Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Lord Sheriff, you listen to my explanation! You listen to my explanation!"

"I really just wanted to send that little loli home, ah, I didn't know she was a little loli, I thought she was an adult!"

"I just saw her alone, helpless, standing in front of the candied haws stall and drooling!"

"I kindly bought her a candied haws on a stick and offered to take her home. She didn't refuse at the time!"

"Lord Sheriff, you have to believe me! There is definitely something wrong with that little loli!"

"By the way, she even cheated me out of a gold coin, which was the money I used to marry a wife and buy a house!"

In the interrogation room of the Glory City Police Station, Lance was handcuffed to a chair.

He complained endlessly to the newly appointed female sheriff in front of him.

"Adele! Adele, come and save me!"

"Stop howling! Adele resigned this morning! I heard she made enough money and is planning to go back to her hometown to get married."

Female Sheriff Sophia rubbed her brows in distress, slapped her delicate hand on the table and shouted:

"You should wake up! The previous protective umbrella can no longer protect you!"

"Tell me the truth and I will be lenient if you confess! If you resist, you will be lenient!"

Lance was shocked when he heard this:

"What! Adele, she's actually leaving!"

"Tracy! Milly! Come here quickly!"

Hearing Lance's shout, the door of the interrogation room was suddenly pushed open by the two women.

"What are you doing! Who let you in!"

Sofia shouted angrily.

"When did Adele leave?"

Lance asked anxiously with a panicked look on his face.

"I left in the morning. I should be able to catch up now, but aren't you always ruthless? What happened today?"

This was the first time Tracy saw Lance look like this, and she asked playfully.

"Stop talking nonsense! Quick, untie me!"

Lance urged quickly, and what shocked Sofia was that Tracey and Milly actually stepped forward to unlock his handcuffs.

"I see who of you dares!"

Sophia slapped the table and stood up, her cold face covered with frost.

But the two women's bodies only stagnated for a moment, and then they quickly unlocked Lance's handcuffs.

"You! You! Is Glory City already so dark?"

This scene was so magical that Sofia, who had just been transferred from the imperial capital, found it unbelievable.

Seeing Lance touch his wrist, stand up from the interrogation chair and want to leave, Sofina got angry and slammed the table for the third time.

With a "pop!", the interrogation table fell down.

"Crazy, violent woman!"

Lance glanced at her in surprise and walked towards the door of the interrogation room.

"Stop! What do you think this is? Your home? This is the empire's security station!"

Sofia's full chest was rising and falling with anger, and she stood in front of Lance.

"Listen, no matter who you are, you must face justice and accept severe punishment from the law!"

"Heartless Sheriff, if in normal times, I would still have time to play with you."

"Now I'm in a hurry, get out of my way! Don't think that you, Mr. Lance, don't hit women!"

Adele was about to run away, but this woman stupidly stood in front of him.

Angry, Lance rolled up his sleeves and was about to teach her a profound lesson.

"Lance, calm down, calm down!"

Tracy quickly hugged Lance and said.

"That's right, she is new here and is ignorant. Let's teach her, teach her!"

Millie also echoed from the side.

Seeing this scene in front of her, Sophia felt a chill on her back.

Since taking office, my work has become easier.

Sofia didn't feel that this place was any different from the Imperial Capital.

Sofia even became good sisters with Tracey and Millie, viewing them as her right-hand men.

But what she didn't expect was that under the peaceful and tranquil appearance of the Glory Sun, there was such a shocking darkness hidden.

The Sheriff, who symbolizes justice, actually lives in the same den as the perverted criminal Snake Rat who abducts girls.

After being arrested, he could still walk out of the police station with great arrogance.

Looking through the cracks, Sofia could already imagine the precarious life the people of Glory City were leading.

"Do you want to leave? Unless you step over my body!"

"Even though the City of Glory is extremely dark, I am still willing to use my passion to fight against evil to the end!"

Seeing Sophia opening her arms and blocking the door, Lance couldn't help but frowned and asked the two women:

"Tracy, is there something wrong with her here?"

Lance pointed to his head.

"Maybe so. I heard that if breasts are too big, it will affect the development of the brain."

"Oh!"

Lance's anger disappeared immediately, and he looked at Sophia with caring eyes.

Not bothering to fight with her, he kicked the wall next to Sophia, and the entire wall fell down.

Only the door that Sophia was guarding behind was still standing firmly.

"The maintenance fee will be sent tomorrow!"

Lance said, waving his hand back.

"Okay!"

The two women responded in unison.

"By the way, I'm going to ride on a horse from the security team. You guys will tell me later,"

"Okay, Uncle Lance, please walk slowly!"

"This!"

Sofia watched Lance leave, feeling anxious and angry.

In excitement, he rolled his eyes and fainted from the anger of the three of them.

A moment later, a man and a horse rushed out from the security station and galloped along the main road of Glory City.

"This careless bitch actually left just as she said she would!"

"I haven't slept with her yet. How can it be so easy to leave?"

"If I had known better, I would have taken away her share of the money. What a mistake!"

The guard at the city gate heard the sound of galloping horse hooves behind him. Just as he was about to turn around, the horse galloped past his ears with strong wind.

"Stinky bitch! Stinky bitch! Stinky bitch!"

When Lance ran out of the city and looked up, Adele was no longer on the road.

Anxiously, Lance stroked the white stallion under him and used natural magic to communicate:

"A handsome horse! A handsome horse! As long as you can catch up with Adele today, you can choose any mare in the entire Glory City!"

"Even if you want to open a big harem, I promise you!"

Hearing this, the stallion underneath him was moved, but he still asked cautiously:

"咴咴!咈哧咈哧!

"Then what should I do if they don't obey me?"

"Good guy, you are really thoughtful!"

Hearing this, Lance leaned down and whispered in its ear:

"Don't worry, Uncle Lance, I have a secret medicine that will ensure that they will be completely obedient to you and won't be able to stop!"

When the stallion, whose mother was single, heard this, his eyes turned red.

"唏唷唷唛唛!"

The stallion's speed immediately increased by more than one level, and it ran faster and faster without even taking a breath.

A faint radiance emerged on its body, especially the ray of light on its forehead, which was even more dazzling green.

"This horse actually has unicorn blood!"

Lance looked at the stallion under him strangely.

Unexpectedly, it awakened under the temptation of beauty!