Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Humph! Ha!"

In the large courtyard of Torun Mansion, Lilina, who was wearing a thick maid uniform, had a cold light in her eyes.

The long black metal stick in his hand danced like a windmill.

He was fighting back and forth with a beautiful figure wearing silver armor and holding a giant sword, who looked like a madman.

"Lilina! Don't hold back, give her a hard blow and let her rest for two days!"

Lance, who was building a snowman in the corner with Marina, saw the pinging in the yard.

The carrot he had just inserted dropped, so he turned his head and shouted angrily.

"But Master, that will hurt Cecilia!"

Lilina was basically on defense, otherwise Cecilia, a bronze, would have been knocked to the ground by her stick.

"Lilina, Lance is right, don't hold back! Let me see how big the gap is between bronze and silver!"

Cecilia was wearing silver-white heavy armor, and the expression on her beautiful face was one of pain and anger.

"But you will get hurt!"

Lilina still kindly advised her.

But for some reason, such an ordinary sentence suddenly made Cecilia furious.

"Ah! Why! Why! Ah!"

Cecilia was howling hysterically, and the giant sword in her hand was slashing like a madman.

Even though Lilina's strength was much higher than Cecilia's, she was in danger several times even when she only defended but did not attack.

"I'll be angry if you do this again! I'm really angry!"

Lilina was also angered by her unreasonable hacking.

The long stick struck hard, swinging the giant sword in Cecilia's hand high.

Then there was a stick in the chest, even though Cecilia withdrew her sword in time and returned to defense.

He was also beaten to the point of vomiting blood, and his body flew backwards far away, smashing into the kitchen.

Marina had just put her red cotton hat on the snowman, and the snowman's round head fell off due to the shock.

Marina opened her mouth and was about to cry when she heard the sound of crackling dishes and a woman's scream coming from the kitchen.

The expression on Lance's face froze, and he suddenly stood up and rushed into the kitchen.

"My soup pot on the fire!"

A few minutes later, a very embarrassed Cecilia staggered out.

Then he sat down in the yard and started crying, crying so hard that his body was still steaming.

The end of her long blond hair had been partially burned by the fire, and some of the soup ingredients were still stained on her head.

There are onions cut into long strips, diced carrots and mutton slices.

The most eye-catching thing is the big white umbrella-shaped mushroom covering his forehead.

"Tsk, tsk, pitiful."

Marina picked up the snowman's head and tried to reattach it to its body.

Lilina, the instigator of this incident, quickly took out a towel and cleaned the stains on Cecilia's face.

"Lilina, you are so powerful, please help me! Please help me, please!"

Cecilia suddenly raised her head, hugged Lilina's arm and begged, her light gray eyes full of sadness and despair.

"You stop joking."

Lilina pulled out her arm, glanced at Lance who was cleaning up in the kitchen, and said:

"I will only stay with the master and not go anywhere!"

With that said, Lilina quickly walked a few steps into the kitchen:

"Master, let me do this little thing! Take a break, building a snowman is very tiring!"

Seeing Lilina like this, the glimmer of hope that had just appeared in Cecilia's eyes disappeared instantly.

Marina trotted up to Cecilia, stretched out her small palm and waved it in front of her eyes.

Seeing that she had no response, Marina immediately shouted loudly:

"Bad uncle! Bad uncle! Sister Cecilia is stupid again!"

"Really? Quick! Come here with the scissors, uncle will make you a toy harp!"

Lance walked behind Cecilia and held up Cecilia's long golden hair that hung down to her waist.

Then place the scissors between the nape of her neck.Click, click, click a few scissors.

Cecilia's long blond hair turned into short, ear-length hair.

"Ah! What are you doing? You bastard!"

Cecilia suddenly came back to her senses, looked at the long blond hair held in Lance's hand, and immediately jumped up in pain.

Then he kicked and hit Lance, and bit him with his teeth.

"Hiss! Be gentle! Be gentle! Marina, come here quickly, hold your hair and run!"

"My hair! Hair! Lance! I'm going to kill you!"

The two fought hand to hand for a long time before Lance took Cecilia's hands and held her in his arms.

"Okay, okay, don't you see it's all set on fire? It will grow again next year."

Lance licked Cecilia's white and tender earlobe smoothly and comforted her in her left ear.

"Fart! The fire only raised two or three centimeters, and you cut me off by half a meter!"

Cecilia struggled angrily, raising her foot and kicking Lance's leg backward.

While turning his head, he opened his mouth and tried to bite Lance.

"If the old ones don't go away and the new ones don't come in, you'll have to spend an hour washing your hair every day. Aren't I just easing your burden?"

Seeing that Lance was not ashamed, but proud.

In anger, all the hatred and grief that Cecilia had stored in her heart during this period burst out.

"I'll kill you! Ahhhhh!"

"Let me go! Let me go! I'm going to kill you!"

Cecilia jumped, hit, cried and fussed in Lance's arms, but she couldn't get out of Lance's arms.

"If you say that, I can't let you go!"

Lance said, increasing his strength on his hands.

Even though Cecilia was wearing heavy armor, he didn't take advantage of her, which made Lance feel a little regretful.

"Let go! You hurt me!"

For some reason, Cecilia suddenly calmed down and said angrily to Lance behind her.

"I can let you go, but you have to promise not to make trouble again."

Lance vaccinated her in advance to prevent her from causing trouble like the past few days.

"Okay, I promise, let go!"

After breaking free from Lance's arms, Cecilia moved her pinched red wrists.

With a burning look in his eyes, he murmured.

"That's right, I have no time to waste anymore!"

"From today on, I must train and improve myself every moment. I want to become a demigod! I want to learn the art of war and strategy!"

"I want to avenge my father and mother! I want to restore the country! I want to make the orc kingdom and empire pay a heavy price!"

"Lance! My love! You will help me, right!"

Cecilia suddenly turned around, held Lance's hands, and said with an extremely excited expression:

"Let us rebuild the Kingdom of Gulambel together. We will set off tomorrow! Return to Gulambel!"

"There are still a large number of rebels in the west of the kingdom! Gulamber's military strength is still there!"

"How about we go back and lead them together to regain our kingdom!"

"Lance! My love! You will help me, right? You will definitely help me, right?"

"Wait until I am crowned queen! I will give you children! Can you have a lot of children?"