Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

In the hidden compartment, the sitting Villanse and the standing Lance looked at each other.

"Why are you in a place like this!"

Villanse sat on the toilet and said angrily.

"You don't need to pay attention to me. I am the wind in the mountains and the chirping of insects in the forest."

"Fuck you, I won't disturb you."

Lance checked the door lock behind him and made sure it was tight.

Then he felt relieved and took off his coat.

"What are you doing? This is the women's room!"

Villanse said angrily:

"Get out quickly, this is not the place you should be!"

"I need to go to the bathroom, get out of here!"

Villanse jumped up and pushed Lance hard with his slender arms.

"No, I'm not afraid that you are in danger, so I came here to protect you."

Lance grabbed her golden twintails and pulled her head back.

"The biggest danger here is you! Get out of here quickly! Otherwise I will call the sheriff!"

"Also! Don't grab my twin tails!"

Villanse was about to cry and stamped his feet anxiously.

"No! It's cold outside!"

Lance opened the toilet lid, put Villanse on it and said:

"Don't worry, I am an upright person and will never peek!"

"I believe you, you idiot!"

Villanse clutched her belly with a look of pain on her face.

"If you don't get out, I will die with you!"

Villanse slapped Lance's hand away, a stern look flashed in his eyes.

"Okay, I want to see how you die together with me?"

Lance once again grabbed her twin tails and said playfully.

"This is what you forced me to do!"

Seeing this, Villanse took a deep breath and shouted loudly:

"Ahhh! Help! Someone come quickly! There is a pervert!"

The girl's childish voice was very penetrating, and soon Lance heard the sounds of chaotic footsteps rushing towards this direction.

"Hehehe, you're done! Let me see what you do!"

Villanse's face showed the joy of revenge, and his eyes looked like he was watching a good show.

"Oh, a small scene!"

Lance shrugged and said with a smile:

"As long as I don't go out, no one can do anything to me!"

"It's still too late for you to escape now!"

Villanse persuaded him bitterly.

"What a beautiful thought. You said that you will agree to whatever I want!"

Lance said confidently.

"But that doesn't include this! Get out quickly! I really can't do it anymore!"

Villanse clutched her stomach and huddled on the toilet.

"Uncles and aunties outside, come and save me! There is a pervert here!"

Villanse shouted desperately. Perhaps the prayer in her heart moved the true God, and the door of the toilet cubicle was finally pushed open.

But outside the door, there were all Lance's excited faces.

"Pfft! Hahahahaha!"

Lance was sitting on a park bench, laughing so hard.

"What kind of random dream are you having? You will meet me in the toilet. Am I that perverted?"

Villanse was sitting next to Lance, her little head lowered because of shyness, not wanting Lance to see the blush on her face.

"Wait a minute? You didn't wet the bed in the end, did you?"

When Lance said this, he turned his head strangely and looked at Villanse up and down.

A little girl of this age should never wet the bed again.

"Is it possible that you were playing with fire during the day? So you wet the bed at night?"

"I hate you! You promised not to laugh at me!"

Villanse stood up angrily and was about to turn around and leave.

"Okay, okay! My dear Miss Villanse, I was wrong about this. Can I apologize to you?"

Lance stretched out his hand and pulled Villanse back into his arms.

"No! Unless you buy me a gift, you know today is my birthday!"

Villanse turned his head, looking like he was still angry.

"Okay, so what do you want for your birthday?"

Lance held her chin and turned her face around, asking with amusement in his heart.

"Is anything ok?"

A cunning look flashed in Villanse's eyes, and he asked softly.

"Of course! As long as money can buy it, anything can be done!"

Lance looks like he has a lot of money. How many gold coins can he spend on the little girl’s birthday gift?It’s all about making the little girl happy!

"Really? You can't lie to me!"

Villanse happily hugged Lance's neck, twisted her body gently in Lance's arms and said coquettishly.

"Of course, when did I, Lance, never keep my word?"

Smelling the fragrance of Villanse's body, Lance's heart skipped a beat and he said generously.

"Great! I love you to death!"

The excited Villanse suddenly kissed Lance hard on the face several times.

"So proactive!"

Lance wiped the saliva from his face, pulled Villanse's twin tails, asked her to look up at him and said:

"I'll buy you a gift, but how are you going to repay me?"

"As long as you buy them the gifts they want, they will agree to whatever you do!"

After hearing Lance's words, Villanse bit her lip gently with her teeth and said extremely shyly.

"This is a hint! This must be a hint!"

Lance looked at the cute little blond girl in his arms and felt a "boom" in his head.

"Does she understand what this sentence means? She must understand, right?"

"Wait a minute! People in the empire seem to get married early, and it's not like there are no people getting married at her age!"

"Then even if I do something to her, as long as she agrees, it's reasonable, right?"

Thinking of this, Lance tried again:

"Is anything really possible?"

Seeing Villanse nod shyly again, Lance suddenly stood up.

"Buy! I'll buy you whatever birthday present you want!"

"Wait a minute! How old are you now? I will check the empire's laws later and then buy it for you!"

After checking up on imperial laws in the library, Lance was dragged by Villanse to the Red Lips of Fire Tavern.

Looking at this familiar sign, Lance's expression froze.

"Villance, are you sure this is here?"

"Yes! You're not going to regret it, are you?"

Villanse raised his head and looked at Lance warily and asked.

"Joke! Let's go! Even if your sister comes today, she can't save you!"

Lance picked up Villanse, who was wearing a cotton cloak, and strode into the Flaming Lips Bar.

"Who is that! Give me a big bed room! Yes, that kind of big bed with a booster bed!"

"What are you looking at! This is legal! Believe it or not, I will sue you!"

Lance pulled off Villanse's cotton cloak with two hands and was about to hug her and kiss her first.

"No! Not yet!"

Villanse used his arms to support Lance's face and said:

"You have to buy me a birthday gift first, and then I can kiss you!"