Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"Wow, wow, the look in his eyes was so scary, mom, I'm scared!"

This is Marina.

"Your Majesty, these are my torn clothes."

"He intended to violate me at that time, but I resisted with all my strength so that he could not succeed. This kind of scum must be severely punished!"

This is Cecilia.

"Oh, oh, even though, even though I knew this would happen one day."

"But, but, please master, please be gentle and don't be so rough. Master, you really scared me."

Julia said sobbingly.

"Master, master, let me tell you what you are good at. If you continue like this, you will really become a public enemy!"

Lilina said angrily, with a look of sadness and anger at her misfortune.

"I, I don't care anymore. But what he did this time is really too much, and he should be taught a lesson."

Karina comforted her daughter softly, and took the time to give Lance a sharp look.

"Sinner Lance, do you have anything else to say now?"

Adele slammed the table and stood up, and said angrily to Lance.

At this time, Lance was surrounded by women, holding a criticism meeting.

This scene would never have happened, but who knows, there are thousands of women in the women's college, but they can't even get together a thousand beauties.

In addition, many women went back to change their clothes and then came over again to queue up.

Lance, who was so busy that he was dizzy, wasted time like this.

Although Lance enjoys it, what he wants is the mission reward!

Once he got rid of those crazy women, Lance rushed to the city lord's mansion and rushed into the residence of the bride-to-be.

As a result, there were still not enough places. Due to the emergency, Lance could only catch whoever he wanted.

The time is approaching, but there is still one spot left.

Just when Marina heard the sound and ran over, Lance saw her.

Then he treated the dead horse as a live horse doctor and stretched out his hand to pull it.

Unexpectedly, although Marina is small, she is still a beauty according to the system's judgment.

In this way, Lance completed the task before dawn and offended a large group of women.

Listening to their bloody and tearful accusations, Lance sighed:

"I have nothing to quibble with about this matter. To compensate everyone, I will marry you all!"

"This matter has become a family matter, how happy everyone is!"

"Go dream!"

"wishful thinking!"

"Beautiful you!"

"How about we castrate Lance, so that his madness won't happen again!"

Karina sneered twice and took out a pair of shining scissors from under her robe.

"Hiss! Karina! How can you be so heartless? Do you still remember the vows we made by the Silver Moon Lake!"

"Good idea, but I suggest pulling it out!"

Adele has started wearing gauntlets.

"Dig it out. I heard that the life magic of elves is very powerful. Dig it out once and for all!"

Cecilia touched it from nowhere and took out a sharp dagger, her eyes filled with the pleasure of revenge.

"Lilina! Lilina, save me!"

Lance wanted to run, but Karina glanced away, and the heavy pressure restrained him in place.

"Master, you really went too far this time, you might as well learn a lesson. Master, don't worry, I will support you for the rest of your life!"

Lilina blinked her innocent big blue eyes and said happily.

Seeing the excitement on her face, Lance was shocked. Could this girl have awakened her yandere attribute?

"Julia! Julia, come and save me!"

"Master, stop joking."

Julia stood there with some fear.

"How can I, how can I beat them!"

"Mom! Mom! Let me come and I will castrate it myself!"

Marina seemed to have discovered something interesting. She picked up the big scissors and opened and closed them "click! click".

"Why are you joining in the fun! Karina, you don't care about her, she will teach the children bad things!"

"Holy crap! Adele, you're serious! Karina, stop Marina, she's still young and ignorant! Ahhhh!"

"Okay, okay, compensation! I will compensate you! I will definitely give you satisfactory compensation!"

Lance quickly shouted that he had fallen into the hands of these women today, and he would not be able to get through this without heavy bleeding.

"Compensation? Money? Haha, do you think we will need that kind of thing?"

Adele gently bent her gauntlet, and densely packed spikes protruded from the metal fingertips.

"This is a torture instrument imported from the Light Theocracy, and it has never been used even once, hahaha!"

"I don't need compensation, I just need you to pay the price!"

Cecilia blew on the dagger gently, and the blade became cold.

"Crack! Kick! Kick!"

The scissors in Marina's hand kept opening and closing.

"Bad uncle, that's Marina's favorite little skirt, and you just tore it off. Marina is so sad."

"No, it seems we can only defeat them one by one!"

Lance was quick to think and quickly said:

"Marina! Marina, don't you like to eat the snacks from Lucy's dessert shop the most?"

"Uncle, I'll buy it for you now. Can you eat all you can of cakes, pops, and other things from now on?"

"Seriously, Lagou."

Marina was obviously moved, put down the scissors, stretched out her little finger and said.

"Pull the hook, pull the hook, uncle will do what he says!"

"Adele, I'll deal with Adele's Joey. I'll make sure he goes back to the Elf Kingdom and never comes out again, okay?"

"That's it?"

Adele scoffed.

"Also, also, I have a box of skin care products produced by the Kingdom of Light at home."

"It was brought down by an angel. It hasn't been opened yet. How about giving it to you as a gift?"

"is that one!"

Adele said excitedly.

"Yes. That's it!"

"That's pretty much it. I'll spare you this one time!"

Seeing Adele turn and leave, Lance just breathed a sigh of relief, and Cecilia walked up.

Her eyes were filled with the pleasure of revenge, and the dagger in her hand had been raised.

"Cecilia, Cecilia, listen to me, actually I have always liked you!"

"Ha ha!"

"It's true. It's just because you are so good that I want to hit you so that I have the courage to chase you."

"Edit, you continue to edit!"

"Do you remember the late-night snack that appears in front of the window every night? You never know who it is, but actually I secretly brought it to you."

"Also, you have given up on yourself many times and gone to bed halfway through the work."

"But the next day I found that the work was miraculously done. Yes, I did it."

"And the love letters and breakfast that appear on your window every morning are not made by some admiring guard, but by me."

"There is also money stuffed into the crack of the door, new clothes left at the door..."

"Don't look at me being cruel to you all the time, but it's all love!"

"There's something wrong with you! Do you think, do you think you can impress me like this?"

All the doubts for many days were solved, and an extremely complicated expression flashed in Cecilia's eyes.

Although the hatred is still there, the dagger in his hand cannot be wielded anymore.