Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"You said you're so good-looking, but you look like what I like best. What do you want me to do?"

In a remote corner, Lance pushed an aristocratic girl against the wall.

There was a warm smile on his face, and he was playing with the noble girl's long hair.

"When I met you, it was not my best time, but it was my most beautiful time. Beautiful lady, do you believe in love at first sight?"

Lance took a strand of the noble girl's hair, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it.

"Don't ask me how deeply I love you. From the first moment I saw you, I will miss you every day for the rest of my life."

Lance held the noble girl's beautiful cheek, looked at her confused eyes, and was about to kiss her gently.

"It's been so many years, Lance, you still look like you."

Behind Lance, a woman's sweet voice suddenly came.

Hearing the sudden sound, the noble girl woke up from a dream.

Only then did he realize that he had been deceived by the strange man in front of him, and his clothes were half-undressed.

So out of shame and anger, he pushed Lance away.

After hurriedly tidying up his clothes, he covered his face and fled.

"Who! Who ruined my good deeds? Don't you know that Uncle Lance has a bad temper?"

Seeing his prey fleeing, Lance almost broke his nose with anger.

When angry, he would roll up his sleeves and hit someone.But when he turned around, he saw a tall beauty wearing long boots.

Her long, bright red hair, like a flame, hung straight down to her waist.

She has curved horns on her head and a mature and charming face.

The tight leather jacket tightly wrapped her beautiful figure, revealing a wild temptation.

But as soon as she opened her eyes, the majesty in the beast's pupils was revealed.

It will make all men who desire her become silent and tremble.

The look like that of a predator sizing up food made Lang suddenly recall who the woman in front of him was.

"Dragon Lady! No, no!"

"It's you! Sister Catherine, hahahaha. Long time no see. Are you here to see Liszt?"

"Wait a moment, I'm going to catch him."

Lance rubbed oil on his feet and tried to slip away, but his shoulders were held tightly by a jade hand.

"Little Lance, have you done anything to feel sorry for me? Why did you run away when you saw me?"

"No, no, if I'm sorry, it's Liszt who's sorry for you."

Lance explained hurriedly.

"By the way, eldest sister, you must be thirsty and hungry after coming all the way. How about this? I'll be the host and help you, eldest sister!"

"Okay, I've been flying all the way and I'm already hungry!"

Catherine grabbed Lance's neck and hugged him carelessly.

Feeling the tyrannical strength in her arms and the faint smell of blood on her body, Lance could only moan secretly in his heart.

The beauty in front of her is none other than Liszt's violent girlfriend, Catherine.

Don't be fooled by her charming appearance and sweet voice.

Catherine is a red dragon, a red dragon whose strength has already reached the peak of demigods.

During the Demon Slayer War, Lance originally wanted to play with this red dragon, but he didn't expect that Catherine was actually a hidden slut.

She actually turned her tail into a whip to whip people. When the whip came down, the demigods would scream from the whip.

Moreover, Catherine has a very strong character, likes absolute dominance, and loves to ravage men.

But Lance had already provoked Catherine at that time, so when Catherine saw that Lance was actually with another woman.

Without saying a word, he took out his whip and hit him.

When Lance saw that I couldn't cure you anymore, he raised his fist and wanted to teach Catherine a lesson.

But Lance still underestimated the dragon's extremely powerful body.

As for an elf who tried to fight a giant dragon in hand-to-hand combat, Lance's bones were almost torn apart by her on the spot.

Although Lance did not use all his strength or weapons at that time.

But Catherine also didn't use her true body, using claws and teeth.

After all, both parties belong to the same camp, and it is impossible to really fight for their lives.

But it wasn't Lance's character to be beaten unilaterally. Seeing that he couldn't beat him, Lance opened his mouth and called for help.

When Liszt and Toren saw that Lance was being beaten unilaterally, they immediately left the field to help.

Catherine, on the other hand, became more and more excited as she fought and did not let the other dragons help.

With one against three, a whip was pressed against the three of them.

Torun was still dissatisfied at first?But then I was almost beaten to autism.

And Lance also had a psychological shadow on this violent woman.

Originally, Lance and Toren were ready to stop, but the stubborn Liszt got into trouble with this woman again.

Because when Liszt just came off the stage, Catherine whipped him and knocked him to his knees.

Liszt has only kneeled to the God of Light in his life, and it would be a great shame for him to kneel to someone else.

In order to regain his glory, Liszt chose to defeat Catherine to prove himself.

Lance and Toren could only risk their lives to accompany the gentleman and accompany him to be whipped.

To be honest, fighting three people with bare hands would be too much of a disadvantage.

Because Catherine has a whip in her hand. The whip in her hand is transformed from the tail and is also part of her body.

But Lance and the other three were bare-handed. If Lance took out the Sun Sun Wheel, it would mean that the matter had escalated.

If a real fire breaks out, no one can bear the consequences.

But the strange thing is that Liszt's indomitable spirit actually made Catherine appreciate him.

And Liszt also admired this powerful woman.

The two made peace because they were in each other's hearts.Very impressed.

The two people actually started to see each other like this.

In the later stages of the war to eliminate demons, the two also began to live as a couple with flirting and flirting.

Lance also didn't expect that Lister, an old virgin, could actually subdue this female tyrannosaurus.

Lance expressed his admiration for him.He also conducted love training for Liszt many times.

Hopefully he can get Catherine's first blood soon.

But this idiot just doesn't know what he's doing, even though everyone has created such convenient opportunities for him.Such a romantic atmosphere.

But he insisted on saving the best night for his wedding day.

Lance was so angry that he jumped up and cursed. After all, the dragon tribe is a tribe with more men than women.

The ratio of male to female dragons is three to one. Whenever a dragon couple gets married, two male dragons will be single.

Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many legends about dragons robbing princesses in history, and it wouldn't be because they couldn't find wives.

Not to mention those little dragons that are thousands of years old, even old dragons that are tens of thousands of years old, there are still dragons who are singles.

Every female dragon is a scarce resource, and those who are quick can only use it if they are slow.

Some female dragons are even predetermined when they are in the egg.

If you don't cook the rice now, wait until the demon-slaying war is over and Catherine returns to Dragon Island.

A large group of young heroes from the dragon tribe gathered around. Who still remembers who you are, Liszt?

As a result, until Catherine returned to Dragon Island after the Demon Slayer War, Liszt did not get her first blood.

Only the gentle kiss at parting was Catherine's initiative.

So when Lance was resurrected, he learned that Liszt actually let Catherine go.

He was so angry that he took out the chicken drumstick from his mouth and fucked Liszt hard.