Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Shocked! An innocent young man would do such a thing to the madam!"

“The most awesome customer of the Rose Tavern is born, and it’s this boy!”

"Is it the annihilation of humanity? Or the loss of morality? The mental journey of an ignorant boy!"

"Pfft! Hahahahaha!"

Fire Red Lips Bar, on the sofa in the top floor lobby.

Lance rested his head on Lilina's thigh, reading the Glory City Daily that was released today.

He laughed so hard that he almost fell off the sofa.

"Julia, I think your brother should move to another city."

"No! Move to the Orc Kingdom! There are no newspapers there hahahaha!"

Lance's legs were resting on Julia's knees, enjoying her jerky massage.

After hearing what Lance said, Julia turned her head and said angrily in a crying voice:

"What? I don't want to pay attention to him anymore!"

"What does this kid think? He dares to commit such an eternal injustice!"

Lance raised his hand, wiped away the tears from laughter and said:

"It was originally a matter of seven days, but if he does this, he will be sentenced to at least three years! Even if I kill him, I won't do it!"

"But, this is all because of those bad women who wronged my brother!"

"Master, please Julia! Save my brother!"

Julia was crying and twitching, and I felt pity for her pitiful appearance.

"Young man, you've learned how to act like a spoiled brat!"

"It's useless to eat a lot. I don't know why the master likes her?"

Lilina was indignant and still angry about what happened last night.

"It's because he had a twitch of his own mind and acted like a hero in front of Sophia. It would be nice to let him have a memory."

"But those women are really just trying to get a few fines out of their pockets."

"It's true that a bitch is ruthless and an actor is ruthless."

Lance shook the newspaper in his hand and was about to take a closer look at Robert's glorious deeds.

Then Karina opened the door and walked in, saying angrily:

"Lance! Did you read today's newspaper?"

"You're watching, what? You've also seen Robert's glorious deeds!"

"What? Look behind you!"

"Behind?"

Lance turned back a page, and a shocking and eye-catching title appeared in front of him.

"The sky weeps with blood! A midnight traitor appears in Glory City!"

"Many young girls have disappeared mysteriously, and all the clues behind them point to that."

"The owner of the Red Lips Bar, the famous scumbag, Lance!"

"You see, people on the street are talking about it."

At this point, Karina slapped the table and cursed angrily:

"These bastards have gone too far! How dare they accuse you like this!"

"Ah! Karina, I didn't expect you to trust me like this!"

"It feels good to be trusted, come and let me catch you!"

Lance was greatly moved and reached out to grab Karina's chest.

After raising her hand and slapping away Lance's mischievous right hand, Karina said angrily:

"Be more serious! There are others here!"

Seeing that the sneak attack failed, Lance's interest was a little low.

But after hearing Karina's words, her expression immediately became excited.

Shaking the newspaper, he said angrily:

"Let me see who wrote it, oh! Old Jack!"

"I remember him! His granddaughter seems to be in middle school this year!"

Lance suddenly stood up from the sofa, rolled up the newspaper in his hand, and was about to go out to settle the score with him.

"The editor-in-chief and author are both him. It's really against him!"

"I'm going to teach him a lesson he'll never forget!"

"Master, are you going to fight? Take me with you!"

Seeing that Lance was angry, Lilina immediately stood up from the sofa and said.

"Of course not. As a golden man, I bully a thin old man. If word spreads, I will lose my face."

Lance adjusted the clothes at the collar and smiled sadly:

"I heard that his granddaughter is a rare little beauty."

"I'll go over and abduct her right away! Next year, I'll give old Jack a fat, white, great-grandson!"

"It's crazy!"

In the police station, Sophia slammed the table and shouted angrily.

"Seven innocent girls were kidnapped overnight!"

"This is a provocation to the laws of the empire! This is a smear campaign against Glory City!"

"We must act immediately! Otherwise, these girls may suffer life threats!"

"I heard that it was Lance who did it. How about we go to his house and search it!"

A new Sheriff suggested.

"Evidence! You need evidence if you suspect others!"

Sofia pounded the table angrily.

"That's the golden man! Do you think he's the farmer who spreads dung in your manor?"

"If you say search, search! He just put you head down! You were planted into the ground like a carrot!"

"The chief of security doesn't even dare to fart! He still has to carry gifts to comfort people!"

"Milly! Where did you recruit the newcomers? They are so stupid that they make people laugh!"

"Tear off his skin! Let him go home and plant corn!"

Sophia was so powerful in the conference room that her hands were numb.

After being chosen as a holy nun by Father Reims, Sophia had a great time in love and career.

Not only did he have a crush, he was also promoted to captain of the police.

The so-called three things that a new official should do when he takes office. As soon as Sophia takes office, she is ready to launch a city-wide crackdown!

Like Lance grabbing underwear, Lance harassing girls.

And Lance's teasing of little lolita, snatching their lollipops, etc., were all listed as targets of severe crackdowns.

But these peace officers in Glory City are used to being lazy, and many of them have even been corrupted by money.

Yes, this year's economy is sluggish, four percentage points lower than in previous years.

If it weren't for the huge donation from the Red Lips Bar, the police station wouldn't even be able to pay wages.

But you can’t just let Lance go after he abducts the little Lolita!

At least take him back to the police station, give him a lesson and then let him out!

If we don't kill his arrogant spirit, there will never be peace in Glory City!

Sofia had wanted to collect evidence of Lance's crimes and then subject him to imperial law.

But after collecting all of Lance's information, Sophia gave up the idea in frustration.

Because Lance has always been on the edge of the law.

It can be said that one does not commit major sins but continues to commit minor sins.

And these minor crimes are all in a situation where they can be caught or not, controlled or ignored.

For slightly more serious cases, a fine of a few gold coins will suffice.

And Lance's usual dissolute behavior is, to put it mildly, a bad word.

The fathers of those girls didn't care, so what was she worried about?

So after the girl's disappearance, Sofia did not immediately suspect Lance.

She believed in this elf veteran who had retired from the battlefield of glory.

Although he's a bit lustful, a bit philandering, and a complete scumbag.

He still has his own bottom line and is not as crazy as he shows.

"I! Order now! All the Sheriffs are dispatched!"

"Divide into seven groups according to the team format, with the missing girl's bedroom as the center, and conduct a carpet search! Let's go!"

"Yes!"

All the male magistrates were trained to obey by Sophia's power.

After they all set off, the only ones present were the female police officers on her team.

"Captain Sophia, someone is looking for you!"

A petite female police officer opened the door of the conference room and said.

"No! Tell him to get lost! Didn't you see that I am busy?"

Sophia said angrily.

"Ah! But isn't it good for us to treat Father Lance like this?"

"Who? Who are you talking about!"

"Lan, Father Lance."

Looking at Sophia who was showing off her power, she said timidly.

"Hiss! Go and get him a glass of water first."

"No, ask him first whether he wants tea or coffee!"

"Tracey! Tracey! Take out your comb and mirror and give me a haircut!"

"Milly! Lend me your lipstick!"

Sophia picked up the lipstick and touched up her makeup in the mirror.

He pulled the uniform on his body a little nervously and asked Milly:

"Tell me, does this outfit suit me?"