Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Tsk, tsk, you're still a golden man. It's only been a while since he's been gone. My little brother is a little weak."

Tavina sat on Lance's shoulder, took out her handkerchief and gently wiped the sweat on his forehead.

Seeing that Lance was breathing heavily and panting heavily, Tavina couldn't help but laugh.

"Bullshit! I haven't cut anyone with a knife in 20 years!"

"In the past 20 years, the most exercise I have done is bed exercise."

"It doesn't hurt your back to sit and talk. If you don't exercise for 20 years, you'll be more breathless than me!"

On the galloping road in the mountains, Lance carried Tavina on his shoulders.

He hugged her legs and ran all the way, fearing that Adele would catch up and ruin his good deeds.

As Adele's mother, Tavina has the same turquoise eyes as Adele, and long, silky brown hair that hangs down to her hips.

As the mistress of the Amastasia family, Tavina controls the entire elf family as a female.

What he relies on is not his strength, but his charm.

Her nineteen faces are not pretty, the last ones are all legendary, and it is said that there is a strong demigod among them.

And Tavina relies on these nineteen faces who are loyal to her.

Let the Amastasha family become the second largest family in the Elf Kingdom after the Silver Moon family.

Lance has been fascinated by this legendary woman for a long time.

He just wanted to carry her home as soon as possible and throw her on his big bed.

With a "Ouch" sound, he pounced forward and fell into her tenderness, letting her use all her means to enchant him.

Long before the Demon Slayer War, Lance had been plotting against Tavina.

But this woman was too naughty and kept hanging on Lance, making him unable to touch or eat her.

Later, when Lance made up his mind to rob him, Tavina played with him and disappeared.

If the war against demons had not broken out in time, and Lance came to the house three times a day to ask for help, Tavina would have been captured long ago.

As for Lance, who is an elf prince, why is he so obsessed with this woman?

"Haha, I never pant on the road. My little brother must be exhausted. My sister will give you some energy!"

Tavina's waist gently leaned against Lance's head, with a narrow smile on her face.

He put his fingers into his chest, then took out a few white berries and gently fed them into Lance's mouth.

A cool feeling spreads from the mouth, and a stream of heat slowly flows throughout the body.

Lance's eyes lit up and he looked up, meeting those charming and dripping eyes.

As the sweet fragrance hit her face, Tavina gently hooked Lance's chin and said softly:

"What are you looking at, little brother, so happy?"

"You are the silly me a thousand years ago, with the beauty of the world hidden in your chest."

"Those who give sincerely will be happier. I only love your heart in the whole world."

Lance looked at Talina infatuatedly and spoke word by word.

"Little brother, did you write this? What nonsense poem?"

Tavina felt a little amused and tapped Lance's forehead with her index finger.

"Who said this is poetry? I am telling the truth, the truth!"

Lance pressed his face hard against Tavina's leg, with a look of satisfaction on his face.

Tavina was confused and tasted it carefully.

With a "Pfft" sound, Tavina covered her face with her hands and laughed sweetly, her branches trembling with laughter.

"Hate!"

Tavina feigned anger and patted Lance on the back.

"Put my mother down quickly!"

The white stallion was foaming at the mouth and sweating all over his body.

Even though it was so tired that it wanted to die, under the threat of Adele's long knife, it could only run as hard as it could.

"Mom! Stop making trouble! I'm going back to the Elf Forest! Hurry! Come down!"

"Tsk, tsk, I have never seen Adele look like this before. She almost cried when she heard her voice. Don't feel sorry for her!"

Tavina stretched out her white fingers to pick up a strand of hair, and gently swept Lance's face with the tip of the hair.

"It's okay. This girl is strong. If you have anything to do, we can wait until tomorrow!"

Hearing Lance's words, Tavina was surprised, slightly twisted Lance's face and said:

"You scumbag, you don't know how to care about others at all!"

"It's okay. The worse I am, the more you like me, right?"

"Why is this broken road so long? I can't wait any longer!"

Lance's face showed excitement.

He did want to snatch Adele back before, but when he opened the curtain, he spotted Tavina.

Who can remember Adele when there is Tavina? She inherited Tavina's appearance but not her figure.

Besides, Tavina is only over 500 years old this year, which is a tender age for high elves.

Catherine is over 3000 years old, but Liszt is still the same!

Maybe it's because scumbag men and scumbag women are attracted to each other. As soon as they met, they realized they had met the right person.

Lance naturally carried Tavina on his shoulders, and Tavina naturally did not resist.

If it weren't for the fact that there was Adele next to her, the two of them might have had a heated fight in the carriage.

"Mom! Come back quickly! That's my boyfriend!"

Hearing Adele's shout behind her, Tavina's expression froze.

He lightly patted Lance on the shoulder and jumped down, then stood on the roadside adjusting his skirt.

Compared with Adele's clothes, Tavina's clothes are more colorful.

The gorgeous violet dress made her look like a witch in the dark night.

At this time, Tavina stood there with a beautiful smile, which made Lance stunned for a while.

"What are you doing? We're almost here. Didn't we agree to have fun together tonight?"

"Little brother, I'm sorry, my sister has missed the appointment."

Tavina gave Lance an apologetic look, turned and walked towards Adele.

"Why? Didn't you promise me well before?"

Lance asked with a stunned look on his face.

"No, little brother, my sister promised Adele not to steal her man, so goodbye!"

"Wait a minute!"

Seeing Tavina was about to leave, Lance swooped down and hugged her thigh.

"Please, stay with me for one night, just one night!"

"No, I promised Adele."

"It's okay. If you don't tell me, or I don't tell you, Adele won't know."

"That won't work either, Adele will be sad."

"It won't work this way, that won't work either, huh! You scumbag, you deceived my feelings!"

"I said, you two, do you think I don't exist?"

The white stallion fell to the ground just as it ran in front of the two men.

Adele quickly jumped off the horse, kicked the white stallion hard and shouted angrily.

"Then you kick them! Why are you kicking me?"

The white stallion shed tears of grievance in his eyes. He would never do this job again. It was too tiring for the horse.

"Are you sure you don't want to stay with me for one night?"

Seeing Adele walking over angrily, Lance suddenly asked Tavina.

Tavina gave him an apologetic look and took a few steps back.

Prepare to see how Lance, a scumbag, can comfort the furious Adele.

But what Tavina didn't expect was that Adele had just walked in front of Lance and had not yet stood firm.

Lance put her on his shoulders, turned around and ran away.

"You won't accompany me, right? Then let Adele do it instead!"

In just the blink of an eye, Lance was gone.

Tavina was shocked and angry, and she shouted angrily:

"Asshole! Put my daughter down quickly! Put it down!"