Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

Just as the two men were at war with each other, they were about to start a debate competition of the century.

"Eh~Eh~!"

"My teeth! My teeth are falling out!"

The white stallion howled miserably on the side, and Lance turned to look.

The two broken horse teeth on the ground were so eye-catching, with blood stains scattered around them.

"Injured? If you get hurt, you can cheat! If you cheat, you can extort money."

"Now that I have taken over, I have to make this little loli cry!"

The thoughts in Lance's mind turned quickly, and he gave the white stallion a signaling look.

Lance immediately perked up and said angrily:

"I didn't mention it in the morning, but now your broken horse has kicked my precious horse's teeth out, causing me heavy losses!"

"Stop talking nonsense! Pay for it, or if you don't pay, I'll take you back to my house to warm my bed and pay off your debt!"

"Broken horse? My little red is a descendant of the empire's royal war horse!"

Before Villanse finished speaking, Lance interrupted her.

"What a rubbish horse! This precious colt of mine has the blood of a unicorn! Stop talking nonsense! Pay money!"

"If you don't pay me one hundred and eighty thousand gold coins, you can't even think of leaving today!"

"Your broken horse is worth at most twenty gold coins! The worst I can do is pay you twenty gold coins. Why are you so mean?"

Villanse, a little blond loli, had obviously never experienced such a scene.

Lance got around to it in just two sentences.

Seeing Vilanse's submission, Lance's eyes flashed coldly.

This was the time when she had to take advantage of her, and she would not give up until she took out her underwear.

"Where are you sending the beggars? I'll settle the account for you."

"First of all! My precious foal has unicorn blood and may evolve into a real unicorn in the future."

"And your broken horse's hoof left a terrible psychological shadow on my precious foal, which may very well lead to the failure of my precious foal's evolution."

"The current market price of unicorns is three thousand gold coins per piece, so this is three thousand gold coins."

"In addition, unicorns are born every ten years, which is calculated as one litter at a time."

"I can give birth to at least 30 babies in my lifetime, which is [-] gold coins! Pay for it!"

"Ah! You want to evolve into a unicorn with your broken horse, what are you doing! Don't touch me!"

"My aunt has a lot of money! The worst I can do is give you a unicorn!"

Villanse has been pushed into the corner by Lance, even though she is short in stature.

Compared with the tall Lance, he was at an absolute disadvantage.

But her momentum was not inferior to Lance's at all, and she looked like an angry little tiger.

Villanse's height had just reached Lance's chest and abdomen, and at this time, the little blond girl was standing tall.

She was threatening Lance with her two cute little tiger teeth, as if she was going to pounce on him at any time.

"Loli Loli has three good qualities, but the voiceless body is easy to overthrow!"

Lance grabbed her wrists with one hand, pressed them on top of her head and said angrily:

"Unicorn? Can a unicorn compare with my precious foal? What my precious foal eats is grass, but what it pulls out is gold coins!"

Having said this, Lance carefully looked at Villanse's body with a playful look, and then continued:

"Now my baby's teeth have fallen out and he can't eat grass! How should you compensate me for this loss? Pay the money, or I will arrest you to pay off the debt!"

"Excuse me! Why didn't you say you could pull out the gem! Let me go! Don't let me go, right? I'll bite you to death!"

Seeing that Villanse opened her mouth and really wanted to bite, Lance covered her small mouth and said:

"You don't believe it, do you? Come on, my little pony, turn your butt around and pull one to open her eyes!"

"No no no!"

Seeing that the white stallion was about to turn its butt in front of her, Villanse's eyes widened in horror.

At this moment, Lance, who was covering Villanse's mouth, suddenly felt a soft and slippery touch on his palm.

His body suddenly trembled, and before he could start rippling, he carefully felt the beauty of this loli's tongue.

The severe pain from his palm made Lance scream out immediately.

"Hiss! It hurts! It hurts! Let go! Let go! Are you a dog? Let go! It's bleeding!"

When Villanse finally opened his mouth, two rows of deep tooth marks appeared on Lance's palm.

"Are you a dog? If you say bite, you will bite!"

"You deserve it! I asked you to bully me!"

Villanse stuck out her pink tongue and licked the blood stains on her lips.

His eyes suddenly lit up, and he pounced to bite again.

"What are you doing? You're still biting! If you bite me again, I'll be rude to you!"

"I don't care, just let me take a bite and I'll give you money!"

"There is such a good thing in the world! Where can I bite?"

"Anywhere!"

"Hiss! Take it easy!"

Night falls on the streets of Glory City.

The two people riding horses side by side chatted animatedly.

Especially Villanse, it can be seen that she is very interested in Lance.

Although the two were chatting lively, Lance's eyes were a little solemn.

When Adele left suddenly, he had a vague feeling that the comfortable days were about to pass.

But it wasn't until this moment that Lance suddenly discovered that a new era had arrived.

Seeing Lance's gaze, Villanse subconsciously stuck out his tongue and licked his lips gently.

Then she gave him an innocent smile.

Lance raised his hand, grabbed her golden twin tails and said:

"Pipi Shrimp, let's go!"

"Ah, where are we going?"

Although Villanse didn't understand what Pipi Shrimp meant, she still subconsciously agreed.

"I'll take you to see the goldfish and treat you to a lollipop."

"There will be sausages and milk for you after that. You can just treat me to donuts at the end."

"what?"

Villanse's face showed a confused look, but he still nodded seriously and said:

"Okay, let's go."

Unfortunately, Lance didn't get the donut in the end.

Because on the way, the strong man who secretly protected Villanse appeared and picked her up.

Before that, Lance had already used small talk to get all the details about Villanse.

Villanse Andre Elizabeth, one of the twelve golden families in the empire, is the third daughter of the Andre family.

The second daughter of the Andre family is the new lord of Glory City.

When Villanse's back disappeared into the street, Lance was riding on the back of a white stallion.

He raised his bitten right palm with a gloomy look in his eyes.

As a former elf prince, how could he not understand what this bloodthirsty nature meant.

The blood elves, now the vampires, Lance thought they were still lingering in the underground world.

Unexpectedly, they had already infiltrated into the empire.

Villanse's bloodline was well hidden, if not for his bloodthirsty nature being exposed unintentionally.

Even Lance wouldn't notice anything strange about her body.

Thinking of this, Lance rubbed his eyebrows distressedly and said:

"Hopefully, everything won't be too bad."