Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

In the early morning of July 523st, 7rd year of the Guangming calendar in the mainland, Princess Cecilia was about to arrive at Glory City.

The empire brazenly tore up the peace treaty with the Kingdom of Gulambel and sent out air cavalry to attack the kingdom's border fortresses on a large scale.

At the same time, ground troops were dispatched. Just four hours later, all the defenders in the border fortress surrendered.

After that, the three armies of the empire advanced together, aiming directly at the capital of Gulan.

At dawn on July 523, 7 in the continental calendar, after the Kingdom of Gulambel mobilized a large number of border defenders.

The Orc Kingdom tore up the non-aggression treaty between the two countries and sent a wolf cavalry regiment to raid the northern fortress of Gulambel.

Half an hour later, all the defenders surrendered, and the orc army penetrated into the heart of the kingdom.

On August 8 of the same year, the orc army and the imperial army met under the capital of King Gulan.

That night, King Gulamber was assassinated. In the early morning of August 8, the royal family of Gulam surrendered, and the Kingdom of Gulamber was destroyed.

After carving up the territory of the Kingdom of Granbell, the Orc Kingdom and the Empire re-signed a non-aggression treaty.

On the night of August 8, the convoy escorting members of the Gulan royal family was attacked by bandits and the entire army was wiped out.

All members of the royal family were killed, and no one survived.

"The way this thing was done is too rough. Are the empire's politicians at this level?"

On the top floor of the Flaming Lips Bar, on the rocking chair in front of the fireplace.

Lance, who was wrapped in a blanket, clicked his tongue as he looked at the newly issued mainland newspaper in his hand.

"After covering it up for three months, it finally broke out when I couldn't cover it up anymore. It just made the civilians gasp in surprise. What should be known has been known for a long time."

The cries coming from the street made Lance a little upset, and he shouted:

"Lilina! Go and close the window, it's so noisy!"

"Master, you are serious. My country has perished, and you still don't allow me to cry twice."

Lilina, wearing a thick maid uniform, closed the window and muttered.

"Shit! Is that the country he's crying about? What he's crying about is the title and territory he's been deprived of!"

"Look at the pitiful-looking old man who cries the loudest. He's still a count."

"I've been living in the Fiery Red Lips for several months, and I don't even have a copper coin left. I'm just waiting to go back and search the territory to restore blood."

"It's better now. We have nothing, and you still owe us thousands of gold coins. Can you not cry?"

"Master! Look! He's hanged himself!"

Lilina pointed to the window and said quickly.

"Ask the security guard at the door to drive them away, and then notify the police station and ask them to come and arrest them."

"A guy who can scream for a long time even with a small cut on his hand doesn't have the courage to die. He just wants to force us to refund our money."

"It's a joke. He hasn't paid back the money he owes us, but he still wants us to refund him! This kind of behavior is really disgusting!"

"But Master, they come here every day and affect our business. Otherwise, give them some and send them away."

Lilina looked at the people on the street outside shivering with cold, and said with some pity.

"Come here! Lie down here!"

After hearing Lilina's words, Lance pointed to his knees and said angrily.

"Oh!"

Lilina didn't dare to resist, so she walked over obediently and lay on Lance's knees.

A sinister smile appeared on Lance's lips, and he raised his palm high and waved it down.

"Clap! Clap! Clap!"

After a lesson, Lance shook off his numb hands and asked angrily:

"Do you know where I went wrong?"

"You know, if they come back next time after giving money once, they will make more trouble."

"At the same time, it will make others think that we are weak and can be bullied, which will inadvertently cause a lot of troubles."

"Don't you know very well? Why did you say that before?"

Seeing that she hadn't gotten up yet, Lance raised his hand and hit her twice more.

"But if they make trouble like this every day, it won't have a good impact on us."

Lilina climbed up from Lance's body and said aggrievedly, holding her buttocks.

"Don't worry, the matter will be solved. Now, look, the person who solves the problem is here."

Lance walked to the window, pointed at a group of burly men wearing red armbands in the distance and said.

The burliest among them walked up to the old count, raised his hand and slapped him twice.

Then a group of big men raised their fists and beat them until they cried for father and mother and fell to the ground twitching.

Then they were dragged one by one onto a cart and taken away, while someone took a mop and broom to clean up the blood stains on the floor.

The whole process went smoothly, as if it had been done countless times.

"Master, who are they? Why are they so skilled?"

"They?"

Lance glanced at Lilina's chest, raised his fingers at her and said:

"Come here and ask me, Master, to lay down the rules and I'll tell you!"

"Hate!"

After the onset of winter, the temperature in Glory City dropped sharply, and for several days, fine snowflakes were floating in the sky.

Because the girls on the street are all wrapped up tightly, they can no longer see their graceful figures in the summer.

Lance lost interest and turned on the cat winter mode.

In order not to feel too lonely, Lance occupied a VIP suite at the Flaming Lips Bar.

I was being waited on by a large group of beautiful girls wearing very little every day, and I had a very unhappy life.

"May I come in please?"

A woman's voice came from outside the door, and it sounded unreal through the door.

"Come in! My little beauty!"

Lance immediately sat up in the rocking chair, and a bright look suddenly burst out in his eyes.

The door to the room was pushed open, and Karina walked in carrying a lunch box.

"Hi! I thought it was the uniform temptation I ordered. Why is it you?"

Lance lay back down again without interest.

"What do you mean by that expression? I'm so kind to give you food!"

Seeing him so angry, Karina turned around and left.

"Don't! Don't go! My dear Karina, I apologize to you. Come, try on my newly designed clothes!"

Karina walked to the table, put down her lunch box, and took the piece of cloth handed over by Lance with a confused look on her face.

"What about the clothes?"

"That's what you're holding in your hand!"

Karina lowered her head after hearing this and looked at the black cloth strip two meters long and two centimeters wide in her hand with a confused look on her face.

"You don't understand this, come on, let me help you put it on."

"I designed it carefully to avoid all the important areas for women."

"The design fully reflects my thoughts and ideas of respecting women in the new era."

With that said, Lance put the cloth strip around Karina's neck.

Then he crossed them in front of her chest and tied her hands behind her back after making a circle.

Then go back and lift it up from the bottom of the chest, cross the shoulders and tie it at the back, and finally pull it again, perfect!

"Wow!"

Lilina stood aside and applauded, her eyes full of admiration, as if she had learned something.

"Lan! Si!"

Seeing Lilina looking at her with such eyes, Karina could no longer keep her composure on her face.

The strips of cloth were torn apart, Karina's robe moved without any wind, and even her long burgundy hair was flying high.

Looking at Karina with a sneer on her face, Lance swallowed hard and forced a smile:

"Calm down, calm down! Lilina, help me! Ah! Help! Kalina is going to murder her husband!"