Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

There is a secret technique in the paladin's training system.

By sacrificing yourself, you pour all your power into another person's body.

This is sacrifice and dedication.

Sacrifice, sacrifice yourself, let all your power go out of your body.

Dedicate, dedicate everything you have to help others.

But the conditions for using this secret technique are extremely stringent. First, the two people must have the same power.

Secondly, the relationship between the two people must be very close and reach the point where their hearts are connected.

After the secret technique is completed, the caster will die, and the strength of the recipient can never exceed the upper limit of the caster's strength.

At the same time, the life span of the subject will not be improved.

Therefore, this secret technique is equivalent to allowing the powerful demigod to live for several decades longer.

But it might destroy a future demigod.

If it hadn't been for the repeated defeats of the Light Alliance, Liszt's master would also have suffered fatal injuries.

What he meant was that he would not use this secret technique on Liszt.

But in the battle with the powerful demons, several demigods from the Kingdom of Light fell one after another.

And if Lister inherits his demigod strength, he may become the key to changing the situation of the battle.

So after consulting Liszt, he reluctantly used this secret technique on Liszt.

And Liszt did not disappoint him, perfectly inheriting his power.

If he could stop it, Liszt might be able to live to the limit of his lifespan safely.

Lance and the others will also have enough time to find a solution to his problem.

But during the Demon Slayer War, Liszt almost unreservedly mobilized the power of the powerful demigod in order to avenge his master.

Later, in a duel, he killed the first demon general.

And on that stormy night, Liszt suffered an extremely serious injury.

Perhaps because he didn't want Lance and the others to worry, Liszt had been hiding his condition.

Until the morning six days ago, Lance proudly went to Liszt to show off his beef balls.

This unintentional move shocked Lance.

Liszt completely lost consciousness in his deep sleep, and did not even know that Lance was in front of him.

It wasn't until two hours later that Liszt slowly woke up.

That's not a deep sleep, that's a coma!

Lance was once a peak demigod and knew what his situation meant.

Liszt's end was approaching.

In this case, the methods that can keep him alive are almost always dark and bloody.

Lance understood Liszt's character and knew that advice was useless.

He immediately sent a magic message to Longdao in order to attract Catherine's attention.

Lance attached his own image to the magic communication.

And told Catherine that her cousin was still alive and that Lister was about to hang up.

In these years, when Lance contacted Longdao, he always used Liszt's name and tone.

So when Catherine knew that Lance was still alive, she knew that this was no joke, something serious had really happened to Liszt!

If this magical communication was seen by other dragons, they would definitely be confused.

Since when did Catherine have an elf cousin?And if Liszt wants to hang it up, where should he hang it?

Only Catherine, who has been with Lance for a long time, will recognize that this is Lance's tone and the meaning of his words.

After receiving the news, Catherine made an explanation and set off immediately. She has been rushing here almost non-stop for the past five days.

Seeing the tired look on Catherine's face, Lance couldn't help but feel sour in his heart.

I wonder if those ex-girlfriends will be so worried after my accident?

Probably not, but as long as they don't dance on their graves, I can accept it.

"What are you thinking? So ecstatic!"

Catherine pulled Lance over, held his head tightly in her arms and said:

"Little Lance, it's such a big deal that you're still alive, why didn't you tell me!"

"You can't trust me! Do you know how long you have made me sad?"

"And your magic communication made me nervous all the way. What do you think I should do to punish you?"

"Um!"

Lance danced and resisted, covering his face with warm nephrite. Although it felt comfortable, it was torture to prevent him from breathing.

But he couldn't resist Catherine, and now Catherine was just making a little joke with him.

If he scratched in the wrong place, it made Catherine angry.

Then the wheelchair Lilina bought really came in handy!

Lilina hasn't corrected herself yet, if she accidentally falls into her hands!

"Um!"

Thinking of this, Lance was heartbroken, straightened up, and lay in Catherine's arms pretending to be dead.

"Hey, wake up! Don't pretend to be dead! This is the first time I've heard that a golden man can be suffocated to death!"

Catherine let go of Lance and shook his shoulders.

Lance's eyes were closed tightly, his head tilted, and his tongue stuck out.

In order to make Catherine understand the seriousness of the matter, Lance decided to pretend for a while.

"Just pretend, okay, I'll give you first aid."

Catherine put on her boots, stretched her ankles and said:

"If I step down, a dead dragon will turn into a living dragon!"

"I remember a few days ago, Elder Black Dragon refused to admit his defeat at cards. He lied on the ground and lied to me. I kicked him down and kicked the shit out of him!"

Hearing this, Lance trembled, opened his eyes slightly, and saw that the metal heel reflecting the light was about to step on.

He immediately rolled on the ground and jumped up with a "swish" sound.

Before she could stand still, Catherine opened her arms and rushed over.

"Um!"

Lance danced again.

I hope this scene will not be seen by Liszt, although the two of them often played like this before Liszt.

But Catherine is Liszt's real girlfriend now, so it would not be good to do this again.

After a long time, Lance gasped and collapsed on his seat.

"My aunt, what do you want to do? If Liszt sees this, he will really chop me down!"

Lance raised his head and stuffed his nose with a ball of paper, even the nosebleeds were stifled!

"Tch, anyway, you are both my ex-boyfriend and my backup."

"If Liszt dies, I will take you back to Dragon Island. Anyway, one of you two must marry me!"

Catherine picked up a jar of strong wine and poured it into her mouth "tons and tons".

Then he put the empty wine jar on the table, wiped the wine from the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand and said.

"Okay, now you've taken advantage of me, quickly find a way to save Liszt."

"If he really dies, you will never leave Dragon Island in your life!"

Lance tasted the meaning of Catherine's words, stood up suddenly and said:

"Gone?"

"Gone!"

"Why is it gone?"

"It's long gone!"

"Then prepare his funeral arrangements."

Lance slumped down in his chair and gasped.

"I will carve the tombstone myself!"

Catherine sighed softly after hearing Lance's words.

He pulled Lance over and held his head firmly in his arms.