Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Beautiful Miss Adele! You are the butterfly among the flowers and the bud among the lilies."

"Your look back and smile made me deeply moved. At that moment, I decided that you are the person I am looking for in this life."

In the late night street, Adele walked forward with her arms crossed and an unhappy look on her face.

Behind her, followed closely was a young man in white clothes with a sword at his waist.

He is slender and tall, with skin as white as snow.

Her long green hair hangs down from her shoulders, and her appearance carries the fragility and beauty of a woman.

At this time, he was expressing his love to Adele with that gorgeous aria.

"You are a goddess carved from ivory, generous, dignified, gentle and quiet."

"Your beauty attracts me! Your laughter is as sweet as the dew after the rain!"

"Joy, I've made it very clear to you, I don't like you!"

Adele stopped, suppressing the impatience and anger in her heart, turned around and said to him a little irritably:

"My father made his own decision about the marriage. I didn't know about the marriage at all before."

"Stop pestering me, I have to patrol tomorrow!"

"Ah! My goddess! If my life without you is like a flower without sunshine and rain, it can only wither in the darkness."

Joey clutched his chest in pain and took a step forward to touch Adele's pretty cheek.

"What are you doing? Be respectful!"

Adele took two steps back and said coldly.

"It's so difficult to do, it looks like we're going to have a killer move!"

A cold light flashed in Joey's eyes. As the saying goes, a strong woman is afraid of stalking her husband. He didn't believe that he couldn't win Adele.

"Ah! My love, please don't be so heartless. The love between us has been blessed by the goddess of love and beauty."

As he spoke, Joey knelt down on one knee, and a bright red rose appeared in his hand.

The thin thorns on the flower stems had pricked his fingers, and the blood that oozed out was quickly absorbed by the flowers.

And the roses bloomed more beautifully and brightly.

"Oh my god! That's actually the legendary flower of Cupid!"

A female knight from the security team suddenly jumped out of nowhere, held her heart in her hands, and shouted exaggeratedly.

"Oh my God! My heart melts! This is so romantic!"

Another female knight also jumped out, covering her crimson cheeks and looking like she was about to faint.

"Tracy! Milly! When were you bribed?"

Adele watched their performance helplessly, but Joey still felt good about himself.

"Adele, Joey is the most potential heir to the Snow Elf family."

"He is handsome and strong. Why are you dissatisfied?"

"Wow! He is so handsome. Why are you pulling me? Oh!"

"Adele, Joey is the knight commander of the Unicorn Knights. His future achievements are limitless. You must not miss it."

The two female knights praised Joey's advantages, and the implication was that Adele should quickly accept Joey's confession.

After all, the two are already engaged, and Adele is nominally Joey's fiancée.

And Joey also used this relationship to make further progress and kept entangled.

If he could successfully marry into the Amastasha family, then the future patriarch of the Snow Elf family would definitely be Joey.

And Adele's beauty also deeply attracted Joey.

Joey has no reason to give up on Adele, both emotionally and rationally.

After learning that the Amastasha family could not bring Adele back to the Elf Kingdom.

Joey came to Glory City and stuck to Adele like a dog-skin plaster all day long, hoping to impress her with his sincerity.

"Ah! Adele! My love for you is like this rose! When I look into your eyes, I am the happiest man in the world!"

Joey winked at the two women and saw that they were blocking Adele's retreat, so he stepped forward and pressed closer.

"Ah! Adele, accept my love!"

"what!"

There were panicked shouts in the sky, and a figure descended from the sky and sat Joey down in the ground.

"I actually flew so far!"

Lance raised his hand tremblingly and stuffed the underwear he had pulled off into his arms.

Then he raised his head and showed a bright smile to the three women.

"Adele, Tracey, Milly, long time no see, why are you here?"

"Lan, Lance, you're down here."

Adele pointed under Lance with a strange expression on her face.

Lance stood up and took a look, and was shocked.

A green-haired beauty was lying stretched out in the pit she had made.

The left arm was twisted strangely and was obviously broken.

There was a trace of blood spilling from the corner of his mouth, which looked pitiful and sad.

"Holy crap! Why doesn't it hurt? Beauty! Are you okay?"

"It's done! My breasts are flattened! Don't be afraid, I'll rub them back for you right now!"

With that said, Lance started to rip off Joey's clothes.

Joey raised his right hand and covered his chest in fear.

He raised his head and looked at the one-eyed elf in front of him.

The evil eyes, excited expression, slightly crazy movements, and the weird smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Crazy! This one-eyed elf is crazy!"

Enduring the severe pain in his body, Joey almost rolled and crawled away from here.

Looking at his back, Lance thought thoughtfully, this guy seems to be a man!

"Hey~!"

Lance looked disgusted and threw away the pieces of clothing in his hands.

"Lance? I haven't seen you for several days. Why are you huddled in the city lord's mansion?"

Adele walked forward with some joy and was about to say a few words to him.

Lance suddenly reached out to her chest and pulled hard.

"His!"

"what!"

Adele covered her chest with a look of horror, and immediately understood in her heart that Lance, this big pervert, was having convulsions again!

"what!"

Trish and Milly on the side did not escape Lance's vicious hands, and the clothes on their chests were roughly torn off.

What a scene if you weren’t still wearing underwear!

"Lance! You! Looking for! Die!"

Adele's angry shout came from behind, but Lance had no time to pay attention to her for the time being.

[Achievement Mission: Clothes-Tearing Maniac. 】

[Tear off the clothes on the chests of 1000 beauties and obtain 1000 villain points.Receive a random draw and get the honorary title: Clothes-Tearing Maniac! 】

[If the mission fails, 1000 villain points will be deducted and an honorary title will be randomly recovered.Current progress: 4/1000. 】

It was actually a rare achievement mission in a year, and Lance had no reason not to complete it.

Normally, Lance would have to save for a full month to accumulate these one thousand villain points.

To be deducted another thousand points would be equivalent to losing three months of progress, which he couldn't bear.

"Beauty! Beauty! Where is the beauty?"

This mission is time-limited and must be completed before dawn, otherwise it will be considered a failure.

Suddenly, an idea flashed in Lance's mind and he rushed towards Glory City Women's College.

"It's night now, and thousands of female students are crowded in the dormitory. As long as I'm fast enough, this task is not difficult!"

"I'm here! Girls dormitory!"