Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Aw~! Aw~!"

North Street of Glory City, in the large courtyard of Torun Mansion.

A huge golden wild boar was tied to the big case and howled horribly.

The auspicious snow heralds a good year, and after the first snow falls in winter, the traditional festival of the Anglia continent, the Pig Killing Convention, also begins.

The tauren Torun, who was wearing a leather skirt, was holding a sharp butcher knife and stabbed the golden wild boar in the neck.

A large amount of pig blood suddenly gushes out and flows down the big case.

The big copper basin that fell below poured water all over the naked fair boy inside.

Wait until the golden wild boar's struggle gradually weakens, while it is still alive.

Lance took the butcher's knife from Toren's hand, skillfully opened the golden boar's belly, and cut out two light red pig kidneys from inside.

Torun, the golden wild boar, has been raised for ten years and is bigger than an adult male elephant.

If it weren't for Liszt's practice, Torun, the pig, might not be willing to kill him.

There are eight pig kidneys in its body, each one about the size of a fist.

After getting the pig kidney, Lance used the butcher's knife to smoothly cut both sides of the fair boy's waist, and stuffed two warm pig kidneys into them.

Then he used natural healing magic on the fair boy and waited for the wound on his waist to close.

Lance lifted his legs and began to shake them from side to side, letting the pig kidney come to life in the boy's body.

Julia on the side covered her mouth tightly with both hands, fearing that she would cry out and disturb Lance from treating her brother.

Julia's brother, Robert, was the unlucky guy who was robbed of two waists by the drow elves.

After more than two months of painful torture, I finally had my own waist again.

Although it was two pork kidneys, they were still kidneys, and they were definitely better to use than his previous ones.

Seeing Robert in a pool of blood, his face gradually turned rosy.

Lance threw him into the basin and started to ask Liszt to iron his hair.

Liszt turned the golden boar over and poured hot water on it.

Then Lance picked up the scraper and started shaving the pig.

After removing all the hair from the pig, Torun picked up a huge iron hook, hung it on the beam and disemboweled it.

Only Torun, a tauren, can do this job, otherwise no one can hang such a huge giant pig.

And that beam is also Torun's weapon, the Tauren Chief Totem Pole.

Pig heart, pig liver, pig lung, pig kidney, pig intestine, this series of pig waste are all good things.

Especially pig gall can purify the heart and improve eyesight, detoxify and nourish the skin.

The golden boar had four galls as big as sea bowls. After Torun picked off one gall, he raised his head and drank it all in one gulp.

"How brave!"

After Torun's cow face twisted for a while, his eyes lit up and he praised loudly.

Then Torun took off the second gall and gave it to Liszt, who relaxed a little.

Then he held his breath and drank it down in one gulp. After shaking his body, he took a long breath.

"Cool!"

He was indeed a perfect example of a paladin, but Lance didn't see it as a good show.

Then, Torun picked off the third gall as big as a bowl of sea and handed it to Lance.

The dark green bile was clear without impurities and slightly viscous. Lance looked at the bile in front of him and felt a little uneasy.

"Master! Come on! I believe in you!"

Lilina, who was watching the pig killing, cheered Lance up.

"Come on bad uncle!"

Marina huddled in Karina's arms and shouted with her little fists raised.

"Well, I suddenly remembered that the horse hasn't been fed yet!"

Lance turned around and wanted to run, but Liszt held him from behind.

"Lance, this is a custom that has been passed down on the mainland for thousands of years."

Liszt said sadly in Lance's ear:

"Every man has to kill a whole pig's gall at the pig killing ceremony, which symbolizes family harmony in the new year and the end of all hardships."

"This is a matter of principle, and you won't be allowed to back down! Torun, come on!"

"Moo! Lance, let Lao Niu take care of you personally!"

Toren held Lance's chin and poured gall into his mouth.

"Don't spread a drop! Don't spread a drop! Spread your blessings and spread them!"

"There is a large group of pigs in Lao Niu's backyard. If you let them loose, you have to drink again. Enough!"

After pouring out the dark green bile, Toren squeezed it with his hand to make sure that not a drop was gone before letting Lance go.

"vomit!"

It was so painful that Lance clutched his chest and felt like gagging.

"Don't vomit! Don't vomit. If you vomit, this will be yours!"

Torun flicked the dark green gall hanging in the pig's belly with his fingers, and the smile on his face was extremely honest.

Liszt also moved his wrist, ready to hold Lance up again at any time.

"Cough! Cough!"

Robert, who had regained his life, woke up from his coma and just opened his eyes.

Lance quickly picked off the gall and handed it to Robert.

"Come on! Boy, do it!"

"No, thanks!"

Just as Robert was about to get up from the copper basin, Toren held his shoulders down.

"Do it! It's a man's glory, or you want to sleep with me tonight!"

The muscular tauren Torun gave Robert a knowing look, which scared him so much that he almost screamed.

"Come on boy! I know you can do it!"

He signaled Toren to hold on tight with his eyes. Lance pinched his chin and poured a bowl of gall into him.

After Robert, who had just woken up, was given bile, his limbs twitched strangely a few times and then became completely motionless.

Julia then tends to her unconscious brother and Torun begins carving up the pork.

Karina, Cecilia, and Lilina picked up the pigs and went into the water.

Marina held the inflated pig urine bubble and kicked it around the yard.

Catherine was lighting the fire and flirting with Liszt, who was roasting pork kidneys.

The two met after Liszt stepped down as city lord, and rekindled their old relationship at an astonishing speed, and they soon became passionate.

Under the magic of love, Catherine even temporarily put aside things on Dragon Island and decided to travel the mainland with Liszt.

Catherine would stay with Liszt for the rest of his life.

After Liszt died, Catherine would freeze his body into ice crystals and make it into a necklace to hang around her neck.

After hearing Catherine's thoughts for the first time, Lance only felt creepy and confused about the dragon's brain circuit.

However, Liszt still looked indifferent and even praised Catherine's idea.

Perhaps because his life was about to end, Liszt looked away a lot and did not feel how precious his skin was.

Lance looked at the busy scene in the courtyard with a lazy and comfortable smile on his face.

While eating roasted kidneys and stewing braised pork, this is the main dish for a while, so don’t be careless.

He stood up, picked up a spatula as big as a shovel, and turned the meat over in the pot a few times.

Lance quietly sat back next to the stove.

He definitely wasn't trying to be lazy, absolutely not!