Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

Early this morning, Lilina was surprised to find out.

Master Lance, who usually sleeps until morning, actually got up early and started dressing himself up.

Lance put on the most handsome clothes and had the best hair style.

She also kept arranging her appearance in front of the mirror and showing her most perfect smile.

But she didn’t expect Lilina to burst into tears when she saw Lance like this:

"Master, which beauty are you going to pick up again? You didn't even wear this dress when you went on a date with me!"

"You clearly said that I am your favorite girl, but now you are, you are now!"

"I don't care! Take it off! I don't allow you to wear this dress! I made this dress myself!"

Lilina suddenly became jealous for some reason, and Lance grabbed her wrist and held her in his arms from behind.

He bumped his round butt against Lance who was behind him.

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble!"

Lance didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He raised his hand and slapped Lilina hard on her buttocks.

"Master, I am going to the City Lord's Mansion to get a tax refund. I have paid millions of gold coins in taxes. How can I not get some back!"

"Tax refund! But isn't the Flaming Lips Bar not on the list of tax refund merchants?"

Lilina raised her head and looked at Lance, her innocent big eyes full of questions.

"That's what it says, but this list was drawn up by the new city lord."

"As long as we can get rid of her, let alone a tax refund, we can even reduce the tax!"

Seeing Lance's confident look, Lilina said with some worry:

"But I heard that the new city lord is ruthless and ruthless, and he has four ruthless and legendary strong men under his command."

"There were people who went to plead for mercy and offer bribes before, but they were all severely beaten and then thrown out of the city lord's mansion."

"Master, otherwise, please don't go!"

"I haven't spent all these years in vain!"

Seeing that Lilina was so worried about him, Lance felt a warm current in his heart.

"Go! Of course you have to go, Lilina, you have to have confidence in your master."

"You know, the new city lord is a woman, and your master is best at dealing with women."

"But she always wears a mask, maybe she looks ugly?"

Hearing Lilina say this, Lance also felt that it made sense.

After all, if the city lord turns into his ex-girlfriend, it will be difficult for Lance to get along in Glory City.

"Okay! Master, I will only use six of my powers today to make her fall in love with me, but not to the extent of being a lover."

"In this way, even if I abandon her after using her, she will only suffer the consequences of being dumb!"

"Um, Master, if you are so narcissistic, it's not necessarily clear whether you are her type!"

Seeing Lance's sworn look, Lilina couldn't help but feel an inexplicable sadness in her heart.

At this time, Catherine's earnest teachings were still echoing in her mind.

Lilina lowered her gaze and looked at Lance's legs and thought to herself:

"With such long legs, the master will be very good if he breaks them, right?"

"Ha! Is there any woman in the world that I can't win? What a joke!"

Lance's tone was full of confidence.

But at this moment, Lance suddenly felt an inexplicable chill coming from behind.

Turning her head to look warily, she saw the innocent smile on Lilina's face.

"Ahem! Lilina, have you read all the books I asked you to read carefully?"

Lance asked, clearing his throat.

"Yes, Master, I have finished watching "Master's Obedient Loli Maid" and "My Sweet Maid", and I have finished reading "Innocent Maid and Pretty Master" currently."

"Oh, that's good. Do you know the "Maid Rules"?

Lance felt relieved and continued to ask.

"Master, I carried it all back."

"Okay, let's recite a section and listen."

"The rules of a maid, the training of the master. Be good at first and obedient at the next."

"A good maid will be loved by her master. No violence, but sunshine..."

Villanse leaned on the backrest in the car and stared at the street outside the car window.

The streets are busy with cars and people.

Villanse has always been full of curiosity about this city that has witnessed heroic epics.

She wanted to see every brick and tile, every plant and tree in this city.

"Okay, let's stop here."

Villanse caught a glimpse of the candied haws stall from yesterday again, recalling the sweet and sour taste, and suddenly felt his mouth watering.

Villanse gently jumped out of the carriage, pushed away the attendants on the left and right, and then came to the stall with brisk steps.

The red fruit was covered with a layer of crystal clear sugar-coating, and when the little girl bit it gently, the sugar-coating shattered.

The sweet and sour hawthorn spreads between the lips and teeth. The taste is endless and unforgettable.

After eating it once, Villanse fell in love with the taste.

"Okay Marina, two skewers are enough. Eating too much will damage your teeth."

The man standing in front of the stall said softly.

"No, no! Two skewers are not enough, I want more, I want more!"

The little girl took a bunch in each hand, and pestered the man reluctantly.

The little girl's delicate nose was also twitching, as if if you don't buy it for me, I will cry for you.

What impressed Villanse deeply was the little girl's rare burgundy eyes.

It is said that only witches with extremely pure blood can have such eye color.

"How cute, sir, is she your daughter?"

As soon as Villanse saw this cute little girl, he liked her from the bottom of his heart and stepped forward to talk to her.

"No, she is my wife!"

Lance, who was squatting on the ground, hugged Marina and looked back warily.

"Wow! Golden Retriever Lolita! Still with twin tails!"

With just one glance, Lance opened his mouth in surprise, and he didn't even know that the candied haws in his mouth fell to the ground.

That dazzling blond hair shines in the sun.

There was a hint of pride on her fair and delicate face, although Lance would call it tsundere.

The turquoise lace princess dress looks particularly fresh and refined.

Although there is only a slight bulge on the chest, it doesn't matter. The little loli's future development potential is huge.

What's more, she's wearing white stockings!

Looking at Villance's slender and straight white legs, Lance's Adam's apple twitched.

With such a small body and such perfect proportions, what if she waits until she grows up!

"Ahem! I was just joking with you."

"The little girl is here to buy goldfish, ah, is she here to buy candied haws?"

"Here, uncle will buy it for you. Take it, take it. You're welcome. In fact, uncle knows your mother very well."

Before Villanse could figure out what was happening, Lance stuffed a bunch of candied haws in his hand.

"Don't worry, my uncle is not a good person. He has never been to the police station. He is a good citizen of Glory City."

"Little cutie, where are your parents? Oh, uncle knows, are you lost?"

"Let uncle take you home. Oh, by the way, uncle also has a big goldfish at home. I'll take you to see it!"