Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"I have never traveled so much in my life."

The sun was setting, and before the city gate of Glory City was about to close, a man and a horse entered the city unsteadily.

As soon as they entered the city, the white stallion collapsed on the ground and refused to go any further.

Then he opened his mouth and started crying, which was so sad.

Those who knew it was a horse crying, but those who didn't know thought it was a donkey braying.

It was so miserable today, it managed to escape the fate of being castrated.

Tavina also felt that it was difficult to chase people while wearing a skirt, so she would ride on it.

It originally wanted to lie down on the ground and show off, but Tavina whipped it down, causing it to jump up.

It's so pitiful that as a white horse with no mottled hair, it has never been beaten.

But that woman, Tavina, is still ruthless.A whip is like a blood mark.

Today, I was first seduced by Lanceli, then intimidated by Adele, and finally tortured by Tavina.

In the end, he ran all the way and was beaten all the way.

It broke out three times a day, and now it only feels like its body has been hollowed out, and its soul seems to be floating.

Lance, who was sitting on its back, was not in a hurry to get down, seeing that no one was paying attention to him.

Then he took out two bras, one purple and one white, from his arms and folded them carefully.

Then he took out the exquisite wooden box from the storage ring and carefully collected them.

[Daily mission, the pervert’s collection has been completed. 】

[Because the host completed the mission target twice, it gained 10 villain points. 】

[Achievement: You have accumulated a collection of 1000 beauties' bras, and will be awarded an additional 100 villain points. 】

[Congratulations to the host for receiving the honorary title: Collector of Sex Demons. 】

[After equipped, there is a greater chance of being approved when making requests to women. 】

[Warm reminder: Madam, please take the next step. 】

"Hahaha! Fight me! When I return as the king, you will never get out of bed in your life!"

Lance put his hands on his waist and slowly got off the horse.

I haven’t exercised much in 20 years, and today I have made up for it.

Although Lance now has back pain and cramps in his hands and feet, he must do what he promised.

"Get up, get up quickly, I'll take you to choose a concubine!"

Lance kicked the horse's butt, trying to drive the white stallion up.

"Well, I thought about it seriously, and it's actually quite good to be single."

"Although the night is long and my heart is lonely, at least my legs don't shake and I eat deliciously."

"My life has been shortened by three years at least because of your troubles today. Just let me go and go harm other horses."

"So, you don't want to open this harem?"

Lance asked in surprise when he saw that it looked like it had seen through the world.

"It's not open, it's not open. I've seen what happened to you today."

"It's just two women, and they're torturing you like this. If I really have a harem of three thousand mares, I'm afraid I won't be able to survive even three days."

"Tch! Not a stallion! No wonder you are not a stallion!"

Lance was very tired today, so he sat down next to it, hugged its neck and said:

"Okay, don't look like you've been gutted. I've been through this before."

"Although you say so now, you will regret it before tomorrow."

"In this way, you carry me back, and if you see a horse on the way, just ask for it, and I will buy it and warm the stable for you."

"After that, I'll see how many horses you can control, and I'll buy them for you. After all, you're not as capable as me, so I won't tire you to death one day."

"Actually, I already regret it now!"

For some reason, the white stallion suddenly became energetic. He put his horse's head on Lance's body and said:

"Look over there! Over there! At eight o'clock, there's a little red mare!"

Lance took a closer look and was shocked.

"Holy crap! That's a young horse! This is a crime! You beast!"

"I am a beast! Buy it for me quickly. I fell in love with it at first sight!"

The white stallion couldn't help but urge Lance.

"Wait a minute, what a good eye! This little mare has a pretty face."

"It's just that your body is so big, you won't crush it to death, right?"

A man and a horse walked slowly over, talking around the little red horse.

"I'll be careful. Besides, I'm young now. If I buy it and play with it for two years, I won't be young anymore!"

"This tail! These hooves! This coat color! Ah! These legs! I have decided that it is the only one for me in this life!"

The white stallion approached him with a shy face and said with a rippling expression:

"Little red horse, come home with me. My stable is big and spacious."

"And my nest is soft and warm. It's very comfortable to sleep on!"

Seeing the look of it looking like a madman, Lance couldn't help but cover his forehead.

I really don’t want to admit that I know this stallion because of his textbook pick-up skills.

Who is single if it is not single?He deserves to be single for the rest of his life!

The little red horse was tied to a pillar outside a tavern. It was a lonely horse and felt very insecure.

At this time, I saw a big white stallion coming over obscenely, and the horse was still saying dirty words.

It was so frightened that its legs shook and it hissed immediately.

It happened that this horse was crazy and even ran behind the little red horse to sniff someone's tail.

The frightened little red horse raised its hind hoof and kicked it hard. The hoof hit the horse's face.

The little red horse's hair was combed extremely softly, and its harness was also very luxurious. It should be the mount of an underage girl from a noble family.

Naturally, the little red horse's shoes are also extremely sophisticated and even have barbs.

This made the stallion, who had been tired for a day, collapse to the ground, with blood pouring out of his face.

"Oh oh oh! My teeth! My teeth!"

The stallion rolled twice in pain on the ground, neighing continuously.

"You deserve it. I call you anxious. This means you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry."

Seeing its miserable appearance, Lance couldn't help shaking his head and sighing.

The neighing of the two horses also alarmed the owner of the little red horse in the tavern.

I saw a slender figure holding a candied haws of sugar haws slowly walking out of the tavern.

Looking at the dazzling blond hair on her head, Lang was suddenly shocked.

"Blonde twintails!"

"Uncle Goldfish Monster!"

"Good guy! It's not like enemies don't get together! I haven't settled the accounts with you for what happened this morning! Tell me, how can you make it up to me!"

Lance pointed his finger at her head and said angrily.

Everything was fine this morning. As long as she went home with him, he would definitely make her happy until dawn.

As a result, when she saw the police officer, she shouted and said that she had abducted her and wanted to do strange things to her.

Why didn't I notice before that this little loli has so many dramas?

Was that kidnapping?That's an honest invitation, okay?

"How dare you, a perverted goldfish guy, ask me for compensation!"

Villanse raised the candied haws, pointed at Lance's face and said angrily:

"You pushed me down into the grass at that time! If I hadn't been clever, my clothes would have been gone if I had been a few seconds later!"

"Ah! I was kindly worried that you would have a heat stroke!"

"Ah bah bah! You've harvested the wheat and you're telling me about heat stroke?"