"Bring the girl two baked buns! Let her satisfy her craving. She is really unlucky to be born in your family!"

"Just keep it! At her age, she would have told her already."

“What if I become disabled in the end, it’s not worth it!”

After hearing what the landlady said, the man knelt down and touched the little girl's face, and said confidently:

"Impossible! Her mother is so good-looking! She will definitely get a good price for the bride price!"

"I will clear all the accounts for you at once."

After that, the man took the little girl and left.

"He, he doesn't want to?"

Before Sofia could react to the information, she pointed at the man's back and said.

"I can't help but look for excuses."

Lance raised his head, stared into Sophia's eyes and said:

"Do you know why you feel magical?"

"Is this because the education you received is different?"

"Education, education is the key!"