Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"One, ten, one hundred, one thousand, ten thousand, one hundred thousand, one million!"

"Two million gold coins! Why don't you go and grab it!"

In front of the luxury counter of the Fiery Red Lips Bar, Lance looked at the price of the necklace and shouted angrily.

The necklace set with a huge ruby ​​was worn on Villanse's neck.

Villanse, who was wearing a white luxurious sweater, was covering his chest with both hands and refused to take off the necklace.

"Sir, you can't say that."

Karina at the counter looked like a lazy boss lady, leaning back gently on the chair and saying:

"This is the treasure of our Red Lips Bar, the heart of true love."

"It is said that it is a token of love for the princess of the demon world."

"Before the war to eliminate demons began, the princess of the demon world handed it over to Satan to reward the bravest warriors in the demon world."

"The warrior who owns this necklace is qualified to marry the princess of the demon world."

"The princess of the Demon Realm is so charming and beautiful, she is the most beautiful woman in the Demon Realm."

"It is said that before Satan invaded, he only had 30 troops under his command.

"But later, the news was released that the one who fights the most bravely will win the favor of the princess of the demon world."

"This is how the demon army that covered the sky and the sun came into being!"

"Tell me, is this necklace worth the price?"

"It's worth it! It's so worth it!"

Lance slapped the counter, turned his head and said angrily:

"Villanse! You little loli dare to trick me!"

"Ha! How can you say that, you scumbag! You clearly promised to give me your true love before!"

Villanse moved to the side and looked at Lance warily, as if he was afraid that Lance would try to rob him.

"When did I promise?"

Lance stretched out his hand to take off the necklace from Villanse's neck, but she slapped it away.

"Just now! Right at the door!"

Villanse put on a heartbroken expression.

"You clearly promised me! You said you loved me! You also said you would buy me whatever I wanted!"

"Oh, really? I remember someone who hasn't said these three words to me yet!"

Karina looked at Lance playfully, with a dangerous look in her eyes.

"Ahem! Don't listen to her nonsense!"

"Okay, Villanse, you clearly know that this thing is not something that normal people can afford. What on earth do you want to do?"

If Villanse continued to mess around, Lance would start a fire in the backyard, so he quickly said sternly to Villanse.

"It's okay if I don't buy it, but I want to rent it!"

After struggling for a long time, Villanse finally expressed his true request.

It turned out that a few days ago, the heir of another golden family in the empire suddenly came over and proposed to Villanse's sister.

Since the power of his family is not under the Andre family, the other party has been a dog licker for many years.

Villanse's sister did not refuse directly, but brought him over to talk.

As long as he buys his true love and gives it to her, she will agree to his proposal.

When the man saw the price, his face turned green.

However, Villanse's sister still looked at him with such expectant and affectionate eyes.

He stood there in embarrassment and was at a loss. In the end, he could only flee.

Although the matter was settled, the dazzling brilliance of the heart of true love still deeply attracted Villanse's sister.

As a result, she sighed every day and didn't think about food or tea.

Since her birthday was coming soon, Villanse, who felt sorry for her sister, ran to Karina to plead for mercy.

She hopes to temporarily rent the True Love Heart so that her sister can wear it on her birthday, fulfilling her sister's wish.

Although Karina expressed admiration for the sincere relationship between the two sisters, business is business, and renting for one day is fine, for one thousand gold coins.

And Villanse hopes that her sister can wear the heart of true love all day long on her birthday.

Then according to the regulations, Villanse needs to pay three thousand gold coins.

Take it away in the morning of the first day and send it back in the afternoon of the third day.

But when Villanse happily told her sister about this, her sister rejected her proposal.

Because the resources allocated to her by the family are limited, she will not use so many gold coins to do such boring things.

Finally, she touched Villanse's head and said that her sister accepted her kindness.

But what Villanse has to do now is to study hard and live happily every day.

I didn’t expect that after doing so much, I was still treated like a child.

With his hope dashed and dejected, Villanse left the city lord's palace to relax on the street.

As a result, he met Lance, who looked like a nouveau riche and was spending money to close the shop on the street.

Only then did she realize that the elf pretty boy she had met not long ago was actually so rich!

As soon as a thought came to his mind, an evil plan was gradually formed.

Since Villanse had been thinking hard and perfecting his plan these past few days, he only had such a dream last night.

The old man often said that dreams are reverses, and Villanse believed that this was a sign given to him by the true god in the dark.

It means that if she implements the plan today, everything will go smoothly.

Sure enough, when I just went out to buy some candied haws, Lance delivered it to my door!

"So, it's still the fault of showing off your wealth."

Lance put his hand on his forehead, looking like he had a headache.

He had previously purchased stores on a large scale in order to create a real estate monopoly, so he kept so many gold coins anyway.

Why not buy the entire land in Glory City and make it your own.

By then, he will be the uncrowned king of Glory City, and even the city lord will have to pay his rent!

As a result, he was targeted by Villanse, a thoughtful person.

"Hahaha! You're stupid! You can still pay for three thousand gold coins!"

"Isn't it very heartbreaking? This is called lust and lust! It makes you stupid!"

Villanse looked arrogant, pointed at Lance and said:

"Either you buy it and take me away, or you pay the three thousand gold coins."

"But as the price for not fulfilling the agreement, you can only kiss me three times!"

As he spoke, Villanse turned his face sideways, revealing his fair, delicate, collagen-filled face and said:

"One thousand gold coins per bite, kiss slowly, it's very expensive!"

"Ha! Little Loli, have you ever thought that I can just leave without paying?"

Lance looked at her with a playful smile on his face and narrowed his eyes.

"That's up to you!"

Villanse proudly raised her chest, pointed at Karina and said:

"Sister Karina has promised me that as long as I bring Kaizi here, she will take care of the rest!"

"You don't know, right? The Fiery Red Lips Bar is a famous black shop in Glory City. Anyone who makes trouble will not end well."

Having said this, Villanse still held his heart in his hands and said with a worried look:

"Brother Lance, you don't want to have your legs broken and thrown out of the bar, do you?"

"Hahaha! Interesting! Interesting!"

Lance took out his storage ring, put it on the counter and said:

"I bought this ring!"

"Ah?"

The expression on Villanse's face froze.

Lance suddenly rushed over and held her tightly in his arms.

"Sister Karina! Sister Karina, please save me!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Villanse shouted hurriedly.

But what she didn't expect was that Karina just smiled coquettishly and did not step forward to stop Lance.

"No, little sister, this gentleman has already bought the heart of true love."

"So according to the agreement, he can do anything to you!"

"Impossible! This is impossible! How can he have so much money!"

Villanse exclaimed, her body constantly struggling in Lance's arms.

"do not move!"

Lance picked her up, gave her buttocks a few hard slaps and said:

"Give me a big bed room with heavy taste, and I will make this little blond girl cry in bed for seven days and seven nights!"