Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"I heard that you were almost castrated yesterday?"

In a tavern on the West Street of Glory City, Lance and Liszt were having a gathering.

Hearing Liszt's words, Lance rolled his eyes and said:

"Hitting is for kissing, scolding is for loving, and those who don't love me enough are kicked. The reason why they are like this is because they love me."

"you sure?"

"Of course, by the way, try these beef balls. Your fiancée made them for me when she got up in the morning!"

Lance took out a plate of beef balls from the storage ring.

It was placed on the table with a "pop", and the beef balls were still steaming.

"Stop talking nonsense, I'm willing to admit defeat and give you money!"

Lance put his hand under his nose with a smug look on his face.

This was the bet the two of them had made before. Lance once said that if he wanted to, he could capture Cecilia in three days.

Liszt didn't believe it, after the brief contact before.

He already knew what a proud woman Cecilia was, and he believed in his own vision.

So the two made a bet last night, and Lance ran to tell Cecilia that he wanted to eat beef balls in the morning.

If Cecilia does it for him, then Lance wins, otherwise Liszt wins, and the bet is ten gold coins.

Liszt paid the money as promised. He felt a little funny and a little unbelievable.

After all, Liszt had seen with his own eyes how Lance targeted Cecilia, and the sight made his hands itch.

But how?

"Facts speak louder than words, you won't understand how much I have sacrificed behind the scenes!"

Lance took out a cuckold from his arms and handed it to Liszt.

"This hat is for you. I chose it specially. It suits your temperament very well."

Liszt took the hat and felt that something was wrong.

Although green is a very common color that symbolizes nature and forests.

But seeing the inexplicable smile on Lance's face, Liszt still chose to put the hat into the storage ring.

"Thank you, I will treasure it well."

Seeing that Liszt was not fooled, Lance looked bored.

After throwing a beef ball into his mouth, Lance raised his hand and shouted:

"Norm! Get me another twenty glasses of ale, and he'll pay the bill."

Lance pointed at Liszt and drank all the wine in the glass.

"Why are you so listless today? You would always say that at this time. Look! There is a girl there with a great figure and good features. I'm sure to pick her up today!"

Liszt imitated Lance's tone and said.

"But you've been drinking today. Isn't that normal?"

"You do not understand."

Lance picked up a glass of ale and drank it in one gulp.

After taking a long breath, he said:

"I'm dumped."

"Pfft! Cough cough cough cough!"

A large mouthful of wine was spit out by Liszt, and he coughed violently while covering his chest.

"What did you say? You're lovelorn!"

Liszt asked with a look of disbelief.

"Yes."

Lance nodded, looking serious.

"Which girl is so wise!"

Liszt suddenly became interested.

"It's Olivia, the nun from the women's college. I told you."

Lance sighed softly and continued:

"I went to look for her again last night, but her roommate said that Olivia was sent to the Theocracy of Light yesterday morning due to her special constitution."

"My heart is dead."

Lance raised his head and said sadly:

"So I'm going to chase Cecilia, and then dump her! Let her also taste this pain!"

As night fell, the sound of writing sounded again in Lance's bedroom.

"After pursuing her persistently for several days, I successfully confessed my love to Cecilia this morning."

"Then after dinner, I successfully got rid of her."

As he wrote this, Lance raised his hand and rubbed his red cheeks.

Cecilia's "Scumbag!" full of shame, anger and shame still echoed in his heart.

"Just hang out, it's not the first time anyway."

"I remember that after I dumped Julia, she cried so loudly. But after being depressed for two days, she still felt better."

"But this time is different. Those stinky bitches actually formed a united front to denounce me."

"The same goes for Cecilia. She obviously has no emotional basis, but she hated me so much before."

"Now he acts like he's heartbroken and doesn't believe in love anymore. It's really inexplicable."

"Wait a minute, is she doing this to avoid working? After all, after I dumped her, all those girls went to coax her."

"Even in order to make Cecilia happy, Karina even asked her to be the lobby manager of the Flaming Lips Bar and train with the other girls."

"Really, I was the bad guy, but Karina gained both fame and fortune. Why didn't I see that she had such deep intentions before?"

"Although the price was a bit high, I also successfully killed 1000 people."

"Received the title of 'The Greatest Scumbag' as rewarded by the system, as well as a thousand villain points."

"I have taken another big step forward towards my goal of returning as the king. I am really gratified."

"It's just that Lilina's eyes at me are not right lately, which makes me always feel a chill on my back."

"I shouldn't have taught her how to be a shady person in the first place. Now that I think about it, I really regret it."

"Lilina was so cute when she was little. She had a babyish voice when she talked, and she would always come to my room and ask for a hug."

"I also made a detailed training plan to train Lilina into a cute and well-behaved loli maid."

"But since I found out that she secretly bought a wheelchair, I realized that Lilina was completely crooked."

"There's absolutely no way there's something wrong with my cultivation plan. It's those damn banned books that mutilated my Lilina!"

"What about "My Maid is a Yandere", "The Yandere Maid Falls in Love with Me", "The Yandere Maid and the Weak Master".

"Oh! No!"

"Although I immediately confiscated all her books and burned down the bookstore."

"But my innocent Lilina can't come back."

"If it weren't for that damn bookstore owner, he fled Glory City overnight."

"I have to break his legs to make him understand the consequences of poisoning a young girl!"

"There are still seven days left before the Glory Day celebration, and tourists from all over the mainland have already arrived one after another."

"I found several valuable targets among them, which are worth a visit!"

"But what's a little embarrassing is that their mother is an acquaintance of mine."

"Although I can't remember their names, their faces look familiar."

"Out of a little nostalgia for my old friend, I haven't made a move."

"After all, they are all my juniors in a sense!"

"It's just that when I think about it, I feel a little bit embarrassed. How about I go and strike up a conversation tomorrow?"

"I swear I will only use [-]% of my power this time. If they fall, I won't be blamed!"

"Okay, it's time to rest! My heart has been heavy lately."

"It's like something bad is about to happen. I hope it's just my imagination."

After putting away his notes, Lance raised his head and glanced at the sky outside.

The sky was gloomy, which was a sign before the storm came.

"Whatever, if the sky falls, Liszt will be there to carry it."

Lance whispered, closing the curtains.