Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Stop making trouble. If you miss, go and die on your own!"

Lance ruthlessly put away Cecilia's hands.

"Your news is out of date. The leader of the resistance surrendered yesterday and is now a noble viscount of the empire."

"If you go back now, the most likely outcome is that you will be guillotined."

"You know, the empire uses a big ax as tall as a person for execution! It will crack your head when you chop it off!"

"Coward! I was really blind before I fell in love with you! Don't you have any courage at all?"

Cecilia said angrily when she saw that Lance looked like he was not concerned about the matter.

"First of all, you don't like me, otherwise you wouldn't be unwilling to sleep with me all the time."

"Anyone can write a bad check, but only a stupid person will scream and work for others before getting the benefits."

Lance crossed his arms, looked at Cecilia's face gradually turning pale, and said with a smile:

"Secondly, your feelings for me are more out of use."

"With my status as my ex-girlfriend, your situation here won't be so bad."

"Smart method, but stupid cute. In your heart, you have never let go of your pride as a princess."

"In the teachings of the royal family, chastity has always been an important asset. You still have the idea of ​​using it to turn yourself around. How naive!"

When Lance said this, Cecilia's face turned completely cold.

She was staring at Lance with her eyes of reluctance and hatred.

But Lance still refused, walked up to Cecilia, looked into her light gray eyes and said:

"You didn't sleep all night last night. What were you thinking about?"

"Let me think about it, is everything you did today a trap for me?"

"The royal education of the Gulan royal family has always been praised by all the countries in the mainland."

"Then Princess Cecilia is known as the pearl of Granber and is full of wisdom."

"She's absolutely not as vulnerable as she is now."

The two looked at each other for almost a minute, but neither of them blinked.

It seems that this invisible competition will continue.

"First show yourself to be vulnerable and try to evoke pity in me as a man."

"Yes, as a golden strongman, I am worthy of you doing this."

"What a great acting skill. If it were any other man, he would definitely be tied up on a warship by your methods."

"Then Lilina will definitely follow me, tsk tsk, it's really amazing."

"He actually played with a piece of gold and a piece of silver in his hands without saying a word."

"And besides me, if you have no one here, no one will help you."

"But if you can pull me onto the warship, you can use this to leverage my network, Karina, Torun."

"Oh, there are also Liszt and Catherine! So your target is still a demigod."

"By coercing two demigods at once, the restoration of the Kingdom of Gulambel will be just around the corner. What a plan!"

"But have you ever thought about why we have to be used by you? Do you have the capital?"

"Okay, do you have anything else to add?"

Lance has always been very careful about protecting his eyes, so now his eyes are really in trouble.

His left eye was so painful that he tried very hard not to let tears overflow.

After all, Marina and Lilina standing aside looked at him with admiration and shock.

It's been a long time since I've looked so handsome in front of them, I have to hold it back!Hold it!

You cannot destroy your great image in their minds!

"Hahaha! You have already said everything, what else can I say?"

"Since you are unwilling to help, then I will go back to Gulambeir by myself!"

Cecilia turned around and smiled, then strode away.

Her eyes were closed tightly, and tears overflowed in her eyes.

Although she tried very hard to open her eyes and see the road clearly, her vision was blurry.

When he was rushing out of the hospital in a panic, he tripped over the threshold and flew straight out and fell on the street.

Perhaps because she was afraid of being seen, Cecilia quickly got up and stumbled away from everyone's sight.

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Fight with me?"

Lance raised his head and laughed three times. He couldn't wait to see the expressions of admiration on the faces of the two women, and quickly strode towards the courtyard gate.

The purple left eye has been narrowed together, and it is extremely sour.

The tears that overflowed from it had already covered half of his face.

If Lilina and Marina see this, all my previous efforts will be in vain!

"Master! Do you want me to follow Cecilia?"

"It would be bad if she does something stupid out of impulse."

Lilina's shout came from behind, causing Lance to tremble.

Lance waved his hand back and said:

"Don't worry about her, she's not as fragile as you think."

"And I've never paid her a salary, and she doesn't have a single copper coin on her now."

"If she can't even buy a bowl of hot soup, where else can she go? She will come back when she gets hungry."

The soreness in his left eye finally passed. Lance raised his hand, wiped the tears from his face covertly, and continued:

"The mutton and mushroom soup was knocked over by Cecilia. I'll go to West Street to buy some ingredients and we'll make hot pot when we come back."

"Lilina, when Torun comes back from fishing, ask him where he froze the pork belly. I searched for it for a long time and couldn't find it."

There was another blizzard a few days ago. Although the citizens shoveled diligently, the roads were still inevitably icy.

Everyone has to be careful when walking, lest one of them knocks out his teeth if he does something wrong.

Relying on his own strength, Lance started a war of harassment against the female police officers patrolling the streets.

Pick a few with good figures, suddenly rush up to them, lift their hands, and then leave gracefully.

Although they were angry, they were helpless against Lance because of the slippery road.

If he were forced to pursue him, he would be like Sheriff Sofia now.

He forced himself onto the street and slid all the way to Lance's feet.

If the cushion on the chest wasn't big enough, my teeth would have been knocked out.

"Hahahaha! What is this? The Sheriff is so devoted to me, is it possible that he has to sacrifice himself?"

"Come on! Catch me! I'm here, come and catch me!"

Lance walked briskly and trotted around Sheriff Sophia who was lying on the ground, taunting loudly.

"Asshole! I will definitely catch you! Don't run away!"

Sophia lay on the ground, reaching out and grabbing helplessly.

He wanted to get up and catch up with Lance, but he couldn't stand up because the ice under his feet was too slippery.

[Ding~Daily mission: Provoking the Sheriff has been completed, and 3 villain points have been obtained. 】

While making himself happy, he could also earn villain points by the way. Lance was in a very happy mood now.

"As expected! Men who love to laugh will have good luck!"

Lance just turned a corner and saw a golden twintail in front of the food stall.

Lance immediately rushed forward and grabbed it firmly with both hands.

"Pippi Shrimp! Let's go!"