Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Move, move! Why don't you move your hands? Act like a gentleman now, right?"

An angry look appeared in Karina's eyes, and she opened the scissors in her hand.

"Haha, take the scissors away from my place, and I will let you know what a beast is right away!"

Lance placed his hands neatly on his sides and said seriously.

I don't know why Karina went crazy suddenly, but I just kindly helped her warm her body.

She suddenly slapped and slapped herself, and even opened the scissors to threaten herself.

What a joke, would Lance be afraid of a pair of scissors?

If he couldn't beat her now, Lance would have pressed Karina on the bed and assumed various postures.

"You little rascal, you have to be on guard at all times."

"Just like when you were a child, every time we took a bath, you had to get in and wash together."

"We have dealt with you so many times, and you don't have a long memory!"

As she spoke, Karina's fiery red lips opened and closed slightly, which made Lance unable to help but think about it.

"I swear! I really just wanted you to rub my back."

"Besides, I was still so young at the time, what did I know?"

The lie came out of his mouth, but Lance's face didn't turn red and his heart didn't beat. He gently took Karina's hand and took the scissors away from her hand.

"I believe you, we kept losing our personal clothes back then. What on earth did you do with them?"

Having said this, Karina raised her hand and slapped Lance's chest hard twice to make him remember.

"How is that possible? You are slandering a good person out of thin air!"

Langsun's eyes suddenly widened and he refused to admit it, his eyes were full of innocence.

"If you steal once or twice, forget it! If you steal hundreds of times in a row, do you think we are stupid?"

"Although you were not strong enough at that time, your mind was quite alive! Relying on your identity as an elf prince, you sent someone to move the two of us away."

"Then you go in and come out in a big way, and the guards don't dare to stop you."

"Do you know that there were many times when we were invisible and followed you? You didn't see the look in Undine's eyes at that time."

After listening to Karina say this, Lance suddenly understood, patted his thigh heavily and said:

"No wonder I didn't trick her into bed no matter how hard I tried to trick her later. It turns out the root cause is here!"

"Hiss, you're slapping my thigh!"

Karina glared at Lance, but she wasn't angry either.

Instead, he burst out laughing, his eyes filled with longing for the past.

Lance took advantage of him several times, but she mercilessly knocked him down.

"No, I can't use force now, I can only use outsmarts!"

Thinking of this, Lance's thoughts started to change rapidly.

After dinner before, Lance saw that Karina did not go back to the room to rest.

Instead, he took a few bottles of wine and walked towards the back garden of the City Lord's Mansion.

Langsun, who had been paying attention to her, suddenly became excited. This was a naked hint.

The night is long, Karina must be very lonely now and needs a man's broad chest and strong arms.

And who among the men in the world could be more suitable than Lance?

You know, he has been coveting Karina's body for a long time.

But Karina never gave it to him. It was her mother who blocked it.

Now it's Karina herself who can't get over the hurdle in her heart.

With her strength far exceeding that of Lance, if she didn't want to, there was nothing Lance could do.

He could only launch a fierce and passionate offensive against Karina, letting her slowly sink into his tenderness.

So far, the effect is obvious, and Karina no longer asks Lance to call her sister-in-law.

And when Karina didn't reject his kindness, Lance became convinced and his behavior gradually became more and more unrestrained.

After all, Karina is a strong person in the sanctuary and has her own pride.

Many things just won't work if you say no, and they can't be forced by others.

If Karina is pushed into a hurry, Lance will not be able to reap the benefits.

I can only keep testing Karina's bottom line and open her heart bit by bit.

Let her sink unconsciously, and eventually become irresistible to Lance.

Lance originally enjoyed this process, but now he has the opportunity to do it all in one step.

Then it would be a pity to miss it, and there is no reason to miss it.

"What to do? Do you want to knock her down?"

Lance was tangled in his heart. If it were in the past, he would have pounced on him with a "ouch".

But the current situation is that women are strong and men are weak, and Karina is not emotional yet.

If he takes action rashly, she will most likely resist.

Although Karina won't hit him hard, she just needs to use a little force when pushing him.

Let Lance perform a flying elf, and he can still fly out of the city lord's mansion.

If this falls outside and is seen by others.

"Wait, when did I, Lance, care about this?"

"My reputation in Glory City can't be any worse."

"Compared with this risk, Karina's body is definitely more important!"

So, Lance took advantage of Karina's memory and grabbed her collar with lightning speed.

He tore it hard with his hand, revealing the scenery under Karina's robe.

As the robe tore, Lance's left eye widened in excitement.

But what appeared in front of him was a body tightly wrapped in clothes.

"This, I thought."

Lance's eyes were a little confused.

"Why do you still think?"

Karina came back to her senses, looked at her torn clothes, and asked with both annoyance and amusement.

"I thought you had to at least wear a suspender belt, a three-point style, a swimsuit, a silk nightgown or something."

At this point, Lance pointed to Karina's chest.

"In the end, you didn't even wear a skirt. You actually wore a black men's suit. Although it shows off your figure, it really ruined the atmosphere."

"How about I go home and get you a suspender skirt, and then we can continue."

"What are you thinking! Who would wear something like that?"

Karina said angrily.

"I didn't expect you to come out to drink alone in the middle of the night."

"Why do you think so?"

Karina looked confused.

"Ahem, it's nothing. Well, are you really here to drink?"

"Nonsense! I finally had some quiet time alone, and after two more drinks, a pervert sneaked up and took advantage of me."

The whip in Karina's hand pulled, causing Lance's head to fall back, and she said angrily:

"Some bad guys really can't give you any chance. They are always pushing their limits, but you are pushing your limits!"

"Besides that, what else is going on in your head right now?"

"And you, Karina!"

With a strong force in his hand, Lance grabbed Karina's waist and hugged her into his arms, thinking secretly in his heart:

"This waist is so thin, she doesn't look like a woman who has given birth to a child!"

"What are you doing? Let me go!"

Karina's tone was fierce, but her actions were not convincing at all.

"Karina, I suddenly discovered that you are actually quite sexy in men's clothing!"

"Stab!"

The sound of cloth being torn was heard.

"Asshole! Why did you tear my clothes off?"

"Stab!"

"Don't tear it!"

"Stab!"

"You're still tearing it apart!"

Karina felt ashamed and angry, and saw that the covering on her chest was about to be torn away by Lance.

In desperation, he flicked the whip in his hand, and a figure flew high into the air.