Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Great God of Light, I am your devout believer."

"I beg you to listen to my sincere call at this moment, and pray to you to give me a man!"

In the dormitory of the women's college, a beautiful woman wearing a priest's robe.

He was kneeling in front of the statue of the God of Light, praying devoutly.

She has a slim figure and long, platinum-blond hair that is smooth and thick.

Her long hair was neatly combed behind her, as meticulous as her character.

Her skin is fair and smooth, and her smooth and beautiful face is full of divine feeling.

A white belt was tied tightly around her waist.

It even looks slimmer and tighter, and is too full to hold.

Looking from the side, her entire figure is extremely graceful.

It has concave and convex shapes and attractive curves, making it a perfect gourd-shaped figure.

Her willow eyebrows are slender, and her white-gold eyes are big and bright, like stars, making people dare not look too much.

"Olivia, by the way, please help me beg for one, I want a handsome boy, a handsome elf boy!"

After hearing Olivia's prayer, the woman sleeping on her upper bunk suddenly stuck her head out and said excitedly.

As soon as she opened her mouth, there were several complaints in the dormitory.

"I also want a man. I am a normal woman and I also have physical needs!"

"Ahh! I haven't seen a man in 18 years! It's been 18 years! Do you know how I got here in the past 18 years?"

"Man! I want a man! It's a long night, what can I do without a man under the bed?"

In the middle of the night, ghosts were crying and howling in the dormitory.

The girls were no longer sleepy, and some even got out of bed, took out the statue of the God of Light, and placed it on the bed.

Then he knelt on the ground, crossed his fingers and said like Olivia:

"God, give me a man!"

Olivia sighed softly when she saw this.

Close your eyes and continue praying devoutly.

The full name here is the Guangming Church Glory City Women's Monastery Academy, a place where only women exist.

The principal is an old nun from the Theocracy of Light, after the war against demons.

She came to Glory City alone, established this women's monastic college, and gathered a large number of orphans left over from the war.

Raise them up so they don't suffer from cold and hunger.

At the same time, he also taught them knowledge, guided their faith, and allowed them to embark on the path of nuns.

Some poor families also choose to send their daughters here to become nuns serving the God of Light.

The old nun believes that the world is dark and people's hearts are sinister.

Men are also smooth-talking, unsympathetic and unjust people.

Only by entering the Kingdom of the God of Light can these girls enjoy eternal beauty and joy.

Therefore, they are strictly prohibited from contacting men, and any male creature is strictly prohibited from entering the women's college.

Even dogs that dig holes and run in must be castrated before being released.

Because the old nun has a legendary level of strength, the women's college is a holy place in the hearts of countless men in Glory City.

But no one can break through the barrier on the college wall and cross the high white wall.

The old nun took the trouble to teach them that men are the most terrifying creatures in the world.

They can only be saved if they become nuns and devoutly believe in the God of Light.

But some things engraved in genes cannot be eliminated so easily.

And most of them were sent in when they were a few years old, or even teenagers.

Coupled with the private goods secretly brought in by some nuns in charge of purchasing, the matter became out of control.

Just like it is now.

"From above! Can you please stop screaming? I still have to sleep!"

After Olivia finished praying, she went to bed to rest.

But the woman on the upper bunk kept making noises, causing Olivia, who was restless tossing and turning, to completely lose her sleep.

Hearing her dissatisfied voice, a pair of bright eyes poked out from above.

"Olivia, I'll give you something nice to look at."

A beautifully styled picture album was thrown down from above.

"What is this? It's definitely not a good thing. I won't look at it!"

He said this, but Olivia couldn't control her hands.

Under the moonlight, she gently opened a page, then covered her mouth in surprise and closed it immediately.

She looked around like a thief and found that no one was paying attention to her, so she suppressed her excitement.

Under the moonlight, I slowly opened the picture album.

And her fair and pretty face was also blushing visibly.

At some point, there was a noise outside.

But none of this affected Olivia, she was still so focused.

"Olivia, Olivia!"

Someone pushed her shoulder, causing her to wake up from a dream.

Subconsciously, Olivia hid the album under the quilt and quibbled:

"I didn't see anything!"

"Olivia, don't look at your crappy painting! We have a man!"

A young girl opened her quilt and said excitedly to Olivia:

"Get up quickly. The seniors above have caught a man. Let's go get a share of the pie."

When Olivia came to the senior dormitory on the top floor, covering her hot cheeks, she saw this scene.

A handsome male elf was surrounded by women.

I don't know what they are doing, but I can only hear the sound of fabric being torn.

"Olivia, let's go!"

Olivia was pulled forward by her roommate.

Olivia seemed to be in a dream, slowly moving forward with the flow of people.

The surrounding girls also let out noisy and excited shouts.

"Wow! He is so handsome, he is the man of my dreams, no, he is a god!"

"I really want to have a sweet love with him!"

"You nymphomaniacs are not practical at all. Is my little brother getting married? Will he have children?"

"Stab!"

With a cold feeling in her chest, Olivia woke up as if from a dream.

Looking at the handsome elf man in front of her, Olivia opened her mouth, wanting to say hello, but she didn't know what to say.

At this time, someone said from behind.

"Hurry up, don't be silly."

Olivia staggered a few steps and fell into the man's arms.

"Beautiful lady, can you tell me your name?"

Looking at his handsome face, Olivia felt like her heart was drunk, and she said dreamily:

"Olivia, my name is Olivia."

"Very good, Olivia, right? I'm Lance, remember my name."

There is a warm touch on the lips, which is separated at the first touch, making people feel as if they are missing.

When Olivia was squeezed out by the crowd, she was still immersed in the gentle kiss.

"Olivia, Olivia! Come to your senses!"

The roommate grabbed her shoulders and shook her hard.

"what happened?"

Olivia looked at the young girl in front of her and asked with confusion.

"Quick, change your clothes, let's come back and line up again!"