Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"How could you, an idiot, let her go? You were holding her long legs, and you were asking her to stay even if you were dead!"

"At least, at least get the first blood first! Now it's good, I don't get any advantage, and I have an angry dragon girlfriend on my head."

"I'm far away on Dragon Island. It would take a day to send a message using magic."

"But you don't even dare to flirt with a girl here. If she comes back and sees your son and daughter, the entire Glory City will not be able to withstand her misfortune!"

Hearing Lance's curse, Liszt just said lightly:

"I believe in her and she will come back."

Seeing how infatuated he was, Lance had nothing to say and could only give him a thumbs up.

Later, due to the drastic changes in Dragon Island, Catherine could not get away.He never came back.

There was still contact at first, but later, after Catherine used magic to send back the words "Wait for me, I will be back", there was no news again.

After Lance used magic to contact the experienced dragon over there, the words he received were unclear.

All I know is that there is civil unrest over there, and Catherine is very busy every day.

Later I heard that Catherine used her strength to overwhelm a group of dragons and was crowned Dragon Queen.

After receiving the news, Lance's heart dropped.

Now, she's become a queen, and all the handsome guys from the Dragon Clan are lining up to stand in front of her.

You can pick whichever one you want, and you will still remember who Liszt is.

But after Liszt learned the news, he smiled calmly and said "I believe her".

Lance blocked all the words he had prepared.

After more than ten years apart, Catherine remains as charming as ever.

Liszt has changed from a young man in his 20s to a handsome middle-aged man in his 40s.

If it weren't for Liszt, the foundation of being a strong silver man would still be there, allowing him to barely maintain the appearance of his youth.

I'm afraid Catherine won't recognize him now.

In the tavern, Catherine raised a jar of strong wine and drank "tons and tons" of it into her stomach.

Then he breathed a long sigh of relief and said:

"Flying all the way from Dragon Island is really exhausting!"

As he said that, he put his long legs wearing boots on Lance's body.

"Give me a massage, I'm almost cramping."

"okay!"

Lance swallowed, took off her high-heeled boots, and started kneading them skillfully.

"I haven't seen you for more than ten years, and your craftsmanship is still so good."

Catherine squinted her eyes and enjoyed it, and said lazily.

"No, I originally wanted to use this trick to trick a good wife and mother into coming back."

"But I didn't expect that I almost brought back a queen."

Lance cursed in his heart.

If Liszt hadn't taken down Catherine with his strength, Lance wouldn't have dared to imagine his current life.

After all, Catherine said harshly:

"Only my wife dumps a man, but no man has ever dared to dump my wife!"

"When the war is over, I will take you back by force!"

"You can only love me for the rest of your life."

"I don't believe it anymore. I can't conquer you with my fists and whip!"

At that time, these words scared Lance so much that he wanted to flee back to the Elf Kingdom overnight.

After all, the overall strength of Dragon Island is stronger than that of the Elf Kingdom.

If Lance is really kidnapped by Catherine, then the Elf Kingdom.

Probably, maybe, maybe, no one will be sent to rescue him.

After all, his parents were summoned by the Elf Goddess.

But there seems to be no one in the Elf Kingdom who really cares about his own life and death.

Oh, rights, what an interesting thing.

Countless people have sacrificed their lives for it, but after getting it, they still have to worry about it.

Just when Lance was sighing in his heart, a jade hand suddenly stretched out and pinched Lance's chin.

"Little Lance, let me take a good look!"

With that said, Catherine raised her hand and gently took off the golden eyepatch on Lance's right eye.

And as the sun-like golden eyes slowly opened, Catherine's eyes couldn't help but soften.

"You have changed so much. If I hadn't seen your current image in advance, I would never have recognized you."

As she spoke, Catherine gently touched Lance's left eye with her fingers.

"Does it still hurt? I've suffered a lot from you these past years."

"The pain has stopped a long time ago. In fact, it's pretty good now. At least I don't have to go to school every day."

Lance smiled softly and put on the blindfold again.

The arrow not only penetrated his left eye, but also destroyed most of his face.

Even if it grows back later, its appearance and outline have changed drastically.

Although he could vaguely see some of his past appearance, no one would associate him with the Elf Prince.

After the soul was broken, the fluctuation of Lance's soul also changed a lot.

That's why Lance showed up in Glory City in a swaggering manner. Otherwise, if he had kept his head hidden, Lance would probably feel even more painful.

After Liszt and Catherine looked at each other, the relationship between Lance and Catherine gradually changed.

After going through some things, the relationship between the two became more like that of brother and sister.

After all, the relationship that Lance worked so hard for before will not just disappear.

The reason why Lance wanted to set up a trap at that time was to take the initiative to dump Catherine.

It was because of his surprise.During the relationship between the two, Catherine gradually took the dominant position.

She seems to want to cultivate herself into a little milk dog!Yes, this word is the most appropriate!

Fortunately, everything did not fall out of Lance's plan, otherwise, Lance's dream of a harem might have come to nothing!

"By the way, you said Liszt is going to die. Is it really that serious?"

After taking a short rest, Catherine suddenly straightened up and said seriously.

"Yes."

Speaking of this, Lance also had a look of worry in his eyes.

He originally thought that Liszt would protect Glory City until his strength recovered.

No matter what trouble there is, it is not a trouble as long as Liszt takes action.

Thanks to Liszt, Lance has been able to let go of everything and enjoy life to the fullest these years.

But he keenly discovered that the frequency of seeing Liszt became less and less during this period.

Most of the time, Liszt stayed in his bedroom, sleeping quietly.

This subtle change is the most terrifying thing, because it makes everyone ignore Liszt's physical condition.

But Lance knew that Liszt's body had reached its limit.

After all, something like strength needs to be accumulated bit by bit.

Anything that is achieved overnight will come at a huge price.

Unlike Lance and Toren, both of them are geniuses that are rare to see in a thousand years.

Even so, the strength of the two of them grew bit by bit over hundreds of years of practice, and finally they became demigods.

But Liszt was different. When he was 20 years old, he managed to break through to the silver level.

But at the age of 21, he was forcibly initiated.

So although Liszt has the strength of a demigod, he is not a true demigod.

He is more like a continuation of his demigod master.