Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

Why are the Elf Legions so powerful? Because they are really inhumane.

While the human warriors were still using their legs to rush on their way.

The elven soldiers have collectively boarded the magic airship. Heroic soldiers descended from the sky along the way, and the warship cleared the way.

He used expensive exploding crystals as a standing weapon and used gold coins to smash the opponent to death.

Pull out an elf soldier at random, and his shiny equipment can blind the eyes of the opponent.

With the blessing of Qian's ability, black iron can chase and chop bronze, and bronze can crush silver and beat him.

A few silvers cooperate.It can chase the golden strong man to the sky and into the earth.

And a golden man with top-notch equipment can challenge a human legend in a duel.

Indeed, the difference in strength between each level is huge.

For example, although a strong gold player cannot instantly kill silver, he is absolutely crushing in terms of strength.

But equipment greatly makes up for this gap.

Under normal circumstances, when Golden Glory and Silver Will punch each other, the golden strongman will stagger at most, but Silver will vomit blood and fly out.

But if the strong gold player is wearing novice equipment, but the silver player opposite is wearing top-notch equipment.

The golden strongman punched out, and the magic light on Bai Yin's body opposite him flashed without even shaking his body.

On the opposite side, Bai Yin took out a shiny sword and swung it with the bonus of the equipment.

Not only can it cut off the scraps of metal on the golden man's hands, but it can also cut off his arms.

No matter how much fighting spirit was poured into that broken sword or how much magic was added to it.

But the upper limit of what the material can withstand is there. If you force it, it will break on its own.

No matter how strong your body is, you can't withstand a weapon that has a series of bonuses such as sharpness, magic breaking, armor breaking, and weakness.

And with the addition of this inhumane equipment, the fighting power unleashed by the Elf Legion was extremely terrifying.

Especially after Lance reformed the military system, abandoned heroism and emphasized teamwork.

The elven army, which has a well-established advance and retreat and a tacit cooperation, also has the capital to compete with the powerful demigods.

Among the kingdoms crushed by the elven legions, there are also strong demigods who intend to turn the tide on their own.

The most famous among them is the right hand of God of the Theocracy of Light, Paladin Commander Mikain.

He directly released his angel incarnation, stood in mid-air, and asked the Elf Legion to withdraw in the name of the God of Light.

Then he was shot with a volley of magic-breaking arrows by the elven army, which turned him from an archangel into a free-roaming chicken.

After the Sundial Elf King came back, he even boasted to Lance, saying that if Mikain hadn't run too fast and he hadn't caught up, he would have chopped off the Theocracy's right hand of God.

After the return of Paladin Commander Micaine, after learning from the pain, he joined forces with the Pope to launch a tax collection project.

And imitating the military system of the Elf Legion, a similarly inhuman army was established, the Knights of the Dawn.

Although the elves finally withdrew, their invincible and invincible figure still became a nightmare for countless kingdoms.

The strong appearance of the Elf Legion announced the end of the old era military system.

The strong began to find it difficult to control the outcome of the war, and the scenes of one cavalry defeating thousands gradually ceased to appear.

The royal families of various countries, who were overwhelmed by the great nobles, also saw the opportunity to strengthen their royal power.

Some of them succeeded, using the new tax system to establish elite legions and consolidate the king's power.

And some failed, and were defeated by the powerful nobles with demigods.

All the efforts were in vain to benefit others.

After a period of turbulent times, the mainland has gradually stabilized.

At the same time, it has become a consensus that everyone must pay taxes.

Regardless of whether you are a clergyman, a powerful demigod, or even the royal family themselves, you must pay taxes to support the construction of the country.

Otherwise, one will be despised by people, not welcomed by all countries, and will not be accepted by any royal family.

Especially after the royal families of various countries learned from the excellent tax collection experience of the Elf Kingdom.

Even the most powerful demigods and the most stubborn churches must obediently take out their wallets and pay taxes to the country.

The tax departments of various countries have perfectly inherited the fine tradition of tax collection in Reims.

First, create a public opinion war and use moral kidnapping to push them to the forefront.

Then mobilize their relatives, children, friends, and lovers to launch an ideological offensive against them.

Then a large group of children were mobilized and stood at their door waving small flags and shouting:

"We want bread! We want milk! The city needs to be built! The motherland wants a future!"

Under this series of offensives, most people will surrender and pay their taxes obediently.

Even a demigod cannot face the contemptuous looks of his old friends.

As for the church, when they lose the support of the people, they lose everything.

If these methods are exhausted and there are still stubborn people who don't know what to do, what will happen?

The royal family, which stands on the moral high ground, has united the majority of people, and has been fattened by taxes, can use its knife to kill people.

First pick out the unlucky guy who dances the most happily, and use bloody methods to make the rest of the guys look like babies.

Just go in with the white knife and come out with the red knife. All the men will be hacked to death and all the women will be sold.

Their property was confiscated, and their titles and territories were confiscated.

They don't even have tombs set up for them, and they even bring their children with them every day to spit on them.

Then write them into textbooks and let them be infamy for eternity.

Lance has already used this carrot and stick method extremely skillfully.

And the royal families of various countries are even better than their predecessors, and they have done countless fancy things.

He even created a tax model. If he paid more taxes, he would not only get a title, but also be included in the textbooks and be respected by thousands of people.

Life in this world is nothing more than fame and wealth.

Even a demigod cannot escape from this circle.

Some demigods even donated all their property to the royal family before their death to support the construction of the kingdom for the sake of their fame.

When Lance found out about this, he was almost shattered.

Then if he had anything to do, he would run to the elf prophet and give him a hint. After all, Lance had been coveting the divine arrow for a long time.

Anyway, at such an old age, the elf prophet would not be able to live for more than a few thousand years.

Seeing that he looked like he was about to die, it was better to donate his family property to the royal family in advance. Lance guaranteed that he could be famous in the Elf Kingdom forever.

But this old guy always pretended not to understand, chatting with Lance, and never mentioned the magic arrow.

After this reform of the tax system across the continent, paying taxes has become common sense to everyone. It cannot be avoided by being strong or having connections.

So even though Karina was extremely heartbroken, the tax still had to be paid.

You must pay it all, otherwise if you evade taxes and are discovered by the tax department, they will make you feel what it means to spend money.

Lance didn't want to wake up to find 'tax evasion is shameful and an enemy of the people' written on the outside wall of the bar.

Then a group of children stood outside and shouted:

"Shame on you for tax evasion and tax evasion! What a good example to pay taxes!"

"We want bread! We want milk! The city needs to be built! The motherland wants a future!"

If that scene happened, Lance and the others would really be embarrassed to see anyone.